The Alpha ape had apparently charged the betas with sorting out a blocked drain, so unknowingly i ambled over and was soon tasked with the job of finding chemicals being that zoo staff did not really want to know and i cant blame them either.
Being beta apes this was fun as they poured various dregs of cleaning materials in said drain. Then it was time to go buy more chemistry stuff as it was fun. That was my job.
I come back with new chemicals and the betas soon have an exploding drain that bubbles and explodes clouds of steam and probably something totally banned in any chemistry lesson in any bog standard english secondary school for you know being exciting and causing a reaction.
By this time we have attracted an audience of the public and the zoo staff are now wondering if to intervene. We tell them to piss off since they didn’t want to know earlier and since you know its fun.
I am then told the kitchen sink has a blockage as well and since i am the expert on dismantling the pipes there as I had to do it once before and its time to get mucky (look nobody else was dealing with it).
I clear it and it just leaves the outside drain which the betas are doing there best to create volcanic plumes of smoke and steam which should ideally stop al flights over Camdem. Professor has since been informed so he too joins the betas peering into the drain with the smoke and steam and said.
Let me know if your ok. we ooked at him as he walked off. Now that’s man who knows his science.
Meanwhile the Domestic Goddess type* is still pretending that the world has no problems or extra volcano’s in pertaining to the drain.
* think Martha, Nigella Lawson, or some has been called Anthea who did it on the rebound of those two