If Tiger Woods kept chickens he would need a black cock
Apparently the sporting pervert/drug addict and with other likewise issues known as tiger woods (guardian) has employed Schillings to stop him selling consumer products as well as to try to gag the press. Schillings is a name familiar to the monkey house as they gave Craig Murray (see blogs i read) some really healthy publicity.
If you cannot print any pictures of mr woods, then surely that means companies who stupidly pay him to advertise crap are clearly in technical default if his image appears in any product packaging/display or television advert.
That’s great business sense Schillings, it reinforces my image that all sport is nazi inspired. The moral – sports people in the public eye should not be used to sell consumer goods.
If bananas in the falklands sold a similar product where my competitor used an image of his – I’d be informing courts and getting those competing items off the shelves and just leaving only my products on sale. Muse on that.
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