Bananas in the Falklands

August 13, 2007

Jesus drags you.

Filed under: Deranged Minds, Pagan Ponderings, Religion, about flat world, usa — bananasfk @ 09:20

Read:

A teenage girl attending a Christian “boot camp” in Texas was allegedly tied to a van and dragged along the ground after falling behind during a morning run.

The girl, who has not been named, was apparently participating in a running exercise at the military-style Love Demonstrated Ministries camp when she became tired. The camp’s website says that it is “designed to build character and instil discipline, integrity, unity, and morality back into their lives”.

Since rape has been done to death in the Church ‘Jesus tortures’ is the thing to be trendy.

2 Comments »

  1. Call me old fashioned, but I think van-dragging is tantamount to “waste”. You may think rape has been done to death by the church but it has the virtue of releasing the tensions of the faithful (the males that is) and allows a little pleasure to boot. Okay, I acknowledge the excitement of watching the victim scream as the rough terrain effectively flays her alive; but surely this could have been done after she’d been “roasted” by the congregation. This way, everyone’s happy. Being religious is no excuse for sloppy thinking.

    Enraged of the East Midlands.

    Comment by Don — August 13, 2007 @ 13:09

  2. I’m sure the ‘camp*’ will take on you suggestions and do it properly next time.

    * sounds like a prison

    Comment by bananasfk — August 13, 2007 @ 13:37


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