What would Professor Iain Cockburn do?

Oracle has screwed up java again so i was musing to myself what would Iain Cockburn (my blog)) do, clearly suing somebody not a billionaire is an top option from this wrong expert , but who ? It does rather shoot a few holes in the argument that Cockburn promoted that Oracle is a good firm with innovation.

No viagra required

Java’s ‘safe’ design and sandbox seem completely fucked whether that is through too many processor implementations or that ‘fib’/pork pie got so big it finally fell of a puppets face

Clearly the professor and his champion have a few issues and somebody to sue  – way to go Iain Cockburn..

Labours missing glucose syrup and Mark Lynas gmo debate issue

Dont take my picture you evil terrorist picture taker you

Fructose made from corn is not a sugar, or ‘evil’ salt as blamed by the labour party for fat.

However Fructose is blamed for a lot of people being fat as the body can not process it according to how people live and its found everywhere.  I wonder who is responsible for ignoring it. Somebody hates farmers and loves the processing companies it seems in the labour party – pro gmo.

Healthy eating might be a good aim but to blame just sugar and salt is a false flag.

For the good of the people – hardly.  I sense a bribe and some incompetent advisor’s advising.  Elite humans have a funny attitude to farming which along as the proles are fed they dont really care about the issue – aka let them eat cake.

While a lot of modern farming is best not described but it does explain why so many americans shoot each other rather than obtain a further hunting licence a further license once they own a gun or guns.

The gmo industry is not the nicest suing farmers for the wind but with the hate Mark Lynas brought to the table who else is going enter it and create ‘not evil’ competition.

Gmo does not get a free pass, or deserves it but with Lynas being a retard along with the organic types means the good or bad is harder to judge as with just blaming sugar and salt for the ills of a fat nation.

Professor and the unnecessary Insurance

It all started with a ‘missing’ policy for a silly insurance most people dont need, Personally i dont think he had it but then again who says we apes are right.

It also brings up a problem with these insurance comparison sites and brokers whom dont really give a shit when they terminate selling in such an area.  Its an interesting if perhaps a boring perspective.

The good thing about olympics sport failures as seen on tv

people like this

There are a number of sporty people whom commercialise there chances before winning, they promote breakfast cereal* which they may never eat for being unhealthy, or hair care products**, that also leads to the ghost written biography***  book deals at 16 and tv appearances whom when even the coaches think too much time is spent doing non sports stuff so you have wonder about there real motivations.

When such people who are one of the 7% crash and burn or alternatively get there public arrested (my blog) means these people are just cashing in, at some  point these people who are useless at everything except sport become a curse for the product and brand pimpage.

Pimping can work both ways, i can choose brand b (my blog), after all if say one of three ‘athletes’ get a metal disk then the other two are still failures with that failure rate being 66%.  While you might know of them now will you remember them six months from now ?, and in a favourable light ?

That’s the great thing about sporty people on tv discussing there chances, you know most of them will fail to achieve.   However notice that today i have spent more time discussing the brand rather than a sport.  Speaks volumes****.

* spending a lot of time on a toilet, ** ocd?, *** illiterate? **** humour

Professor Iain Cockburns of Boston and ‘business innovation’ worldview discovered.

He was the man with the guess the maths in the Oracle case discussed here. All of his answers where wrong with the correct answer being nothing  I dont always find dilbert to be funny, mind you being accurate is another matter.

Best before dates and the end of the world

Harold Camping failed meet jesus last year

Professor at the zoo told us apes a very funny story about a visit to market where some mentally ill Jehovah’s Witnesse told a stall holder that the world would be ending in a few minutes.  Needless to say it did not.

As marked elsehere Harold Camping is overdue an end of the world by a year. Personally i think the catholics know a good thing and rape an altarboy, if there feeling sadomasochistic theres always a exorcism to help them.

So lets wish Harold and his cult believers a happy anniversary.

Happy Harold Camping day everybody

 

In fact lets make it a yearly thing.

Rupert Murdoch and rules

1. News International Management archive email is always deleted
2. It was an employees fault (email backups are available), Rupert is just an innocent billionaire.

Fascinating for the wrong reasons.  Then again i saw a starred review of an item from a news international product.  Since its not available to be seen or i dont know why it was given such a review (ideology) i discounted it as not provable and fake.

Somehow its hard not to come to the conclusion that the Murdochs are bad news, and unfit to run companies let alone the msm.

Iain M. Cockburn of Boston University an Insane cheerleader for Oracle ?

Dr Cockburn is apparently an ‘expert’ who feels that Oracle is being ‘done’ for not seeing money for java use.  The only problem is that while in theory java as a language works anywhere, getting it working on a thing is not something the official java suppliers do.

There are also open source versions of java that do not use the bits of ‘copyright*’ and closed source.

Cockburn is an lecturer in ‘business innovation’ i do not see how court proceedings and his attempts to define the damages for one side have left judges and others with an impression that something is rather wrong.  Groklaw is naturally the place to go for your impression but Cockburn is an insane cheerleader for billionaires would seem to better suited to the courts of east texas and perhaps utah

I can’t see how innovation is helped by court proceedings, nor do Oracle make phones so there’s much to make fools of everyone.  Even professors of business innovation.

* sco-x territorty

The Murdoch’s and friends are the capitalists whom hate capitalism.

evil james murdoch

I recently read (you might have as well) that an embarrassing article about sport was pulled from a murdoch website after complaints from another part of the murdoch empire for upsetting it, so the story goes with some compelling evidence.

Would you trust Rupert Murdoch  to be ‘balanced’  ? The fitness of his families empire and spineless management leaves me with doubt.

They are ‘free market’ provided Murdoch is the only firm in the market – take tv – having fucked the bbc over with satellite access [think china] ,that just left one competitor whom James Murdoch encouraged piracy to become the only provider.

Somehow the Murdoch’s view of the one supplier is best is more a marxist than capatalist view.  But then Rupert knows better than i do.   As to his preferred republican candidate, perhaps they are also commies in a form acceptable to his view.

The goldman sachs world view

Yep all humans are muppets to Goldman sachs