
forget suntan lotion with an nbc suit
Bananas is wearing her terrorist proof outfit (my blog) here in the zoo but with numbers of zoo visitors down, I note that those without nbc suits have decided not to come to London or even the seaside [both links bbc] but if I understand correctly that is a warzone and terrorism hotspot most of the year anyhow.
Anyhow with all those sporty druggies, thugs, nazis , and cheaters about perhaps it is wise to stay away.