is a book by Patbrick McCabe isbn:0330352938, which is also a name of a song, and a censored film adaption, thus why i read the book.
a catholic priests son
Irish catholic priests who don’t use a cock lock (my blog) whom end up with out of wedlock children called Patrick who loves to be known as ‘pussy’ (image) and go do things catholics dont usually do.
The book is rather short and frames the 1970’s northern irish troubles with an engaging guide.
3/5 bananas.
tampon selling in defying gravity
Defying Gravity is one of those tv shows set in space but is not s/f just so they don’t go and scare the average viewers away as tampons do need selling.
To watch dg means you can jump in to it at any time (flashbacks), there is a thing in storage pod 4, it came from mars, so they put it on spaceship where the pod 4 thing chooses the crew – rather than the people in charge, meanwhile some inane soap opera deals with the aftermath of puking astronauts, and the irony of doing sex experiments on plants/animals but not with humans. Think it was written by catholics ?
Naturally after forty or so minutes comes the holy voiceover telling you the dumb audience to
rub some bodies neck
And thats the end of it. The world is a strange place.
saved in the sauna
Buck Rogers was a cartoon strip* made into a tv series in the 1970’s and is famous for other reasons than for being good. It has many good clean damsel in distress moments make it quite amusing as man from the past saves heroines in the sauna.
do you scream too ?
Then there’s the villians with the horns and what not to your left. So its rather humourous.
If you want to see damsels in distress then Buck is your man.
There’s also a lot of recycling in this prop wise thanks to the shows creator Glen Larson, a large amount of screaming, very funny dancing, one might say comic.
Women in the year 2500+ have nothing to fear. Fortunately nobody has suggested this bad star wars clone** gets a reimage. Phew.
* know what I mean ** star wars the film did more damage to s/f than good.
Microsoft Vista has a large pile of junk associated with it, Internet explorer is just a component of that. Even though you might block ie and say use firefox in Vista it is still on there and appears to be undelete able by design. You cannot easily remove it and if a windows program calls an internet link like say HP’s computer diagnostics do then ie is used. So much for your ‘choice and security’.
But is ie any good ? does it help make money ? no it does not even for HP. Imagine that you own a printer from HP it might be ‘running low’ on ink so HP have a thing in there diagnostics that can select your printer and go order there expensive new ‘genuine’ ink.
Alas in Vista - this is done all via ie, but alas ie decided that the hp site or the vendors site was doing something evil and so threw up a box that crashed the whole process. The result for you HP shareholders was no contract. A blog entry which you are reading and another notch that Microsoft is bad for you as both a user and for the shareholder.
The problem is that if ie decides your shop is naughty, or thinks you don’t have the most expensive useless ssl cert then clearly microsoft hate the whole concept of commerce and internet.
If HP (which you all know is a very small concern and listed as an american stock) is deemed by the great chair throwing overlords at Microsoft as an evil fraud site who amoung us or them should tell them.
Clearly ‘e-commerce is bad’ is the message Microsoft is telling both newbies and experts – if the monkey house was to purchase hp ink for all the printers in our bit of the zoo that bill would amount to £200.00, thankfully refilling both toner and inkjets means we can halve that bill.
I am quite sure HP and its resellers don’t mind the fact that Microsoft decided to curtail there profits after who cares it was only £ 200.00.
Yes ie is not configured (as Vista shipped it in whatever state that is), and third party tools do exist to delete ie in vista. However i deem our vista users not worth that much bother.
Duke and Duchess of Chester Zoo
Bananas in the Falklands has not been near a cinema for a long time (last visit was for this [my blog - not posting date think it was january]) but this was not because of us zoo inhabitants throwing bananas in the cinema no it was simply due to the fact there’s not been anything to be seen that fails the originality test.
The originality test is – Who really gives a flying fuck that a gay actor committed suicide and that was the only reason to see yet another batman remake (not here). Iron man failed on the account that we had the original graphic novell and that didn’t move me. Going ‘girly*’ i can report that Mumma Mia was seen on a stage and reviewed here so that’s been done before.
has anybody seen my superhero outfit ?
So what dragged bananas out of the zoo and into a cinema ? well imdb tt0864761 did. For those of you who are not a computer that is a Film called the Duchess. Georgiana is the name and not one cape/lycra or underpants outside your rubber fettish suit is visible. Its hard to spot the good guys in this film.
It is an interesting film and should it fail to impress then i am quite sure retardman the movie (adopted from a us dc comic **) will be in a cinema too soon for your liking.
Georgiana was an interesting society figure in england and a friend to Charles Fox and the Whigs whom opposed Pitt the younger (whom i am reading a biography so expect something soon) and so is one of those figures of history whom gets the odd mention.
Its period piece but for those of you with the passion for underpants over lycra and cowboy boots i’m pleased to tell you there’s sex in it and since superhero’s never ever have sex should mean it warrants a view ***
Bananas rates the film 5/5 bananas.
* a chic flick ** american comics on the whole are for children and have strong good/bad thing there’s not much grey *** retardman i doubt will do the sex deed on account of note ‘**’.
Bananas in Falklands has had her moments with the the civil aircraft idiots, after all would you name an airport after an alcoholic ? or a plane. Yep comrades they did (my blog).
hijackers please help eliminate crap singers - Osma Bin Ladin is in her bra**.
Airports and airlines have had there problems since 2001, the security staff in England’s airports is full of foreign criminals running things. Feel safe? that’s not the point. Best not to mention america’s tsa after all bras i now read are terrorists in disguise. It’s strange that Bin Ladin could become a woman’s bra but then those Saudis are very sneaky [i'm not joking by the way **].
So how can the ‘evil’ plane hijacker do the world a favour ? How do we redeem the freedom fighter back into somebody like Mr George Washington who didn’t have many moral scruples with murdering english people during the american war of independence?
Easy – in England on chav and asbo tv (itv) i read that a new reality tv series is to put ‘celebrities’ onto to aircraft. However you define the celebrity and how they got it* here is the perfect opportunity to make both the news and get rid of some really crap ’singers’ / useless people and help scare the living shit into these unless class of people.
Theres a problem that we all go down with the sinking ship, but if its the last time retarded Lisa (seen in the picture) or that dumb big brother contestant get to breathe then the tv landscape will need to have more ‘MAKE ME A CEELBRITY’ tv shows and it can also dine out on the best bits of the dead celebrities at christmas time.
The added benefit of killing Lisa is that you get to be know as the terrorists who killed Bin Ladins bra. So on culture front you get sophisticated points, G W Bush can say bin ladin is dead, and the world is a happier place.
To discuss this once in a lifetime opportunity visit us in the zoo and help improve the cultural life of England. We need you.
disclaimer: I have no idea who Lisa is but the world must be a better place with her ilk in it. and begin groped by a saudi arabian man is another good reason to put her out of her misery. You yes its ethical too.
* reality tv anybody ** tsa Oakland logic
Sally (pictured right) would like to offer ‘Lee5279xx’ some help. The story is about this it is an authorised i-phone app that does well nothing. It costed $ 1000 usd and rather proves everything you need to know about iphone owners
Sally spoke about 3g iphones here (my blog). She is disappointed that lee did not come to Sally for advice but that’s humans for you.
The ‘App’ By Armin Heinrich displays a red image. I mean that’s so cool right ‘?
However lee and Armin got scammed by Apple as 33% of the sale price was taken by Apple being an official thing or something.
Humans.
Lee writes:
So lee come by the zoo and have a chat with Sally, bring a $1000 banana please !
Sally for those of you don’t know her is the London Zoos agony ape. She is the one who deals with the humans with the psychological problems that being a ‘apple iphone freak fan’ who present mental illness problems here at the zoo.
She has successfully helped deal with some of the issues of normal phones, and if your one of those really retarded people who is having problems with the 3g apple phones then drop her a note in the comments and she will try and help you in your mental problems that being an apple fan is causing you with.
So leave a comment and Sally will try and fix your ‘problems’. Don’t be frightened now.
Being bananas in the the falklands has some advantages, but you humans really enjoy watching excrement on tv. It has come to Bananas attention (via a news website) that the talent show is in full bloom. Kosher ? well which one of these candidates should become
I don’t mind who you vote for.
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To vote for monkey a ring 1-9000-rekucs-a, To vote for monkey b ring 1-9000-rekucs-b, To vote for monkey c ring 1-9000-rekucs-c, To vote for monkey d ring 1-9000-rekucs-d
So get voting
Don’t worry the tea boy will leave after a week, the musical will fail with bad reviews, talentless retard will be soon forgotten and the winner of big brother will fade into obscurity. So lets do it again next year shall me, good. thats a date then.
And now the weather.
* reverse rekucs and win a prize (its in the blog)
