Sarah Palin is not welcome at the zoo

Sarah Palin, shooter of Polar Bears

Observers of Bananas in the Falklands will notice that the monkey house where not Hillary Clinton fans, why well the ‘N’ word this had nothing to do with her. Nepotism is bad in politics, be it wife’s,daughters,sons and just take a look around the world, does India need a ‘Gandi’ branded surname/link to run it ? is nobody else qualified – it reminds me of a book called Empiryo where professions take the surname of people – sound a similarity?

Ms Palin is pro hunting and being pro guns mean bad news for both humans and zoo inhabited residents. Her stance on some well known issues well means you might as well vote catholic. Its such a shame that she is a zombie on the issue.

Charlie our top zoo security guard and maker of tea is on the lookup for Mrs Rambo, the Polar bears here at the zoo are concerned being she is ‘Alaskan’ and so probably hates them more than us monkeys but that’s karma for you.

Somehow the republicans got hijacked into pro catholic, gun lovers where it seems rape by catholic priest is not a crime. Mind you being a bear just got exciting.

So who is this unknown ?, is her job (that is if she gets it) choosen on merit, or because she was a woman* ? Lets hope she is better at sex than Monica was after all there’s got to be a few perks to being president ?

update: rather witty

see Sarah Palin pictures

* handmaiden

‘high def tv’ – ok whats the fuss?

I saw a Battlestar Galactica (my blog) episode in ’sky hd’. I know as it was plastered all over the screen so is it psychological.

Even that Blade Runner film has to use this logic after seven releases of the directors cut to justify its existence.   Stay tuned for release eight.

If your with me (or have been be side tracked by ‘George’ whom is a tv) then think outside the box. For if you need words and a logo to say.

THIS IS NEW AND FUCKING BRILLIANT

Then is it? surely the advantages of high def tv are over hyped. Go George* go

* known to the English as Nadia a lady from Portugal who was in a series of big brother.

The future McCann problem for ‘celebrities’

Once upon time a child went missing called Lindbergh in 1932 and it too made the newspapers. History likes to repeat itself and so we can introduce the the McCanns into the picture.

For cave dwellers some months ago an english family was holidaying in a ‘family safe’** seaside place in Portugal, all three children where left unattended while parents went off and enjoyed themselves one evening.

And yep you guessed it one child went missing.

So since ‘family safe’ Portugal is new to this (not the average for them) it peaked a Lindbergh like media event (good for selling newspapers, viewing figures etc) and the hunt for the missing child began with appeals,meetings with the pope, cash rewards (for the foolish) , free flights, appeals on tv, etc and several months on no child has been recovered.

So where is the celebrity problem ?

Imagine you can write books that appeal to morons and having sold forests of them should you help the incompetent parents – just because you can ?

The heart says yes, logic and reason say no. If the parents did do it (no other cases of abduction since) you get called a fool, if no child is found your infectual.

Either way they cant win.

So is it right that the rich and celebrity only get to help and when the stupid* policemen finally get round to asking the ‘bad’ question why should the rich defend them by allowing them to flee, and hiring top legal talent.

This like the Lindebergh case is almost a perfect crime, do it, play victim,get top help and then cry foul when the logical question is asked.

Either way Richard Branson (of aircraft),Green (millionaire), and Rowling (millionaire author) have all be made to look like fools. The newspapers and police continue to ask the difficult question but impeded by a wall of fake trails, leads (with no reward ever paid).

So who did it ? I say the parents, and that is where the use of publicity fails, for if the reward is never paid why give information, and if your going to a suspect for offering information why help.

There are other missing people out there, there not as mysterious as the McCann case but why is this child more valuable then they are ? face it if the Pope cant get your kid back your well and truly screwed.

* who else might have done it is the question ** whatever that means.

Gordon Ramsey a man of ‘many many’ talents.

include making gin,tv,owning resturants, fixing computers for british india (bt.plc), producing chocolate are just some of the things this chef has been observed doing by banana loving bananas in the falklands.

Does this f**k**g man ever cook being a chef ?

No seems to be a valid answer, quite why people go to eat his food seems to be moot point.

Think about it

going postal (loonies needed)

Meet Jennifer San Marco who went bonkers in her local post office in America and killed six people. I bet that felt really good.

Why do i say ‘i bet that felt good’ ? the english post office sucks, its almost intermittent the post service and im all with Jennifer for sorting out her lazy employees. Good on yer Jen.

While the monkey house is mostly pleasant it helps not to get on the bad side of us. Although we are not all as psychotic as Jen was, theres something satisfactory in not using the post office, and if you think your being overcharged by them then you probably are.

A courier was half the price, had tracking, and despite going cheap got there the next day. I cannot argue with that could you ?

So better send those christmas cards.

Spot the evil things competition.

So what is bad ?, Our knower of wrongs [the lady to your right] knows that as a famous tv child psychologist that in a world of bad all these things are for she is on a government committee to decide if video games are bad.

So if video games are ‘bad’, then shes got a lot of fixing to do.

Take the logic that if feral children are bad which she got a tv program ‘fixing’ them and can correct ‘evil kids’, then why did she go work for the government that believes in

1. nuclear war
2. capital punishment
3. ‘liberating’ iraq with an army

Technically theres a flawed logic here by the Saint Sigmound Freud’s (including the lady doctor) here, for if personal attitudes are bad, but then she works for a government who believes in organised terror then is that not sending out the wrong message.

Somehow i think that ‘master chief’ of halo fame is in deep poo.

If you can spot the one evil thing from the images well done your a government psychologist.

Aha – why horse racing jockeys are small

OK please assume that i mean small humans, but nobody ever explained to me why a horse racing jockey had to be small and almost dwarf like in size.

Another mystery sorted out, for untill you discover pony girls, or pony boys and it then makes perfect sense.

The humour in the youtube clip is class.

Stepford wives – bad or da-bad (being good?)

Is a book (spawning a new literature type your library should have it) ,come film and film sequels and a rather iffy recent re-make that failed to attract either cinemas or an paying audience.

Does it ‘hate’ men no for the tale is part of a females fairy tale. Although submissive by nature quite why the urge to compromise ‘is bad’ is a perception i don’t get.

Yes theres a point where yes it does go bad and like in real life say  Please Daddy No, or Anya Peters books spring to mind so its not the average and those two examples are of the mentally retarded and sex perverted irish catholics with a drink problem and rather good fun to bash any day of the week.

So is being a robot girl (not aging), getting great sex, not having a husband that cheats bad ? Stepford Wives is a tale that sounds sinister but it sounds fun and with no disappointments to a point.

After all men ‘wilt’ in the sex department – (all the building and plumbing) go after a while. The film raises an interesting point since the men are mentally inspiring that perhaps the positive feminine progress comes with its disappointments being that men are no longer equals.

Theres a black and white view, or then you get into the greys. Stepford Wives will one day mark out the gender revolution, and probably will cause much of this type of nonsense.

If women are perfect, i say its time to make all men Stepford-ised after all if it works for women why not men and fix those building, pumping and aging problems.

Now wheres that remote control gone ?

After all if its good for one, its good for the other.

brainwashed about brainwashing.

Bananas in the Falklands reads much, if it sounds interesting then we will give it a go, Brainwashing by Domiinic Streatfeild (who apparently writes made for crap tv spy dramas***** on english tv has written on the subject) and is isbn: 034092103x and has recently made the transfer from hardback to paperback and so got a mention somewhere that i deemed worthy of further investigation.

Its 400 pages of well um good debunk-fullness about brainwashing, which isn’t really that helpful considering we all ‘believe’ in the truth drug to some extent being that it made the fiction landscape more dramatic.

Ivan Pavlov and Lenin started it the ball running and makes an interesting ’story’ and the rest followed.

The Vatican takes some credit here for its advice on witch hunting.

So what you ‘de-learn’ is that the techniques known about don’t quite work in a commercial sense (selling popcorn), or in softening somebody up (apparently) That should hopefully appease both the men in black and the conspiracy theorists*

Brainwashing can also be attributed to the 6 days and then petrol was created by our bible thumper ‘friends’ who can also see this as a threat to there patch of faith, or an opportunity to get new ones and put new fears into their brainwashed followers like satanism which the mental doctors and child experts dined well on in recent history in the scottish islands like Orkney (bbc) and other places.

Theres a certain amount of damage though, and the results are false. While new ideas spring up we must remember that christianity was once deemed a dangerous cult like the moonies was. We assume that christians are good but not moonies – go figure and de-program yourselves from that logic bomb. Both are retarded and think the world is flat from bananas biased perspective.

Perhaps what is galling that these techniques have a good and bad usage to them, and once known about the enemy can use them on the other side so brainwashing (torture) has a negative factor too and it appears you cannot make a brainwashee forget what they went through.

Scarily enough if you take the authors assurances that the clueless in the ‘inteligence’ circles then you come to odd conclusion that ‘brainwashing’ is

• failed marketing theory (selling you crap)
• attempts by ‘Sigmound Freud’ types to validate there ’saint sigmound’ god and not fix mental problems.
• was done by the populations of the 1960’s and 1970’s by experimenting in drug testing of there own accord
• has no use in war reason as 1 and 2 fail to work, point 3 – if everybody did it is it a ’secret’ ?.

So the ’secret services’ according to this book always followed, and never innovated. Make of that what you will. As for places where Pavlov helped (North Korea,Soviet Union [Russia],China) they have kept ‘mum’ on the matter but attempts to brainwash western service men where also in-conclusive where lies where better than the truth.

We all might be brainwashed, and i might be super brainwashed (its in the water) To deny that you know does not mean you dont know.

So i’m off to check for monsters under the bed now.

Its a new field and approaches the subject well but raises some interesting points, there seems to be a devils compact here with the spooks but then i am not looking for witches.

I rate it 3/5 Bananas and take that you green monster**.
* humour ** it was under the bed*** *** from Halloween.***** far from reality then

Regime change,intelectual theft, and smear campaigns.

Lets start with the smearing campaign first, imagine that you be a Brazilian citizen shot dead by policemen in London on account of they thinking your an islamic suicide bomber

So how do you (thinking like a policemen) dig yourself out of that hole (bbc) ? simple you

• tell everybody he was a illegal immigrant
• claim to find illegal drugs in his urine

The trial heard from Dr Kenneth Shorrock, who said Mr de Menezes had traces of cocaine in his urine and a breakdown product associated with cocaine in his bloodstream.

Thats alright then ? – oh look theres a flying pig in the sky too. Speaking of theft (which most policemen are not interested in) You might have noticed that Gordon Brown of the labour party has been stealing policies of the Liberals and and the Conservatives in large quantities recently.

Since its hard enough to see much difference between a labour and conservative policy to start with i think that you will ‘try’ and agree with me that original thought in the form of a liberal party is needed urgently.

So with Ming the mericiless ‘regime changed’ i would accuse the Liberal party supporters of doing the damage, not he. The illegal immigration* plan passed at there conference recently might have sounded nice to them but not to the voters and it got quite a few media mentions.

OK Thats taken us full circle.  So if you’ve had an idea i’ll think you find Gordon Brown thought of it too, Cheers comrades.

* our non brazillian terrorist shot dead could not apply though.