The meaning of life (an answer)

During one of those internable set of thousands of adverts at the cinema for films*, please don’t fucking steal our crap films, soft-drinks, and the like that most of us monkeys don’t pay too much attention too until that annoying american in the orange advert tells us to turn off the mobile phone.

A ‘titer’ was raised by the captive humans in the cinema (caged humans?) with a church doing ‘a whats the point of it all’ advert, showing you humans as you trundle through life

I can answer this the point of life as defined by any religion is

1. be happy by
2. get raped by a catholic priest
3. get your children abused and also raped by catholics
4. stop any logical thought (abortion,god created petrol) about science.
   

The point of this is that while humanity is known about, there are those who consider all humanity bad, and only a better being can redeem them at a future point.

Since no employee of the church (god apparently needs churches and humans) has met any god that is living how do these people know that the unknowable is of any use ?

This is ocams razor. If god really did create petrol in six days then i blame it and his employees for global warming. The tribe will be purchasing guns and will systematically be killing any person that works for a church.

So will they mind ? – i doubt it, after all your average priest might miss the sex, but that god person likes rapists honest.

Here end the sunday lesson, and have you seen the vicars handmadien*** ?.

* yesterdays film was called Astonishment by somebody**
** The tribe had to look it up.
*** religious code for acceptable rape