omg Ugly hag – age 13 (Sasha 11 update)

ooh dear bleeched hair -  orginal post (my blog) no geek im sure.

Sally (the ape of the mind) will be muttering to the bananas about this,

Humans…..

 

Charlie muses on High School musical.

Charlie is the head zoo security guy (for those who forget him a reminder) and when we return to zoo from the pub we apes always pop in the security office for a chat, a cup of pg tips tea, and just maybe an after pub banana before we return to the monkey house.

camp Lucas Grabeel in one of his many hats.

A couple of days ago we started get Miley Cyrus nude spam’s, which the hosts involved were firewalled (we monkeys love iptables on linux) and know she is not a imap mail server but some male human erection magnet for preteens because of an unseen disney film..

So we told Charlie about these, and then he said to us High school musical (that’s the disney film imdb: tt0475293) was on tv tonight in an few minutes time which had the no clothes wearing Miss Cyrus (not an imap server) in. Charlie and his crack team of security staff then all made sure they would be in to see it on the communal tv set.  A banana was handed to myself so i decided to stay as well to see what the fuss is about..

The film is about an american high school where apparently admitting you like cooking, playing a musical instrument, or liking maths is something like being gay, The cast of stereotypes including the very camp Lucas Grabeel all come-out in a big song and dance number, while our misfit heros overcome great odds to sing together with their clothes on.  I was most disappointed with that.

British version of high school grange hill - not camp.

Theres a point to this as the american school was perfect, with not a spot of graffiti, or signs of Balitmore (this blog) anywhere to be seen and after the last camp scene (it involves biscuits) Charlie and his team said it’s not like a bog standard comprehensive school like Grange Hill (wiki) which it seems Charlie went to.

I asked why and got the response it was too clean, too nice and beyond reality as even we know human children are beastly to each other.

Alas we never saw a no clothes wearing Miley Cyrus.  It’s odd that a sugar and sweet tale of humans is so loved by people when it appears is nothing like the reality they know.

We however thanked Charlie for the post pub banana and got a better understanding of humanity in return.  More serous posts will return when i finish reading some books which means returning to to the monkey house .

Humans.

Olympics when being not too ‘nazi’ like matters.

So why did Chicago not get the olympics ? and should they worry ?

Being that i think sport is 101% homosexual with non mixed events, which cannot stand gender ‘confused’ persons by the people who run sport appear to be worse than the nazi ideal of the perfect race (of which many of the olympic movement where nazis) should it matter that america post 9/11 failed to get the event?

US Immigration was for many the factor that took the city out of the running. Everybody i know hates us immigration, conferences dont like it either. My parents never fly to it for transfers, and you probably know somebody who thinks that theres a better route than via america.

Americans think that they dont get a fair crack of the conference/tourist trade, ever since 9/11 america decided to ramp up those silly forms (have you been a nazi party member?)  and long queues, – introduced fingerprinting etc etc, until those of us who not be americans got the message ’stay away’.

Chicago should celebrate not getting the olympics – for the idiots that go to such events are non culture lovers who only wear branded sports clothing, and discourage people from visiting historic places like Athens, or London.

Being a ‘tourist’ i have no no idea on why anybody should even bother to visit Chicago to start with, and the dhs have definitely stopped any desire of me to visit america for fun , or conferences held there.

Canada is ok though, tip – anybody in europe seeking to avoid us immigration travelling to south america should be advised to fly to Spain and change, thus avoiding the Americans getting your fingerprints in a database in transit.

If american deems that i should be treated like a criminal (than Bush, and Cheney), or number 1 terrorist threat for wanting to visit then clearly no one should tolerate that.

If americans wonder whats gone wrong then they alone are to blame for their security theatre. The Olympics still does nothing to promote good health or fitness in the general human population, and wars and repression of civil liberties continue to this day.

Europeans sign the petition to get a chioce of computer operating systems

Lets not pay Microsoft for stuff we dont want – Please it is here.

Apple iphone freaks rejoice!

Sally laughed at this.

The past was better (a review of the quest for identity in the 21st century)

the quest for identity in the 21st century, by Susan Greenfield [a baroness], and isbn 9780340936009 is a book that attempts to ‘id’ identity today but forgets much about current society.

It rehashes the argument that tv is bad, the internet is bad etc while the eminent scientist splashes around case studies of 18th century victims of brain  injuries whom lived to tell the tale as curios for the brain professors and still are pumped out as expert evidence two hundred years later.

Was the past better ?, i would argue that the internet requires skills that children of the 1950’s would say only use twice a year outside of school in say writing out of a school context, and much of the fud out there today was made by politicians.

Lets face facts

• science cant fix old age, or mental disease
• science knows very little about the brain

but somehow these people know what is good for people, however if say you make a mistake and get associated with being drunk once on facebook then some idiot in hr will take that as proof your an alcoholic.

Yes id can taken to an extreme, but who cares that children might have to read something in book is ‘good’ but on a screen is considered bad.

Ms Greenfield should consider some stuff before troting out pap like this.

0/5 bananas

Dear michael.lynton @ Sony

We know you hate your customers at Sony, and I can not understand your hate of the internet (search this blog on Sony). Please Michael do remember that some of us don’t like you or any of your media products – ‘guard rails’ or not.

ps – Keep digging that hole Mr Lynton

Love and kisses Bananas in the Falklands

cbs and the riaa trying to kill last.fm

Last.fm is web radio, who cbs an american corp bought.  What you may or may not know is that an application on windows tracks all your media (see a problem yet?) so this means lots of data which is uploaded to last.fm [privacy?]

Last.fm is a london,england based outfit and so should really be under the control the evil ifpi, not the american bit which is the riaa and famous for suing music fans with bad data.

The story is here, the moral is don’t run microsoft windows, or trust americans (even if you are an non american citizen) for your privacy.

So Cbs the American broadcaster wishes to destroy there investment in web radio in last.fm, thats ok with me, but the shareholders of cbs might be a bit angry since thats rather a waste of money.

tame and spying on you

It is interesting to note that popular music once a benchmark for american freedom means just the opposite of it today, that goodness those commies in Russia lost the cold war, but lets not mention china.

As to the privacy abuse make up your own mind.

Plenty of issues here i think for all.

you cannot even make it up…

Bananas in the Falklands was talking to Charlie (who is head of zoo security and has had a mention or too in this blog) and he told me the that those television types have a program called baboon woman*, and one where people pretend to be a pig or other animal for a few days.

the man who became a pig with his new girlfriend

Oddly they found members of the zoo visiting public to become animals for the week**.  Assisted by presenters and associated nut jobs whom have the job role of  ‘pig psychotic’.

Alas being a monkey who sexes chickens presents us with some issues but chicken psychology and chicken role play was not in the how to sex chickens manual.  I informed Sally (an ape of the mind) and she too wondered if it was time for all us apes to stage that planet of the apes revolt.

* not seen ** the things people do to get on television

Admissions from a torturer

Dayana Mendoza visited Gimto and wrote about it on the Miss Universe blog (bbc report) on 27 March. Her remarks that she "didn't want to leave" the "calm and beautiful" place*.

In this link (washington post) we know understand that the torturers know now that torturing people does not work. Fortunately this also vindicates Craig Murray as in the right.

Dayana Mendoza is also an excuse to show an idiot and a pretty picture.

In this (craig murray) from a uk document

“One example is the question of the use of intelligence provided to the UK by other countries. The provenance of such intelligence is often unclear – partners rarely share details of their sources. All intelligence received, whatever its source, is carefully evaluated, particularly where it is clear that it has been obtained from individuals in detention. The use of intelligence possibly derived through torture presents a very real dilemma, given our unreserved condemnation of torture and our efforts to eradicate it. Where there is intelligence that bears on threats to life, we cannot reject it out of hand. What is quite clear, however, is that information obtained as a result of torture would not be admissible as evidence in any criminal or civil proceedings in the UK. It does not matter whether the evidence was obtained here or abroad.”

http://www.fco.gov.uk/resources/en/pdf/pdf15/human-rights-2008

Got that, expect more fud threat levels, so lock up your goldfish in your bunker,, related post here (my blog)

The muppets will keep your goldfish safe, unlike Dayana Mendoza.*

• who is an idiot