Bananas in Falkland’s has problems with computer games – the main one is that most of them wont work without an windoze emulator, and our monkey house internet connection is slow. Last year i found a game that worked, but left it after two months on account of some idiots in the game.
With the mainstream media being terrified shitless by computers and the internet and so does it best to label anybody who uses a computer and the internet as a mentally unstable person since it conflicts with there ideas of what people should be doing and thats before I even mention that australians are not allowed to do adult video games – the bbc did a classic example of this.
This last december (what delay? its only late July- my schedule is full) a free play for players was announced in the game i left. Being that the zoo was empty i decided to utilize it and found that nothing much had changed and the quality of the other users still sucked (mr poo anybody*?)
Then while doing something in pirate area of the game I get a class idiot ‘WHO USED CAPITAL LETTERS AND MUST BE AN VERY IMPORTANT BUZINESSMAN BECAUSE I MIGHT BE WASTING HIS TIME**.
Needless to say I thought this was funny and then my thing was then blown up which just proves that some humans just don’t get the fine points of things and the game i thought it was and is really an arcade based shooter.
There be nothing wrong with shooting games however after a while shooting things can get boring but you know i can do better than hang out with these slightly odd people some who call themselves mr poo.
The best thing about players like MR POO is that they then complain that nobody then visits them thus making them bored, clearly a bright mind at work.
Another ‘problem’ with unpopular mmo games apart from the lack of lack of players is the wrong timezone issue – suppose you live in Japan and play an english speaking and server-ed somewhere a long way away – are you a real player or not? long time game professionals would say no – why? Because you don’t play when the US is playing thus you not be a real player.
I have heard long time gamers say this public-ally.
Now what do small game companies hate ?. Honesty thats what. Tell them why why you could not pay for more than a month and that forum post is deleted and you are accused as being a troll – which i can out troll the average trollers without even trying with honesty.
Granted i see things good, and bad and see more than pew pew in the game. I also appreciate some of the better players but if anything other than LOVE IT++++ is not suitable as a comment then you get my drift.
So nothing of value was lost. Except more msm’ers to do computer game players are all sickos pieces and all is well****. The upshot of being sick*** is that i should now go out and throw a lot journalists out of a very high window and see what happens. After all its only a game after all and we can then throw them out the window again.
* bit of childrens humour, not offensive to me ** yes just like that *** being that i use a computer,the internet to write this i must be very sick mentally **** Bonus loony bin points for computer and internet usage.