Do you love apple products like Lee5279xx did ? Yes/No and don’t be ashamed to tell asl Sally an ape of the mind is offer all you Mac freaks a chance to face your grief that the deity of apple has left. Some of you apple users will no doubt be grief stricken by this news, will you ever be cool again?. In fact some zoo guests have been looking at iphones and saying its not working as well since saint jobs left.
So if your suicidal about your i-shit not being upgraded, or not expensive enough, or have extreme queue stupidity complex* then help from Sally is available. Come to zoo and the monkey house and Sally will get you the help you need. You have a mental disease, it needs treating.
Its been an interesting week, HP is becoming a microsoft based governmental software house as thats what the new boss knows about from his last job and steve jobs has gone to heaven. If you do come please form an orderly queue and Sally will see you at some point, bring a sleeping bag.**
* thats where you pray outside the apple store ** see *