Institutional mugging (it is poppy day)

a link (my blog) to some previous thoughts i have had – however this year i got caught being the ape on presentation on the monkey swings at the zoo when the dreaded retired colonel asked us to support this notable organization – i did so but felt slightly menaced read this (bbc) about poppy snobbery.

Today at the time specified marks the day when europe decided to stop going bananas for a bit, and decided to have a flu outbreak instead back in 1918 before resuming it in 1939 can be read about here (also my blog).

I am sure much good comes out of this appeal, the question however is that the voluntary nature of the poppy appeal, but you wonder if this means the ‘military covenant’ is seen by the people whom order the armed forces to war as a get out or sign of support for x war operation now happening.

I notice that in the British newspapers the proposed cut to the part time soldiers (the territorial army)  training has been stopped on the account that there would not have been a ta ‘force’ to speak of.

These part time soldiers also see action in combat zones, which is something or other makes them not as important even if they get injured or shot at – War and politicians makes a heady mix it best not to be a soldier it seems when theres a budget to balance.

Anyhow if your wondering why the poppy while at the zoo today yes im that one.

‘professor’ Karol Sikora and the perils of compassion.

Karol Sikora was the doctor who said Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi (an alleged terrorist), was dying, at least that was the first of many excuses used by Gordon Brown and others.  The Libyans actions are not here up for discussion as it makes my head hurt.

Framed or not the deal to let the Libyan even stand trial meant everybody is rather complict in this tale.

Karol Sikora is supposed to be a cancer expert, it now seems that while lectures about cancer are given the ‘professor’ it appears that the professor is a fake.

Gordon Brown and Scotland’s ‘problem’ is that if a fake professor was used to produce humanitarian advice for the Libyans release then it calls into question everything.  Was his release for oil contracts?/etc

The answer it seems that when in doubt use a fake doctor to muddy the water.  I hope that Megrahi lives for a long time and humiliates the politicians for not being straight.  As for the ‘faker’ well who cares.

id cards nearly gone.

a Nazi spending a bit too much time in China

Id cards are nearly dead (bbc) Niice to see that the even the unions oppose them now.  It is such a shame that the new labour gastapo feels that it still has to waste billions of pounds (which they don’t have) on something.

Say no to uk id cards.

The official mp expenses report versus the daily telegraph’s one – my response

Bananas in the Falklands has been much entertained by the abuse of Parliament – with Duny on the Word (my blog) even on the take, with the corrupt nazi stooge (before this row) of a speaker now gone (my blog)  The same cannot be said of the official report. Which is bereft of detail.

That space above is my view of the official report – a whitewash.

European elections of June 4 2009

Bananas is voting Green for Europe

Why ? well Labour under Gordon Brown is corrupt as fuck and does not give a shit about europe, the conservatives don’t care about Europe either , so why not choose an alternative party that loves to hear from you (rather than ignore you – my blog) and appreciate your vote rather than some grandee who does not give stuff about you.

The association of Jury Team is also a interesting choice, I should also mention the pirate party.

So get rid of these out of touch and in the European parliament and vote for some of these chioces instead, they may not be to your liking but there are other parties so dont just vote the same way becuase you dont know any better.

Send a message to stupid old white men that be conservative or labour politicians, not because of them but because you think Europe means more than there dumb ideas about it and beware of those few in the conservative and labour parties who claim to ‘forward thinking’ on europe they are not they are just lying to you.

Happy voting.

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

pass the rum bottle Jaquci Smith

Pform yes you know (my blog) the advert, sorry spy system is calling anybody who disapproves of it  as being a pirate and so ‘witness’ stopphoul play . com

Its a delight (click to open image)

evil pirates ahoy....

Golly So if you dont like adverts your a pirate, who has the black spot*, dammit im changing career to hijacking oil tankers anybody want to join me, i will bring chickens to the high seas.

* treasure island reference.

Welcome to Gordon Browns police state.

Naughty Jacqui (my blog) at the home office being a nazi again (bbc) a quote about pform

The Home Office’s job is to uphold the law: not to reinterpret it for commercial interests [eg pform] .

“It’s extraordinary, when you think of the blatant disregard Phorm showed towards UK laws in its secret trials, that this sort of lax attitude should be shown.”

Tut Tut, once a big sister* always a big sister.

Customers of Talk Talk and British telecom should be advised that they certainly should be thinking about moving isp’s. and website owners should opt out of Pform or otherwise your competitors will put competing products/websites on your webpages.

Also I am pleased to add http://norightturn.blogspot.com/search/label/UK a must read and added to blogs i also read.

update:
virgin media (that’s Richard Branson) is also a provider still considers Pfrom.

* big brother also knows best.

Labour – thinking the unthinkable and ‘going postal’.

privatise target

The English Post office is run as an government enterprise, its management and labour have many problems alike, attempts to modernise have been made messy and when you humans complain of being charged extra to deliver a large* birthday card. Then the shit soon hits the fan.

The website for royalmail.com is interesting since you still have to type in the www. thing. Posting is based a on size/weight and depth so its best to have a set of scales and a ruler just in case some deranged postal employee decides to be a shit as in the birthday card example i name above.

So you start to wonder about the sanity of posting anything other than an average sized piece of paper*.

Many big businesses now don’t use the post office, home delivery (even to the monkey house) is vague – get the felling that post is not important ? Even the delivery firms find that the post office drives clients to them.

A search through this blog will tell you that even Bananas thinks that the post office retail That’s the post office is run by crooks. So now even the labour party (thats Gordon Brown and ilk) think its time that the organisation needs to put out to pasture via a privatisation.

Post still has a use so this means selling it and part selling it to a foriegn operation means that this organisation has lost the power of the bulshit. Privatisation is a  sacred cow no no to the Labour party. Labour renationalised the railways after some problems and for them to suggest that the Post Office is crap means even they see that when using the post office network as a bribe to labour mp’s in parliament there’s a bigger problem.

Post is expensive – and to prove that point a lot of us now use email, hell a phone call is cheaper unless your ring a sex chat line than posting something.

Before we all cheer that the idiots with the size/cubic/wieght are all going to lose there jobs we should be carefull since those idiots cannot even run a pension scheme so your taxes will have to go up.

Quite how the post office became so inefficient and who you blame – management or workers means a fun debate for all – but its not working.

* a little over the dl size

Karen Matthews

Guilty of kidnapping her own daughter

Karen Matthews (seen to the right) attracted a great deal of attention when her daughter went missing. The media sensing one of those ‘tv human interest stories’ set forth upon it like a rabid monkey on magic mushrooms*.

Even I made a comment when her house of cards finally fell down. However we all know a lot more about Karen, her background and stuff – it is the stuff that social workers get hauled in to explain ‘why not‘ and explains the welfare based nanny state Gordon Brown needs to maintain his power.

Either way she’s screwed for the crime of trying to ‘extort’ money from that english couple whom left there kids alone in Portugal and one went missing. You know them and i will not give them the better page ranking or name recognition.

That is the trouble with cash incentives, it implies guilt. Just look where it got Karen

* best avoided.

Michael Martin is a Nazi stooge

Michael Martin Nazi stooge

Mr Martin is the houses of parliaments speaker and let the gastapo (that is the metropolitan police) into the houses of parliament WITHOUT any paperwork (bbc).

He with Iian Blair and Jacqui Smith hate the whole concept of civil liberties.

The man is undeserving of any respect.