The tube man (an Asian suicide bomber type?), assisted by a heavy police presence – asked me if I would like my bag checked for free at the tube station on Saturday, i held my tongue and declined his gracious offer, if i am a suicide bomber then these people really have not got a clue.
From my very basic understanding of Suicide Bomber of english descent is that they come from West Yorkshire, or Luton and support Pakistan when the cricket is being played.
I could not even tell you when the cricket season is, and as for being keen on wearing the Burkha and the arranged marriage to an inbred rural cousin who would be happy to die for allah well that sounds like an ideal contestant for Big Brother 8. Just think instead of evicting-them the producers could blow them up.
West Yorkshire Mosque this is Davina, the public have been voting and first suicide bomber to be blown up will be … bang – Shehzad welcome to paradise.
Now you could even have female contestants – since there’s always a ‘token’ foreigner in BB who could be her and she could go join her husband link (love and ball bearings)
I mean it sounds good tv here.
Hey i might even pay and get the live internet feed for that.
My point to this is to say – London Underground – or the tube faces a sizeable terrorist problem from its own employees, not just its customers. – for if we customers are untrustworthy, then what of them? – some loony Tube employee might consider all londoners agents of satan.
Whether my bag was checked (how many white people go exploding on purpose?) or not would be for diddly squat. – London Underground can fuck off, I don’t mind driving either which if i did remember would rather enrage those politicians of the two jags owning class now in power.
Bet they would not like that chav’s and chavettes on there roads.