Bananas in the Falklands was about to say goodnight to the zoos security staff last night when something really strange happened that strange thing was a car trash tv documentary about Sasha Bennington (picture) who for all you ignorant people lives in Burnley in england and is a pre teen ‘wanna be’ beauty queen.
Apparently (i was also unaware of this) she is quite ‘famous’ for appearing on tv sofas already in the uk.
Any attempts at being a high brow monkey then went out the window as Charlie the senior security guard (and human) offered us another cup of the pg tips and a banana so i decided to stay and watch this car crash in action as the security team were going to.
The program is part of the bbc three series on beauty and whatnot, that’s covered hairy human females, ‘lucy‘ (my blog) and other issues, and being its on bbc three its been repeated to hell and back, theres still a few times yet to see it this week if you like car crash tv in the uk.
Its a slighty freaky thing to watch, sort of like live action barbie dolls with a case of demonic ownership added in for fun. It is also clear that the mothers are the driving force behind this as you see both american’s and Mrs Bennington strut her stuff with there barbie dolls.
The piece has moments of unintentional comedy too. Although Sasha fails to become head beauty queen, the Benningtons son picks up an american gong for being pretty but i won’t spoil it you.
After the program ended i thanked Charles and his security team for the tea and the banana and ambled back to monkey house. Sally (of the iphone fame) is also interested in this human and i will ask Charlie to record it for her tonight.
she is my idol because she got to achive her dream at such a young age i am only 14 but i am going to wait to go to collage to study beauty and hairdressing id prefer to be amodel but america is far way to go .
wat wrong with being a barbie doll for the day ?
i would love too hav such a opertion like her she is my idol!
Comment by catrin — July 30, 2008 @ 12:37
Catrin what is wrong being a barbie doll is just that. It’s vacant.
The monkey house here at London zoo wish you well in your career of beauty and hairdressing.
Comment by bananasfk — July 30, 2008 @ 13:19
Catrin:
what’s wrong with being a barbie doll?
They’re dead. They’re NOT real. They’re made of plastic. and some more problems with barbie dolls that prevents humans from becoming one.
If you mean you want to feel pretty, like a princess, wear lovely dresses and crowns; well i can understand that (and i’m 36 by now..).
But please remember always to do what you want, what you LIKE and not to try to be something you’re not (plastic) and never try to be someone you think other people want you to be.
take care!
Comment by fairwitch — August 1, 2008 @ 00:07
my name is devon bailey and if sasha’s reading this i need to tell her that personally i think she’s the prittiest girl in the world [location omitted by the monkey house moderation team] and adore her from 11 year old devon bailey
Comment by DevonBailey — August 1, 2008 @ 13:52
epople who say bad stuff bout sasha r just plain sad nd jealous just because they dont look as pretty as sasha they make out it is wrong sorry but it aint she is going down da right path to follow her dream of getting sucsess but at an early age i am only 11 nd i want to be a model to i ware tones of makeup,fake nails occasionaly but wat is wrong wit being 11 nd wanting to be a model i dont c wat is wrong so just leave her alone evry1 who thinks something bad about r just jealous that they r no as beautiful as sasha but gd luck in ur carees in the future xx
Comment by sian — September 6, 2008 @ 07:41
She sounds nice. i would love to meet her. But i think her mom is the driving force behind it all. Her mom is just puting herself into the spot light
Comment by leaper — January 19, 2009 @ 04:21
The Bennington family is the UK’s version of American Trailer Trash! Mom needs to work on her TEETH instead of wasting her time with “modeling”!
Comment by Cristina — January 19, 2009 @ 04:57
Dentistry aside (British adults don’t like to pay to see a dentist, and nhs dentists are a rare breed) Cristina.
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