is our agony monkey (bottom monkey in image) and deals with you humans who are technophobic (she deals with Apple morons) i-phone post (this blog)
So when Apple announced the price cut all you mac freaks overeated (NOT FAIR I PAID FULL PRICE), but Sally had a word with Steve Jobs (overflowing with handmaidens and sex slaves from this columns last advice piece) and Steve will be charitible and he might be giving all you ugly ipod owners an addiction voucher to spend on other mac products.
Sally says to you mac freaks – enjoy your addiction. But please only apply to be Steve Jobs sex slave if your pretty.
