Bananas in the Falklands was about to say goodnight to the zoos security staff last night when something really strange happened that strange thing was a car trash tv documentary about Sasha Bennington (picture) who for all you ignorant people lives in Burnley in england and is a pre teen ‘wanna be’ beauty queen.
Apparently (i was also unaware of this) she is quite ‘famous’ for appearing on tv sofas already in the uk.
Any attempts at being a high brow monkey then went out the window as Charlie the senior security guard (and human) offered us another cup of the pg tips and a banana so i decided to stay and watch this car crash in action as the security team were going to.
The program is part of the bbc three series on beauty and whatnot, that’s covered hairy human females, ‘lucy‘ (my blog) and other issues, and being its on bbc three its been repeated to hell and back, theres still a few times yet to see it this week if you like car crash tv in the uk.
Its a slighty freaky thing to watch, sort of like live action barbie dolls with a case of demonic ownership added in for fun. It is also clear that the mothers are the driving force behind this as you see both american’s and Mrs Bennington strut her stuff with there barbie dolls.
The piece has moments of unintentional comedy too. Although Sasha fails to become head beauty queen, the Benningtons son picks up an american gong for being pretty but i won’t spoil it you.
After the program ended i thanked Charles and his security team for the tea and the banana and ambled back to monkey house. Sally (of the iphone fame) is also interested in this human and i will ask Charlie to record it for her tonight.