Is the second book in the Nursery Crime Series by Jasper Fforde. (book 1) Any author who can parody crap British cars and make porridge into a controlled substance (flake) deserves credit.
UNFORTUNATELY MY LIBRARY SUPPLIED ME WITH THE LARGE PRINT VERSION WHICH ANYONE CAN READ 1KM AWAY AND THROUGH ALL OBSTRUCTIONS EXCEPT LEAD*.
The story parodies the shit out of all detective stories and sets the tone just right with aliens, boobs, cucumbers of mass destruction [you read that correct], and is an witty read.
3/5 bananas – less of a slog than book 1 * humour
