a “Whizzinator”: a rubber penis connected to a pouch of clean urine which is incorporated with a specially adapted pair of underpants. The athlete uses the fake when he is asked to produce a sample. Available in white, black and latino skin shades to help fool watching officials.
Very Benneton. Or consider this wonder a …
fake bladder: Athletes at the Athens Olympics in 2004 were caught using a rubber bladder containing a clean sample hidden in their anus. A fine tube runs between the legs and along the penis and the tube is squeezed to release the flow.
Get very gattaca with
a bottle of synthetic urine
This sport business so ethical
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