Sir Michael Rake – a man you want be in a desert with you.

Sir Rake is the chairman of British India (british telecom)  who lives in a broadband desert country area in england between High Wycombe and Henley (where the regatta is held)

He is the only man with broadband in the area, to anybody else a connection would cost you £ 68000 pounds sterling.

Oddly the economics and civil service ethics clash – apparently nobody in Hambeldon wants broadband and thus nobody gets it, but if an employee like Sir Rake moves in it is ok, British Telecom (britsih india) also want a .50 pence tax (half of a pound sterling)  on all phones line to pay for Hambledon areas.

The moral of the tale – monopolies are bad and that  bt.plc is no  business (my blog). Thus if in a desert Michaels your man.

Karzai a 100% drug dealer and fraudster, being a republican is great

vote rigger Karzai (remember Bush?)

It’s a funny world (bbc), Karzai was a Bush Employee before he was ‘chosen’ to run Afghanistan, whom his former employer built a pipeline through it..

“clear and convincing evidence of fraud”

Now with corruption (bbc) Poppy crops have increased under Karzai lowering the cost of drugs (whoopie!). Huge foreign aid budgets (your money) disappearing through fraud, we are wondering why the Taliban is still there.

Karzai an employee of a George W Bush also likes voter fraud,  it’s a strange world we live in.  For all the things that your average republican party member thinks as being ‘evil’ is being done by the man America decided should run Afghanistan.

Men can soon beat and rape there wives for refusing them sex – freedom is great isn’t it! you can’t do that in Texas yet At least Karzai (and drug cohorts) is rich and has no need of universal healthcare system.

Thats a relief isnt it?

It remains to be seen if the man who man who makes drugs cheap again will be elected, after all thats the free market at work is it not?

‘professor’ Karol Sikora and the perils of compassion.

Karol Sikora was the doctor who said Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi (an alleged terrorist), was dying, at least that was the first of many excuses used by Gordon Brown and others.  The Libyans actions are not here up for discussion as it makes my head hurt.

Framed or not the deal to let the Libyan even stand trial meant everybody is rather complict in this tale.

Karol Sikora is supposed to be a cancer expert, it now seems that while lectures about cancer are given the ‘professor’ it appears that the professor is a fake.

Gordon Brown and Scotland’s ‘problem’ is that if a fake professor was used to produce humanitarian advice for the Libyans release then it calls into question everything.  Was his release for oil contracts?/etc

The answer it seems that when in doubt use a fake doctor to muddy the water.  I hope that Megrahi lives for a long time and humiliates the politicians for not being straight.  As for the ‘faker’ well who cares.

The fud ’show’ (thats scox) might end today

Sco (scox) was an american business that did what all desparate businesses do they sue people and that was there only product, they lost.  To support scox Microsoft paid and put money there way to do anti Linux things and they generally fucked it up (search on Sandeep Gupta* , or sco in this blog)

Today is the day when voluntary bankruptcy, might go permanent in America becuase of no progress in making the comic busines viable, and so end this stage of fud from microsoft, and force them to start some new replacement fud.

Darl Mcbride is our man of the hour, along with some of his relatives in a law firm he comissioned will make sure that none of the debts scox owe will be paid, at least the the Mcbride family have done well symphoning off assets of scox.

Steve Balmer is now the man with the fud to watch.

* who now works for Microsoft

Newspapers and ’science’ – why paywalls won’t work.

This is review of the book Bad Science by Ben Goldacre, it has an isbn of 9780007284870 ( a revised edition).  I will deal with the paywall aspect later.

Matthias Rath vitamin milionaire - who causes the death of 300,000 south africans a year from hiv aids.

This book is a great read and murders anybody who might think newspapers get it right all the time.  The book covers brain gym, beauty creams, homeopathy,some mass murdering vitamin pill sales men (Matthias Rath,Anthony Brink), and not forgetting the best shit smeller (and millionaire vitamin sales lady too) Gillian McKeith in the media business.

It also covers some very bad statistic reporting on the mmr vacine and mrsa, and something on file sharing too (something i rant about) which have been high in being ‘newsworthy‘ in newspaper circles.

The author is a doctor by trade and writes in the guardian newspaper and covers from the mundane foot spas to shit smellers along the lines of the kellogg family (breakfast cereals) say imdb:tt0111001.

The book shows the misunderstanding of science in the world of Rupert Murdoch who wants internet news as a paid item.  The trouble is that if Rupert Murdoch wishes to report lies and not ever check facts then the news product in any form isnt worth paying for in any case.

So what is the lesson we learn ? well the book is a 5/5 bananas read, and newspapers/media need to do better to make sure the saying garbage in – garbage out (GIGO*) does not apply to evil billionaires

Read the book, ignore newspapers (in any form) is the scientific conclusion i reached.

* perhaps Gillian McKeith** might smell Rupert Murdoch’s shit. ** who bought a fake american phd for $60 us dollars*** – thus anybody can be a ‘nutritionist’ even Bananas in the Falklands. **** Dr Bananas in the Falklands phd anybody ?

Feeding from the trough

David Davis mp - corrupt scum

Oh no Bananas reads that our favourite mega corrupt corrupt mp, David Davis (with his own rotten borough [my blog] )has been caught raiding the expenses in Parliament.

In fact most of the elected have been caught ‘abusing’ the system they approved of, oddly though this is not fraud, or a police matter – if this band of merry 640 ish robin hoods where ’stealing’ say state benefits then all hell would break loose.  Those rules do not apply.

I do not have a solution, i am a humble monkey who sexes chickens but i would hope that say corporate sponsorship aka ‘bribery‘ does not come in from america.  Where donations equal new law, that would be bad.

Mr Davis who represents a rotten borough* was not by no means the the worst but he and his fake election proves to me the he alone considers the democracy business a bit of a con, and thus is the worst offender of milking the system.

‘two legs bad, four legs good’ – Orwell, George Animal Farm published 1946

* the only serous brand name party candidate in a recent fake election

Told you so

brr brr brr

In this (my blog) becomes ‘fact‘ conclusion – LInux is better. computer magazines/it media are still chicken about saying so but then we all know advertisers pay for ‘editorial’ in those things. This is the reason why Bananas refuses to buy / subscribe to it publications be they the monthly/weekly type.

Mind you having a chair thrown at you by Steve Balmer shows the media world is a bit lame*. Perhaps this explains why blogs are more independant.

Microsoft throw a huge amount of shit back at there partners in the article, its scary, one games company ‘partner’ died printer firms got accused of treason (blows the Microsoft tco argument), and so forth

Vista is awful, still requires hundreds of patches and sucks but its nice to know that the official view too, Lest us not forget that there was no mention of drm – see how that did not get a mention by the msm.

Those performance figures are damming.

The unbiased msm editor is missed in the world of it and games magazines. Perhaps that is why these articles make them the exception rather than the rule which denegrates them to being mere propaganda machines for the like of Microsoft. Linux magazines don’t have that problem but then they know there market.

Where the general it magazine becomes funny is when the ‘editor’ or i listen and i write down what you want me say’ goes rogue and pisses of there publisher (no microsoft advertising) and talks down to there readership.

go Vista VISTA - um err sucks

* This happened last year when a journalist decided he knew better than both his paymaster and being an expert Microsoft ‘genius’ [but never employed by them] told them everything he had spent the last couple of years hyping vista in the cheerleader out fit was excrement. You gotta love that independence ? yes ?.

If you read those years- you just have be been called an retard.

wga down – no vista, yes to linux

The zoo’s office put out call to the monkey house – a new hp laptop (under a year old) would not run Vista between the combined iq’s of HP and Microsoft they seemed to have deemed that the Vista license we didnt want to buy (but had too) was now illegal.

Thankfully we put a copy of Ubuntu on the laptop and i can report that works fine.  I see no problem in migrating the user to it if the problem continues.  If Mcrosofts products are forced on us (rape)and then dont work is that not just pure criminality by Steve Balmer.

I suppose its a criminal matter too, so i better go inform the police after all a theft has occurred.

This is the danger with Microsoft.  Why should the machine force the use of internet connection to phone home, then declare itself illegal and then not work.  Is that really the software we all want ?

Lets be clear here

• Microsoft disabled the computer
• HP sold a bad microsoft vista license

Clearly Linux is the path to go down.

How not to run a joke corporation

Remember Darl, Sandeep and co (thats sco-x)

1. Don’t ‘work’ with microsoft
2. Don’t fud
3. Don’t be stupid and loose
4. Don’t get associated with Jonathan Lee Riches fine ‘legal mind’

Then you too might not become the butt of all jokes, isnt that right Steve Balmer ? Comedy to continue so stay tuned.

my views on Robert Soloway

Since i am probably one of the few people who have kept an eye things this spammer has been doing for a couple of years I try to leave comment at http://thisfool.com. the pages google site and opsan’s blog rather than here.

The word to remember while the Judge does her business is that Mr Soloway is guilty, and cannot appeal that.  What is up in the air is the sentence, plea bargain or not the Judge (as i understand) is still independent.

Whenever the court finishes (monday or tuesday 15 July) we should be in a better place to understand the ramifications.  There’s as usual rather a lot of bullshit (or effluent) coming from the the defence side most of which is easily debunked.

The evidence stands that Soloway is a spammer, and it has taken a criminal court to haul him in after ignoring overtures from many.  Whatever your view i have mine so go read up.

Theres no point in guessing.  So until Tuesday happy reading