I hope your national sporting hero does not have…

a “Whizzinator”: a rubber penis connected to a pouch of clean urine which is incorporated with a specially adapted pair of underpants. The athlete uses the fake when he is asked to produce a sample. Available in white, black and latino skin shades to help fool watching officials.

Very Benneton. Or consider this wonder a …

fake bladder: Athletes at the Athens Olympics in 2004 were caught using a rubber bladder containing a clean sample hidden in their anus. A fine tube runs between the legs and along the penis and the tube is squeezed to release the flow.

Get very gattaca with

a bottle of synthetic urine

This sport business so ethical

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