Sir Fred Goodwin from a Banker to wanker

Imagine that you are an unfortunate banker who took the money and ran, then the bank you took the money from collapsed.  Lots of lower bankers and people then lost there jobs, hey your fine.

In fact Sir Fred Goodwin who did it and did such a good job the state now owns his old bank.   So what next ? well you do a schillings (my blog) and censor the press from even reporting he was banker.  I have to assume that he is a wanker because all good  footballers and golfers have scandals they dont want people knowing about which proves it true,

I do hope he paid for his sex be it with a boy or a girl.

update 22/5/11: If sleeping with the the boss means promotion, then i suppose some benefit was recieved, however one can argue that Goodwin did not pay, the bank did.

Cancer,paypal,trolls and social media.

So how do be altruistic ? you know ‘a good person z’ did some good stuff without

• spamming
• annoying

A recent ‘apparent good person’ was called out on a social media site for spamming and annoying with a personal paypal account which in the real world it could be a scam and paypal could withhold the money for some important reason like ‘the coffee was bad today’.

Was the person who kept raising the bar of the money and made the spam bit true really annoying we if you said is this real then ‘agp’ would delete that comment.

Thus a shit storm brewed from the usual suspects at gawker- it appears that the agp now has to do the deed.  This is good since it has stopped the person from shirking on the posts – social media and its users should be congratulated for making them actually do it.

The moral being – do the deed and make it look professional – for the that person whom works at ebay and paypal who had that bad cup of coffee is no doubt  happy to take your money and never let be seen again.