Bananas in the Falklands

September 28, 2009

Banlieue 13

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Or imdb tt0414852 is an interesting french film, and probably available to be bought with shrink wrap for those who like that.

5/5 bananas

September 16, 2009

District 9

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you will never at breath freshner in the same light again

you will never look at breath freshner in the same light again

is imdb:tt1136608/ is a south african film (this country is doing some interesting stuff) and really takes some funny digs into nigerians to lighten the load.

The film has various styles, and avoiding the plot holes is an interesting look at humans.  Some class acting here.

5/5 bananas.

August 4, 2009

Man on Wire

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manonwire

400 meters up, no worries

is imdb: tt1155592, dealt with Philippe Petit whom is wacky french person and liked doing mad things like tightrope walking between fixed buildings.

Mr Petit is most famous for walking between the twin towers in new york in the 1970’s and as such it is likely to say that he makes your average circus performer look very very lame.

The film (a uk tax payer, and uk national lottery jolly) for somebody detailed how the feats where engineered, and as far as i know this film did not get a cinema release*.

The film brims with energy and certainly makes you think wow even today when it turned up on television on the 2nd of August.  It’s not that the buildings don’t exist any more but the spectacle of an amazing event i mean would you walk on a single wire 400 metres high in the air ?

Mr Petit has balls.

5/5 bananas.

* oh who gives a shit ?

July 28, 2009

Persepolis

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Graphic Novel now film

Graphic Novel now film

Is imdb tt0808417 and something which i have read (my blog) The film from 2007 skates over a lot of the books detail but keeps the key moments in.

Best viewed in french.

3/5 bananas – I preferred the book

July 21, 2009

Låt den rätte komma

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not a chicken sexer

not a chicken sexer

or imdb: tt1139797 is a Swedish film.

It is interesting enough for the americans to remake – so see the the original.

4/5 bananas.

May 29, 2009

film: Planet Terror

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planetterror

The ultimate in replacement legs - the machine gun

Is the second part of Grindhouse (part one yesterday) and is imdb:tt1077258. It is a zombie movie that is actually funny.

A usual zombie story is followed, and then the comedy begins.  This film is a joy to see 4/5 bananas.

If i ever lose a leg i want a machine gun replacement.

May 28, 2009

film: Death Proof

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smouldering

smouldering

Bananas in the Falklands is lazy on seeing films with two parts to them, however sometimes they can be brilliant [take kill bill]. So the grindhouse films of Mr Tarantino where decided to get a first look on dvd.

The first film appears to be Death Proof (imdb:tt1028528), and is a brilliant gladiator come road battle with girls in it.

It has thus been given 5/5 bananas, stay tuned for Planet terror the second film….

May 26, 2009

film: Vexille

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Vexille - not your average film

Vexille - not your average film

imdb:tt0970472

4/5 Bananas.

May 21, 2009

Das Boot

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warp factor one ready

warp factor one ready captain

Is imdb tt0081834 and is brilliant, worthy of three hours of your time.

5/5 Bananas.

May 11, 2009

What ever happened to the ‘video camera this film or else’ warnings at the cinema?

Filed under: Economics, Film Reviews, about flat world, uk — bananasfk @ 00:05

Observant readers to this blog will note that a rare visit to cinema took place recently (my blog) It wil be a fairly long time before i go again as i note here (my blog). I cannot think of any film in future mainstream distribution that i want to see.

Whatever did surprise me was that i was not reminded to bring my video camera to the cinema by the film industry which for the last couple of years has been numero uno priority by the people who make and represent film makers.  I’m taling about ‘fact’ and other bodies who  seem to imply that if you did not bring your video camera to the cinema you where one dumb retard.

The last cinema film i saw was in January had these in, May they have gone.

This blog  has quite a few funny blog enteries on cinemas both promoting recording hardware for free (my blog) in the cinema and as paper advertising material. – That is a  ‘fact’*

* google f.a.c.t for a humourous joke in realtion to this

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