christian absintence requires a monkey to rape
Bananas in the Falklands was reading and the Germans have consficated a Mr Justin Bieber’s monkey wile visiting that fine country.
I believe that he is described as a Christian musician who has recently acquired a potty mouth and so he joins the tanks of Wacko Jacko who also loved to rape an ape. We apes are on the case.
At least we all know that christian abstinence requires a monkey and an act of bestiality.
wenlock a policeman
You will be missed.
Bananas was sitting in the monkey house one autumn day when a policeman came. The sun was low in the sky so i squinted as inspector jobsworth told us that a door was open and this was screwing up his plan of two crime free days in the area.-In context policemen are a very breed here in the zoo.
This room has a hosepipe in and other things like a wooden broom for sweeping that do get used, apparently the mafia loves stealing a rubber pipe that i imagine many people have like the one in the room for moving water..
While i understand the sentiment of the message the delivery of it [there where other monkeys around] seemed a bit strange and who knew that pipes and brroms are the mafia’s numero uno thing to steal..
You learn something everyday about hosepipes.
The monkey house here at the zoo has a flower pot and on odd occasions as dictated by the alpha ape we stick a flag in it. The flag a union jack is small envelope size and seems to keep our alpha happy.
Apparently in Belfast in Northern Ireland such display is a cause of riots by the human underclass. Its humorous in a sense as they certainly have no concept of globalisation (my blog) and the fact that many corporate entties really dont give a stuff about the nation state.
Not all northern ireland folk are feral but certainly with the funny views of a flag* it seems very much stupid issue to get ‘upset’ at. Rather glad these feral weirdos dont visit the zoo and vandalise the flower pot**.
* prior to 1800 to win on a battlefield all you had to do was capture the colours of some army term for a group of men and you where declared the winner. ** please keep the monkey house tidy.
Samuel Israel bit of crook
isbn: 9781851689781 is a look into the world of the wall street ponzi,’s and madoff who Samuel Israel makes those famous names look rank amateurs as crooks.
This crook begins with many of the right credentials who being a college dropout, a family with the right connections and the over performing product whom took the worlds economy for the small sum of $450 million.
Despite being ‘smart’* Israel was outsmarted by smarter crooks and an exclusive and elusive hidden debt** market which goes against all of economic values but might make sense to a insider trader like Isreal being as el dorado where gold or eternal youth are just over that next mountain..
The Israel’s are not poor manipulating commodity prices (my blog) and keeping america’s dictators in power meant that insider knowledge from the spooks mean that honesty are not traits that he has.
Wall street has a perception of gambling and mix that with the secret world and alleged power of the bilderbergs means this could be fiction except its non fiction 5/5 bananas.
* in fooling people ** expect to meet the aliens from roswell and see footage of the Kennedy assassinations
In this (bbc) we see the police trying to drum up ‘business’ and despite PCSO Neil Spiring stealing and committing criminal damage to property and that nobody bothered to report it. Police Senior management [acpo] who are astonished by this when really they should not be, after all it no serial killer on the loose.
Anyhow in matters of ‘crime’ people are told to not do anything if the see it and let the specialists deal with it, and when they do not recover x who honesty cares. Reading the inspector [see blogs i read] the other side view of who calls them is not the ‘public’.
Mind you calling the police is dependant on how keen they be to get that hard to get ethnic minority for there diversity statistics. I am quite sure that the usual average person ringing the police would not get the time of day as you see in the image. Dependant on how far away and other factors that makes Neil Spiring a rather astute human .
Mind you if Mr Spiring can get away with crime, just imagine what a police crime commissioner could with title like that i recon it will be gangs of axe murders under his/her control.
Wags in need of a Ched rape
As Bananas in the Falklands hates sport and sports people, who better to expose these persons as stupid than both Chedwyn Michael Evans whom is rapist and who both his family and his Sheffield United supporters wished to name the victim.
Fellow cave dwellers who might have no idea who he is, and how he came to be mentioned (bbc).but this just illustrates how vile ‘supporting’ a football team can become.
Apparently it is not just a game.
Milton Friedman fans who torture
isbn: 9780713998993 deals with Milton Friedman and his economic views and his acolytes of whom Mr Bremmer was one (my blog). We start with New Orleans in Bush era, and Nixon gets a nod for Chile and a certain dictator of who the Chicago school could play with countries and economics which if you disagreed meant a nice torture session.
Ford (the car maker) come in for some heavy criticism for sponsoring the south american juntas economics thought, but even car bombing in the us seems to silence that criticism from the singular left wing Chicago thinker. Ironically Milton Friedman’s acolytes who believe as trusted regime partners get government jobs, so much for the free market.
Anyhow this is moving into Pilger territory (my blog) and while death squads help the Milton Friedman way work it is time for such methods to be employed elsewhere sans the death squads who drive ford cars and have torture centres in shopping malls.
The free market means to them means no unions, and no criticism, which having a death squad or two helps keep the peace. Later Dicatot Debt and GATT type trade agreements kept ‘democracy’ in check. Although not subtle Boliva went to become a top cocaine exporting nation after collapsing the economy – Milton Friedman and friends are no doubt geniuses in limiting other ideas in ecnomics neutering places like Russsia and South Africa..
Acolytes also went to China, Goldman Sachs (my blog), Haliburton and Blackwater also deserve a mention. Debt and trade agreement have become methods of war and fud with think tanks are the weapons in check.
Milton Friedman and travellers have created an interesting world view, however it lacks the guts to blame religion, created debt and killed a few economies through fud.
4/5 bananas.
Dont take my picture you evil terrorist picture taker you
Hillsborough is a football stadium, football (or soccer for the americans) has a an attitude problem even to this day and when 96 people died by crushing to death a long time ago in the past.
It is easy to blame the both the organisers, who with there police ‘helpers’ kept the ‘peace’ ** in hindsight while ignoring the culture of football and its hooligans back then.
Some supporters of football then only went for the fight and with two regional tribes or religions* that causes problems to this day when they meet on a game fixture date.
Hillsborough is something that has screwed up many including Rupert Murdoch and his paid informants (my blog). Many in the labour party or liverpool area see it as class warfare and attack tool not a means to do anything about it..
Those people seem to forget that both Blair and Brown (apparently of the labour party) ignored there pleas and it took the ‘evil’ other party to admit mass wrongdoing from the then non-political civil servants whom now be dead, retired or something else based on the age of the wrongdoers and as the senior officers are now dead seems say much..
Indeed Hillsborogh was a herding chickens fuckup by the organisers – but to make it a tribal issue of my party good, yours bad (aka four legs good – two legs bad in orwelian***) forgets that football had an large asbo problem or too in its past that does in no way excuse the white wash of who got originally got blamed but in a way felt logical.
football supporter
People who see just the wrong or only the tribal issue forget that both sides of debate did not care to raise the issue, i might suggest that with the limited perception neither labour party or the civil servants behind them look as incompetent and still use this issue in base way and not to improve things after a decade in power not addressing the issue.
Funny that mind you perhaps supporting anything leads to ignoring and keeping the sheep chanting the mantra of four legs good..
* celtic and rangers in scotland ** overtime and riot gear *** animal farm, george orwell
Paraolypmics should not be a reason to treat sports people as the usual here – nazi / drugs / crooks / spies and cheaters shall get the same treatment as there able bodies cheaters. So lets go introduce some Jordanians like Omar Sami Qaradhi, 31 and faces three charges of sexual assault, two against a child, and one of voyeurism.
Not forgetting Trainer Faisal Hammash, 35, is accused of inciting two girls to engage in sexual activity. and last but not least Power-lifter Motaz Al Junaidi, 45, is accused of sexual assault.
Definitely special mind you perhaps groping Catholics isnt the best idea these days.
