omg Ugly hag – age 13 (Sasha 11 update)

ooh dear bleeched hair -  orginal post (my blog) no geek im sure.

Sally (the ape of the mind) will be muttering to the bananas about this,

Humans…..

 

scary republican voters story

The monkey house suggests this Daily Kos link i shall also quote from it. The tale begins like this our coffee drinking human* reports….

.. women in dresses wearing pink buttons proclaiming “Women for McCain/Palin”. A few of them brought their husbands who were sporting buttons saying things such as “Sportsman for McCain/Palin” and “NOBama”.

step 1: logo’ed zombies

As soon as the last member of their group came in, they prayed. In their prayer they begged that God “deliver the country from the evil socialists” and even prayed that “Obama find God”.

step 2: praying zombies

One of the women proclaimed that her whole Bible study group was going to vote early. One of the men piped up and said he was going to ask people to vote early after church one Sunday. The next person lamented that their whole office was voting for Obama. The McCain/Palin supporters called that person’s co-workers “sinners” and said that they “needed Jesus”.

step 3: burn them witches voters, worked in Salem didn’t it.

They talked a little more about how Obama would destroy our country with “free health care” and “gay marriages”. The feared his daughters would probably play loud rap music in the White House while world leaders were staying. They feared that Muslim would become our official religion. One of them even feared that “the Muslim language would be taught in schools.”

step 4: oh rofl – rap music is devil music, burn those daughters NOW [they also might be lesbian] and get married to each other in the white house – NOOOOOOO, they could also be witches as well….

.. “Obama is part of a sleeper cell and he will use our own nuclear weapons against us.”

step 6: aha free xrays for american’s !

but on the way out the door one of the republican men told [the human author] “you are a disgrace to white people if you vote for that [other] man.”

Step 7: Hitler (if he was alive today) would vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin.

So what have we learned ? Well keep out of Florida and America.

* Bananas in the Falklands is monkey in exile in London Zoo, England and not that author.

Sport is a nazi ideal.

Yang Shuo sighed. “Business is OK but it could be better,” she said. “It’s the Olympics, you know. Police are cracking down on places like this.”

“I am looking forward to the Olympics finishing”

Clean, no deviants – i keep telling you Sport is a nazi thing. I too agree with Yang.

Sally offers free iphone help for Lee5279xx

Sally (pictured right) would like to offer ‘Lee5279xx’ some help. The story is about this it is an authorised i-phone app that does well nothing. It costed $ 1000 usd and rather proves everything you need to know about iphone owners

Sally spoke about 3g iphones here (my blog). She is disappointed that lee did not come to Sally for advice but that’s humans for you.

The ‘App’ By Armin Heinrich displays a red image. I mean that’s so cool right ‘?

However lee and Armin got scammed by Apple as 33% of the sale price was taken by Apple being an official thing or something.

Humans.

Lee writes:

So lee come by the zoo and have a chat with Sally, bring a $1000 banana please !

Insult to injury

How dare they, yes we do know that your average human that appears on tv and big brother is mentally retarded, but how dare they insult the future rulers of planet earth.  Charlton Heston knew it.

Humans in a zoo – might be entertaining after all.  There’s hope for humans after all.

what the fuck do you home users do on your routers and Vista ?

Like four firewalls on windows vista (no im not joking)

Computers lie and make mistakes, if your computer thinks, ignore it or install another 4 firewalls just to be on the ’safe side’.

Another example of this was the couple who’s helper turned off the wifi encryption and then wondered why things where slow, until somebody turned it back on again.

Humans….

Duh – retarded football fans alert

Screen dump from the bbc news website, why is this retarded ?

• football final (two teams remaining)
• one has to win
• or was the event a ‘fake’ final ?

Football (and its fans) continues to amaze me for there stupid-ness.

An Olympic class event

No drugs, no lesbian perverted television presenters (thats the bbc) just Rabbits and organic lettuce leaves and carrots.

I bet many humans could not claim to be so honest, lets leave sport for the rabbits.

This is a true sport.

The ‘face’ costs

So how much for a conservative cut white leotard, with a face (or em-icon) in it ? OK lets assume this might be a two tone gymnastic teenager girl thing (£20).

Well no its a bit more for £ 300 its yours (thats $600 usd), good bless style journalists and designers hey. Apparently to ‘look’ this good its best your a model to start with. Mind you it probably makes that Gym membership seem cheap.

The speil (the words) is amusing too.

January is humorous month, December is full in the press of how to over eat, and then January comes round and its £ 300 quid (pounds sterling) for a £20 garment before you loose those Rupert Murdoch induced layers of fat.

hey ho theres irony there.

Keeping the druggies quiet

In this (bbc)

British athletes will not be banned from commenting on political issues at the Beijing Olympics [2008], the British Olympic Association has said.It clarified its position after it was revealed that a contract which all athletes must sign includes a specific clause about political issues.

But will the druggies (thats the Olympic hopefulls for China) be able to understand it, after all a drugged person is normally lacking in competent mental facilities.

The good news is that this should significantly reduce the amount of media coverage since if only the sport matters and england fail to win anything other than the egg and spoon race* (wiki**) then many of us should be unaware of the perversions of the ‘athletes’ and the whole event.

* a spoon is used by drug users to prepare drugs ** – yes yikes!