omg Ugly hag – age 13 (Sasha 11 update)

ooh dear bleeched hair -  orginal post (my blog) no geek im sure.

Sally (the ape of the mind) will be muttering to the bananas about this,

Humans…..

 

Mad ?

Mr Putin thinks your mad, you ok with that?

The bbc and most governments do not want you know this. Since most governments finance mental health who are they and the madness employees decide who is mad and who is not?

Ivan Pavlov designed torture methods for the soviets. Sick in this context is something that is relative.

Apple iphone freaks rejoice!

Sally laughed at this.

The official mp expenses report versus the daily telegraph’s one – my response

Bananas in the Falklands has been much entertained by the abuse of Parliament – with Duny on the Word (my blog) even on the take, with the corrupt nazi stooge (before this row) of a speaker now gone (my blog)  The same cannot be said of the official report. Which is bereft of detail.

That space above is my view of the official report – a whitewash.

Newspapers and ’science’ – why paywalls won’t work.

This is review of the book Bad Science by Ben Goldacre, it has an isbn of 9780007284870 ( a revised edition).  I will deal with the paywall aspect later.

Matthias Rath vitamin milionaire - who causes the death of 300,000 south africans a year from hiv aids.

This book is a great read and murders anybody who might think newspapers get it right all the time.  The book covers brain gym, beauty creams, homeopathy,some mass murdering vitamin pill sales men (Matthias Rath,Anthony Brink), and not forgetting the best shit smeller (and millionaire vitamin sales lady too) Gillian McKeith in the media business.

It also covers some very bad statistic reporting on the mmr vacine and mrsa, and something on file sharing too (something i rant about) which have been high in being ‘newsworthy‘ in newspaper circles.

The author is a doctor by trade and writes in the guardian newspaper and covers from the mundane foot spas to shit smellers along the lines of the kellogg family (breakfast cereals) say imdb:tt0111001.

The book shows the misunderstanding of science in the world of Rupert Murdoch who wants internet news as a paid item.  The trouble is that if Rupert Murdoch wishes to report lies and not ever check facts then the news product in any form isnt worth paying for in any case.

So what is the lesson we learn ? well the book is a 5/5 bananas read, and newspapers/media need to do better to make sure the saying garbage in – garbage out (GIGO*) does not apply to evil billionaires

Read the book, ignore newspapers (in any form) is the scientific conclusion i reached.

* perhaps Gillian McKeith** might smell Rupert Murdoch’s shit. ** who bought a fake american phd for $60 us dollars*** – thus anybody can be a ‘nutritionist’ even Bananas in the Falklands. **** Dr Bananas in the Falklands phd anybody ?

Welcome to Gordon Browns police state.

Naughty Jacqui (my blog) at the home office being a nazi again (bbc) a quote about pform

The Home Office’s job is to uphold the law: not to reinterpret it for commercial interests [eg pform] .

“It’s extraordinary, when you think of the blatant disregard Phorm showed towards UK laws in its secret trials, that this sort of lax attitude should be shown.”

Tut Tut, once a big sister* always a big sister.

Customers of Talk Talk and British telecom should be advised that they certainly should be thinking about moving isp’s. and website owners should opt out of Pform or otherwise your competitors will put competing products/websites on your webpages.

Also I am pleased to add http://norightturn.blogspot.com/search/label/UK a must read and added to blogs i also read.

update:
virgin media (that’s Richard Branson) is also a provider still considers Pfrom.

* big brother also knows best.

you cannot even make it up…

Bananas in the Falklands was talking to Charlie (who is head of zoo security and has had a mention or too in this blog) and he told me the that those television types have a program called baboon woman*, and one where people pretend to be a pig or other animal for a few days.

the man who became a pig with his new girlfriend

Oddly they found members of the zoo visiting public to become animals for the week**.  Assisted by presenters and associated nut jobs whom have the job role of  ‘pig psychotic’.

Alas being a monkey who sexes chickens presents us with some issues but chicken psychology and chicken role play was not in the how to sex chickens manual.  I informed Sally (an ape of the mind) and she too wondered if it was time for all us apes to stage that planet of the apes revolt.

* not seen ** the things people do to get on television

Policing the police

I am the very model of a modern Major-police thug,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the facts historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with new labour,
I understand equations, two plus two is five,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about Tony Blair.

I am the very model of a modern Major-police thug.
I know our mythic history, and shot dead a Brazilian or too;
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Blairite too.
For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury even on cctv,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-police thug.

source (wiki) – related to this – related to this on the blog

Why television news is one sided.

Imagine that there is a large demonstration to condemm fraud. How does the news media on tv handle this ? Simple they pick one person out.

example:

fraudster (the rbs bank) left, ethics campaigner (anti fraud) right.

tv news has no interest in that there where others who did not do what a few did, but if the few did not do what they did then the media would not have given the event any publicity to start with.

So that puts a new spin on things.

Conclusion: ignore all television news.

Royals and the requirement of the vet (breeding)

royals need vets it appears

Crown Prince Manvendra (indian),His Royal Highness Prince Africa Zulu, and not forgetting His Royal Highness Prince Remigius (exiled northern – sri lanka) [no these are real people] are low rank ‘royal’s seeking love and failing to get it.

Television decided to ‘help’* – so one gay indian prince, an straight Zulu, and an exiled prince without a land became normal people to find ‘love’.

Without the royal thing, all three apparently found ‘love’, and i watched the last ‘catch up’ when the princes came out of the closet* and revealed there real identity to there lovers.

A sad portrait of snobbery from the royals was portrayed, once the normality wa stripped off.

• gay indian prince still had his indian ‘taboo’
• straight exiled indian (northern sri lanka) had family caste issues
• african prince was a totally different character

We all know that India has more than a few hang ups. But when Royals need a vet get offspring its worrying.  Mind you with so much snobbery then the royal ‘genetic’ line will soon become extint without much intervention.

How long before we have royality in zoos and breeding programs.  They need the help.