Once upon a time a ‘z’ list celeb and animal liberation freak called Heather who met an ‘a’ list celeb who was VERY RICH and has not really done much since the 1960′s (so oldish too). Paul was a bit bonkers after doing drugs and the india thing. Heather too naturally ‘believed’ in those things that he believed* in. It was an marriage made in money.
‘love’ then flowered and one legged Heather did her duty but alas the love was not for ever for it was time to harvest the wealth of Sir Paul after a few years thought little miss gold digger. So naturally the media got blamed and the the quest for the 400 million pounds began by the ‘young’ little miss gold digger.
One Leg up** heather said nasty things about our ‘lovable’ liverpudian to the media who has gone a bit bonkers and that enraged even more people. What a silly old gold digger Heather was.
So Little miss gold digger got sad, cried on american tv and ‘hopped danced’** too for her sympathy but the media were not having it.
The charm failed, but a english judge ‘mulord wiseman solomon’ saw through lttle miss gold digger and said nasty things about her and gave her a couple of million instead.
So If your an rich billionaire beware of little miss gold digger, shes only got one leg so she should be easy to spot***. Alas as for Bananas in the falklands who eats meat and so will not be chasing after Sir Paul becuase he is a freak.
I blog this as people like Paul McCartney think that copyright on songs should last 200 years and keep animal liberation loons like Miss Heather Mils in explosives and animal terrorist stuff supplies for a week.
That’s good isn’t it?
* vegetarian scum ** only having the one leg for some celebrity reason *** hopping