Bananas in the Falklands

October 17, 2007

Regime change,intelectual theft, and smear campaigns.

Filed under: Crime, Pagan Ponderings, Politics, piracy, uk — Tags: — bananasfk @ 12:34

Lets start with the smearing campaign first, imagine that you be a Brazilian citizen shot dead by policemen in London on account of they thinking your an islamic suicide bomber

So how do you (thinking like a policemen) dig yourself out of that hole (bbc) ? simple you

  • tell everybody he was a illegal immigrant
  • claim to find illegal drugs in his urine

The trial heard from Dr Kenneth Shorrock, who said Mr de Menezes had traces of cocaine in his urine and a breakdown product associated with cocaine in his bloodstream.

Thats alright then ? – oh look theres a flying pig in the sky too. Speaking of theft (which most policemen are not interested in) You might have noticed that Gordon Brown of the labour party has been stealing policies of the Liberals and and the Conservatives in large quantities recently.

Since its hard enough to see much difference between a labour and conservative policy to start with i think that you will ‘try’ and agree with me that original thought in the form of a liberal party is needed urgently.

So with Ming the mericiless ‘regime changed’ i would accuse the Liberal party supporters of doing the damage, not he. The illegal immigration* plan passed at there conference recently might have sounded nice to them but not to the voters and it got quite a few media mentions.

OK Thats taken us full circle.  So if you’ve had an idea i’ll think you find Gordon Brown thought of it too, Cheers comrades.

* our non brazillian terrorist shot dead could not apply though.

2 Comments »

  1. What we need is a culture of gun-ownership in this country. It works for the Americans. Then we’ll have cool-headed, albeit arrogant fuckers, packing revolvers [I've seen them on the tele] As it stands here, once in a blue-moon we give a PC a gun, and internally he’s thinking, “oooerrr moooother…” [ a piece of litter flaps in the wind] “wassat?” BANG! BANG! BANG! [and a few more if you're a person and foreign looking].

    Comment by Ronald — November 21, 2007 @ 20:48

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