Investor magazine journalists are so chav.

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football supporter

Bananas is not known for watching television, and when an email from a magazine investor used Corrie and somebody called Gail as an subject example i came to to the conclusion that this magazine and stuff are all chavs.

I have no idea who Gail is, and i think Corrie* is on chav and asbo channel (my blog) but it rather does note something about magazine writers.

* slang

Siemens and the bbc – one pure fuckup at peak times

As it is late december, the monkey house is not known for it telly watching* and we do entertain at christmas and that means the tv is not on.  Usually there is the odd hour of tv worth seeing with the rest can be ignored.  Last year our Sally wanted to see Darcey Bussell do some modern dancing (not the 30 second dancing snippets show) – and the crap iplayer care of seimens kept crapping out hence the deposit.

So off the tribe went to find me to fix it.  Except not my problem its like everybody in the same shop staring at the same bananas on the shelf while there be plenty of the bananas leaving with a banana is a bit hard.  Sally moans once too often about this and so i’m called back.  I decide to download it (windows only) opposed to streaming and here is when the fun starts.

I choose a small download of 400ish mb which then craps out at 200mb, somebody screams to call me ….  after some poking (this is windoze pc not my usual linux) thing claims to finish six fucking hours later.  NO its no hd, and its an hour long

I then have to cleanup the mess left in /downloads with crapped out media files of 7mb and less.  On clicking the file im told i need the microsoft media player not vlc.  The file does not play due to the wrong codec that (wma 3) who Microsoft wont supply on vista.  Geniuses them all i say.

What you don’t know is that i am sure i hear even more complaints when Sally gets round to not viewing this marvel of drm.  As to siemens,microsoft  and the bbc fuck you.

I wonder why people do the other thing than use the real thing.  Yeah that should hurt your brain for two seconds.

* theres a lot of crap on tv

dial m for murdoch, Tom Watson & Martin Hickman

isbn: 9781846146039, details the mind control methods which i have mentioned but cannot be bothered to link to at Rupert Murdochs news international. In a couple of pages the culture of this beast is unravelled.

I was a little surprised that the politicians take lurid headlines to heart, (the monkey house does not get murdoch newspapers to shit on) so is unaware of the murdochs recent mind control.The book is also partisan with zero criticism of any labour dealings with the murdochs.  Its quite tribal.

Overall the early chapters are more valuable than the stuff most of you are not supposed to know but know.  Robert Peston that bbc media shrill is outed as a Murdoch pimp and much of the Metropolitan acpo level police look a bit shady.  Along with a slew of corrupt civil servants and persons with access to stuff that sells newspapers.

Rupert Murdoch is either an incompetent fool, or a megalomaniac – I go with option 2, and while this book has some issues which i noted both sides of politics have to seek the support of the monster they made.

Much of the murdoch ‘news’ is not news here in the monkey house, and how it is obtained is the news which makes the obtaining of non news newsworthy.  There is irony to be found.  Perhaps in this non news – flying bananas look  is another tale to be told that even talking to the non murdoch owned press requires that the Murdoch’s and minions have to misrepresent those ‘friends’ with comment and facts that have been obtained from the shady folk is a side that perhaps shows the commercial side rather than a free press..

As to the people whom sold stories then another side to the Murdochs is found with apparent riches that do not pay out, mind you paying the slave to open the gates is great when your outside, but once in the city you cannot trust that slave, or need to pay him do you.

Murdoch (and family) has certainly corrupted many, and its got a wide airing.  Somehow the lesson of this affair is that it should prevent the next mind controller as he made so many look like fools who will pay a price as a forfeit instead of a dismembering of the Murdoch family mafia empire which seems odd there being no wrong in the family controlled empire.

4/5 bananas losing a fruit for pro labour party bias.

The good thing about olympics sport failures as seen on tv

people like this

There are a number of sporty people whom commercialise there chances before winning, they promote breakfast cereal* which they may never eat for being unhealthy, or hair care products**, that also leads to the ghost written biography***  book deals at 16 and tv appearances whom when even the coaches think too much time is spent doing non sports stuff so you have wonder about there real motivations.

When such people who are one of the 7% crash and burn or alternatively get there public arrested (my blog) means these people are just cashing in, at some  point these people who are useless at everything except sport become a curse for the product and brand pimpage.

Pimping can work both ways, i can choose brand b (my blog), after all if say one of three ‘athletes’ get a metal disk then the other two are still failures with that failure rate being 66%.  While you might know of them now will you remember them six months from now ?, and in a favourable light ?

That’s the great thing about sporty people on tv discussing there chances, you know most of them will fail to achieve.   However notice that today i have spent more time discussing the brand rather than a sport.  Speaks volumes****.

* spending a lot of time on a toilet, ** ocd?, *** illiterate? **** humour

BBC main stream media & its chummy goodnews only on sport policy

Sport is something i hate and I have prepared a good two weeks of hate for you to enjoy because i am a very charming ape and big brother told me too.

In the past i have discussed the many failings of the msm (my blog) and I recently noticed a lack of negative sports stories on the bbc.  This is bad since it shows a nazi/soviet like approach to reporting. I do not see the other counter view covered even though i did not see more than a snippet of the broadcast news.

Here in London parks are off limits, sports grounds are too and even for most of 2013. Trains wont be running – i dont see reporting of this from people whom are the forth estate its like some mind controller has decided that even though much of sport is run by ex nazi types whom censor the msm its ok really.

The bbc has failed in its remit apparently criticising sport is something it cannot do.

The film star, the use of the word controversial, and film festival sans blockbuster.

All found in a now very old saturday newspaper, I read a book (one i did not blog here) some time ago and glancing at the newspapers magazine index i discover it has been made into a film, being it is not in 3d, or has any toy or comic cultural reference it is been marketed as controversial.  It is not.

Why are magazine writers so herd like to pr.  If you think about it the star is selling it, and the idiot features writer probably knows less about the subject than I do being i have read the book which i did nto think much of, i hope hollywood paid the newspaper article and print costs which i did not read.

I also read elsewhere in that same newspaper that a film festival has no micheal bay blockbuster (with toy to sell) to open with, that’s probably a good thing.  The film and director i mention are not being promoted, nor will i tell what the sheep journalist was writing about also.

Censoring and time delay might not  make this my best post, but when the film industry wish to censor perhaps its best not mention there products specifically to begin with you being ‘controversial’ and stuff.

The Harry Potter generation apparently to read another book,

Karen Matthews a victim of Harry potters sucess

Being devils advocate that while reading an announcement one might assume all those ‘A’ star gcse grades where due to children reading just seven books.  With an ‘adult’* book that possibly makes eight books read by that generation**.

You never have thought the mainstream media was that patronising ?

the count.

Anyhow news reaches me that Karen Matthews (my blog) and family have no intention of reading it and seeing the films does not count..

* it might have naughty words in, maybe a cock lock ?.  ** humour

Music without sound.

I feel sorry for some journalists who write for websites about music.  The big four copyright holders have screwed them.  Imagine that an pop artist called babysham is celebrating retirement at the 65/70 ish age, and idiot journalist is asked to write a piece – pictures are ok, observations too, sound and video are a no.

I am not sure who is more of the idiot here.  Perhaps of the people I mention all of them for not not getting it.  Mind you i never saw much talent in the person with the new bus pass to start with.

really you social media types.

Bananas was reading an email, it said view brochure and i did.  I could select pages but the image was 5cm across, and 3 deep, no way to magnify the madam either, but says print – I even have to login to facebook  print **** that, lifes too short for targeted advertising.

Metrics might be the be all and end of it of stats junkies, but its a bloodly pdf file.

The wrong type of black, or the nazis in sport.

The Nandi apparently are a Kenyan tribe who apparently run fast,, probably from being chased by zoo animals in the past the bbc in a very funny article here has decided that black people who run fast are not black.  Yes you read that right.  In fact black people cant run fast, so if you are a black african who runs fast your not black.

So if the Nandi are the only people to win short runs why is this sport celebrated in the Olympics, it could be a tribal contest while the world gets on with better ntellectual persuits, with this level of genetic infomation is that not some sort of discrimination it makes black people look bad being crap runners.

I love it when the nazis of sport, and bbc get together and do something like that article. It just proves my point that sport is a useless pursuit.