Bananas in the Falklands

June 10, 2009

The past was better (a review of the quest for identity in the 21st century)

Filed under: Books, Deranged Minds, Internet, Psychology & The Mind, identity — Tags: — bananasfk @ 00:05

the quest for identity in the 21st century, by Susan Greenfield [a baroness], and isbn 9780340936009 is a book that attempts to ‘id’ identity today but forgets much about current society.

It rehashes the argument that tv is bad, the internet is bad etc while the eminent scientist splashes around case studies of 18th century victims of brain  injuries whom lived to tell the tale as curios for the brain professors and still are pumped out as expert evidence two hundred years later.

Was the past better ?, i would argue that the internet requires skills that children of the 1950’s would say only use twice a year outside of school in say writing out of a school context, and much of the fud out there today was made by politicians.

Lets face facts

  • science cant fix old age, or mental disease
  • science knows very little about the brain

but somehow these people know what is good for people, however if say you make a mistake and get associated with being drunk once on facebook then some idiot in hr will take that as proof your an alcoholic.

Yes id can taken to an extreme, but who cares that children might have to read something in book is ‘good’ but on a screen is considered bad.

Ms Greenfield should consider some stuff before troting out pap like this.

0/5 bananas

May 26, 2009

Dear michael.lynton @ Sony

Filed under: Deranged Minds, Internet, fud, stupid — Tags: , , — bananasfk @ 15:40

We know you hate your customers at Sony, and I can not understand your hate of the internet (search this blog on Sony). Please Michael do remember that some of us don’t like you or any of your media products – ‘guard rails’ or not.

ps – Keep digging that hole Mr Lynton

Love and kisses Bananas in the Falklands

January 6, 2009

An ‘Internet explorer’ funny story

Filed under: Economics, Hewlett Packard, Internet, Microsoft, Windows Vista, fud, parody — bananasfk @ 00:05

Microsoft Vista has a large pile of junk associated with it, Internet explorer is just a component of that.  Even though you might block ie and say use firefox in Vista it is still on there and appears to be undelete able by design.  You cannot easily remove it and if a windows program calls an internet link like say HP’s computer diagnostics do then ie is used. So much for your ‘choice and security’.

But is ie any good ? does it help make money ? no it does  not even for HP.  Imagine that you own a printer from HP it might be ‘running low’ on ink so HP have a thing in there diagnostics that can select your printer and go order there expensive new ‘genuine’ ink.

Alas in Vista -  this is done all via ie, but alas ie decided that the hp site or the vendors site was doing something evil and so threw up a box that crashed the whole process.  The result for you HP shareholders was no contract.  A blog entry which you are reading and another notch that Microsoft is bad for you as both a user and for the shareholder.

The problem is that if ie decides your shop is naughty, or thinks you don’t have the most expensive useless ssl cert then clearly microsoft hate the whole concept of commerce and internet.

If HP (which you all know is a very small concern and listed as an american stock) is deemed by the great chair throwing overlords at  Microsoft as an evil fraud site who amoung us or them should tell them.

Clearly ‘e-commerce is bad’ is the message Microsoft is telling both newbies and experts – if the monkey house was to purchase hp ink for all the printers in our bit of the zoo that bill would amount to £200.00, thankfully refilling both toner and inkjets means we can halve that bill.

I am quite sure HP and its resellers don’t mind the fact that Microsoft decided to curtail there profits after who cares it was only £ 200.00.

Yes ie is not configured (as Vista shipped it in whatever state that is), and third party tools do exist to delete ie in vista. However i deem our vista users not worth that much bother.

December 7, 2008

Wiki Censorship in the UK

Filed under: Internet, Nanny State, censorship, uk — Tags: , , , — bananasfk @ 19:20

Can you see this ?

If you are with Opal Telecommunications, Virgin Media, Be Unlimited/O2/Telefonica, Demon Internet, Easynet/UK Online/Sky
,Plusnet, Eclipse Internet / Kingston Communications

Then your not allowed to see this. I suggest you move providers

December 2, 2008

90 days later

Filed under: Life in general, Yahoo.com — bananasfk @ 00:05

90 days later I got it right yahoo fix there captcha, not me after all then, good bye Yahoo.

September 2, 2008

must be me

Filed under: Internet, Life in general, Technical Support, Yahoo.com — Tags: — bananasfk @ 00:05

So Bananas in the Falklands finally decided to delete the yahoo webmail account – why you ask i hear ?

Well apart from sucking big time, missing the boat on most trends, the censorship problems, oddness of webmail on specific non microsoft platforms, non checking of dkim,blocking most mail servers for 24 hours before stuffing it in spam folder meant it had no purpose anymore.

That’s more than enough reasons (as an example) unfit i thought and so i try and delete the account. Not that easy from the config menu, so I use yahoo search. Second search points me to a delete your yahoo account page. I go there.

It picks up my account, you have to enter a password and then the dreaded captaca. and press ‘YES’ Seems a bit convoluted but reasonable.

I type in those details and t6YTllki (an example) and press that button. Alas Yahoo decided that my Y66reWWQ was wrong so i peer at the screen reenter all that crap again and No comes back.

OK this is pissing me off now – so i ask the pee collector to see if what i think are the letters and numbers is what they think they are – we agree and enter the other stuff and D5ttyuiP and the answer comes back again as No.

This shit is not hard, hell even the monkey house has code that does what this non working yahoo shit can’t its not Einstein rocket science. So we try that thing again, Non, and one last try returns that same fuck off message again before we give up.

Humans.

August 27, 2008

Air, Geoff Ryman

Filed under: Books, Internet — bananasfk @ 00:05

is isbn: 0575078111, Mr Ryman is an author i have read before in ‘253′. ‘Air’ has picked up a few gongs (3 to my knowledge) and so peaked my interest. It is a great read

It follows Mae who lives sometime in the future and lives in a remote eastern asian mountain place. Part tribal,islamic,tibetian and hint of old communism it introduces us to air, internet in the brain.

Mae is special through a test fuckup and drives her village into the new era of air. For us ‘old*’ people theres a hint of the problems that drm and other issues of today that still plague this land of where Mae lives.

I’ve a few issues with the book, but where the book excels is in the micro credit area. and while it deals with the new it fails to discover the downsides which we know as big brother.

Mr Ryman is still a little stilted to start with but the book comes to a conclusion and is well worth a read.

5/5 bananas

* figure of speak

July 12, 2008

my views on Robert Soloway

Filed under: Crime, I Hate, Schemes & Scames, eMail, fakes and frauds, usa — Tags: — bananasfk @ 18:27

Since i am probably one of the few people who have kept an eye things this spammer has been doing for a couple of years I try to leave comment at http://thisfool.com. the pages google site and opsan’s blog rather than here.

The word to remember while the Judge does her business is that Mr Soloway is guilty, and cannot appeal that.  What is up in the air is the sentence, plea bargain or not the Judge (as i understand) is still independent.

Whenever the court finishes (monday or tuesday 15 July) we should be in a better place to understand the ramifications.  There’s as usual rather a lot of bullshit (or effluent) coming from the the defence side most of which is easily debunked.

The evidence stands that Soloway is a spammer, and it has taken a criminal court to haul him in after ignoring overtures from many.  Whatever your view i have mine so go read up.

Theres no point in guessing.  So until Tuesday happy reading

June 29, 2008

You Naughty man Adam Dicker (a godaddy employee)

Filed under: Domains & DNS, Schemes & Scames — Tags: , , , — bananasfk @ 14:26

In this we discover it is not a a good idea to to annoy the writer of nmap. Adam Dicker is not only a Godaddy Employee, but “VP of Domain Name Aftermarket”

Think godaddy (a domain name registrar who bananas in the falklands has linked to Robert Soloway and other iffy causes) is your friend ? think again.

Let us hope Bob Parsons (the ceo) sacrifices this lamb and continues in his strange views on domain names.

June 5, 2008

what the fuck do you home users do on your routers and Vista ?

moran.jpegLike four firewalls on windows vista (no im not joking)

Computers lie and make mistakes, if your computer thinks, ignore it or install another 4 firewalls just to be on the ’safe side’.

Another example of this was the couple who’s helper turned off the wifi encryption and then wondered why things where slow, until somebody turned it back on again.

Humans….

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