How dare they, yes we do know that your average human that appears on tv and big brother is mentally retarded, but how dare they insult the future rulers of planet earth. Charlton Heston knew it.
Humans in a zoo – might be entertaining after all. There’s hope for humans after all.
Bananas in the Falklands has noted the boys with hair free legs has arrived but due to an overload of gay sporting events it means no chance to watch them – personally the tribe considers the the human zoo (that’s big brother) as a rather tired format.
Another thing to go was Heroes – series two and im affraid to say that i gave up on the r e a l l y s l o w story. No dear writers of Heroes i do have an attention span of more than 2 minutes* – bloody humans really do annoy the superior apes that we are and you humans are not.
* we do watch Batttlestar Galactica
He is a bit simple, but a human who with 60% of the big brother vote won it even knowing not who Shakespear was.
I conceed that i was wrong about the female vote, but with 40% voting for the female clones it shows the problems that the tv telephone vote has caused, there might be a female winner one day.
A charming idiot apparently who was too un-interesting for the zoo to consider even watching. Quite what winning means ‘this’ is something – mind you they dont seem to go anywhere afterwards.
Even the host used my word ‘deserving’. Make of that what you will.
Bananas (and the species) sees humans do odd things on a daily business from the zoo, which most humans just don’t realize and you think you pay to see us but perhaps its the other way round ?. Think about it
Big Brother shows humans in an domestic environment (its on world wide so you should know about it too and you too can observe humans), for some of you humans this is just a tv game show, others exploitation, christians and bible thumpers might see it as an excuse to call the world evil and immoral needing an atom bomb or two to sort it out, well you get the idea.
Take for example this image below (no not Chinta)
Is there any human progress ?
So how do you get deemed to be worthy of being a contestant being that with a large proportion of human freakyness* has already been explored by this tv show and what still remains to be real but still entertaining ? after all this is not a new idea and seven years in the defence ‘never seen it/heard of it’ or the like is no defence except for persons who have been in a coma like state for seven plus years.
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Spot a trend ?
Big Brother like all the other television programs has suffered from phone voting irregularities (or the suggestion since if others have then why not this) and as you can see all the previous boy** winners lack a certain thing – Deserving is the thing needed to win Big Brother not who you are but how moronic you be.
So is the lady worth it, well with a mass charge to get out of the house (will i still get deals asked a housemate wishing to leave) one might say so by those afflicted with fame. Getting out the sooner the better seems to be wise if you have nothing else pressing this summer to do.
So its moved from being a celeb magnet to a moron attracter, and endears its self of soap opera type relationships in a hunt the time slot and has meant its become not important viewing in the zoo for its allure has worn off, and with variable schedule and some disasterous casting means other things are more interesting than the human zoo.
I note that in post here I predicted that a pair of chickens would win (no kidding its true) and if the human twins (seen below) as predicted by the bookmakers to win ‘do’ then then perhaps then my validation of the retard still holds as if jumping about and loving pink is banal but cute then that too falls into my category of retard since little of substance was said..
Perhaps of more interest is that the voters have changed, for **boys have always been winers, rather than girls, perhaps since the television phone voting ’scandal’/fraud the girls are not voting, the boys vote counts more this year.
Posts will resume in September.* transvestites, gays, wags, tourettes,the mentally ill etc
** there all boys in the second column .
But which twin ? OK thats Big Brother Covered. I can tell you this since Bananas in the Falklands is assigned to look after them and i can reveal no more than that.
I think the right handed one looks like the winner being a certified chicken sexer, but .. one can never tell.
Heres a transmission from you tube
That sums up it aptly. However whats going to hurt is that no profit will be made by apparently voting by phone since english tv rather fucked up that nice little scam (bbc).
Charlie Brookers screenwipe was on last night, and with some great humour and a couple of items i just did not ‘get’ (les low brow). He explained how the editing works in Big Brother (where rather than follow the day) they create a script and twist things to fit the script.
say:
bananas throws an apple
but
bananas was asked to throw the apple.
One might indicate anger, the other cooperation. I like Mr Brookers show screenwipe – it is repeated on bbc four all this week, and should return later in the year.
Bananas rates this 5/5 bananas.
Grace the posh one from Big Brother (2006) has won* the Circus program (wiki link) which you could also get for ‘free’ on sky 3 on freeview (final was 24th december 2006), and will no doubt be repeated to death until your all sick of circus tents and acts with motor bikes, bits of metal and well known snippets of pop music.
While those things looked tricky it was a guilty pleasure and gives the circus a nice profile since its at a cross roads of either being animals/magic/or pro theatre direction but not all three, but i’m sure every circus owner whould love to charge the ‘sunny circus from Canada‘ prices for shows.
Something i found amusing here everything boils down to the chicken or egg and what actually came first. Mikey (Graces bb7 boyfriend) is still hanging on, but alas Grace might be running away to the circus quite what was won was another matter but it the single winner is something tv likes as a format I can now apply it to the sports tv event. So since i’ve gone and opened pandoras box on sky let me continue on an berate unpatrotic Rupert Murdoch viewers for not caring enough about the cricket **
Apparently England lost the cricket to a bunch of theives in Australia***, it was not on the bbc but apparently im told that Rupert Murdochs sky viewers had it and where not doing there duty.
Since Sky viewers are all loaded, they all should have gone out there and supported the cricket team in person rather than pay to watch it on tv that is something chavs do.
My point is this if sporting events like this are not on mainstream tv (about 5% pay for Sky sports with the event) then does it actually matter ? and should it really be classed as international sport too? Since you could also argue that sport is for homosexuals (all male or female teams) Then it was good that the bbc failed to aqquire the tv rights for this sports outing to sunny Australia.
Economics time now if you bid for tv rights it would’nt be great if say the bbc/boradcaster might only pay if ‘we’ win just like there is in programs like Big Brother etc. Now that would scare the pants of the sporting bodies if all tv companies broadcast sport in that way****.
What can you learn from this.
Finally ‘Lost’ – Rupert Murdoch (right) is a mind controller, the Chinese Government also approve of him too. He controls Sky a English tv operation and poached ‘Lost’ from normal tv (free) to pay tv to some outrage.
Most Sky viewers it appears are a bit lame brained – only two bloggers its appears wrote about Battlestar since it was on the other night. This is not about Battlestar but you get my point. Lost a program about mental ilness on a Desert island apparently which i’ve never seen.
It was popular for some strange reason, but mind control man had other ideas. According to reports the suckers whom be lost fans on Sky have to endure this sort of thing
hello
<ten minutes of adverts>
two words od dialogue
three minutes of adverts
etc
Why because mind control man hates lost fans and they need to mind controlled, So Rupert overpaid for Lost rights, if i was a lost fan i’d certainly think about giving it up, i wouldnt pay that kind of mind control however mentally sick i was.
Its one way to kill a tv series i will grant him that. And another 501 reasons not to have Sky. Im sure Rupert will be redirecting his mind control probe at me for saying bad things about his customers and himself.
* something of a foregone conclusion imho
** cricket is game of about five days played in a few places
*** I’ve read the booker prize book The Secret River, Kate Grenvile
**** no win no fee ?
