The updated theme story

OK i finally found the recipe (my blog) on the second attempt on looking at a new theme for here and felt good enough to feel it was worth replacing the old banana smoothie which was beginning to show it age (i was also getting bored with that one shake) with orphans in the widgets and so forth.  Its a widget thing  rather than ‘coded’ as html/css.

yeah you bum looks big

A blog that you both read and eat too so not one for anorexics (hello to those fatties my blog) i think.

Still like banana smoothie though.  Enough of this waffle. Now enjoy the new shake* and the usual stuff will return tomorrow,

* anorexics must drink at least ten of these before puking

the bbc at Sandhurst and a vicars offspring

Sandhurst is where the army trains officers, and unlike young soldiers (my blog) is perhaps less interesting but more comedic, however as the bbc follow trainees around what struck me and the rest of the monkey house as odd was that it took one person five months to realise that the army kills people when required and he was not ok with that.

Is there some other army that exists that does not kill when the requirement comes up ?  Perhaps we see the world as too realistic rather than only shiny buttons, bands and choreographed dancing in fur hats but it is an interesting worldview

The end result was that the vicars son decided that joining the army was not perhaps a good idea after all and i think all of us can agree that was the right outcome.

The uk army has been busy ever since the end of the second world war in various missions so i am not sure how one perceives the army as fur hat dancers but then the zoo sees humans for what they are and maybe the fur hat dancers* will come visit us one day.

* bears in disguise ?

Mumsnet on itv, dear god no!

Baboons give us a, give us a b and give us a c

Here at the zoo we occasionally get some humans whom watch itv which if your a foreigner is trailer trash television from what is generally known since we dont watch it along with a heck of lot other people.

These people are easy to spot.  They yell that they want to see Baboons.

Something odd happened it appears that the lowest common denonimation (if your brainy think imperial and fractions) seems not to be paying for chav ‘n asbo tv.  So how do they go upmarket apart from only commissioning only one series of downtown abbey? and then being surprised that it appeals to people whom dont watch itv .

Showing some animal arse helps, although not a new format – say ‘Baboons with a human with surname beginning with a B*’, which we assume has a human mooning his arse at some baboons since that’s what baboons are like – I mean look at your average baboon.  I must add i dont watch itv

Secondly you also go prudish – I note as they go daily mail tabloid like ‘enraged’ in a mock asbo level documentary at mass market clothing shops and then blame them and not itv for some human children getting pregnant and stuff or so im told – again this has been done before but not on chav tv.

Readers of the Inspector [see blogs i read] will be probably wondering about the lack of contestants for its Jerry Springer output which they will put out in a couple of years time.  I think a lady called Trica, and somebody called Jeremy do that – never seen it.

Mumsnet go lecture them chav poor people

This is where good old mumsnet comes in who as ‘responsible’ daily mail type adults whom don’t read the sun put across there views to the chav n asbo demographic.  There goes human society after all mumsnet knows best.

Anyhow i am sure its just a passing fad after all blaming television advertisers for sex is no way to run a commercial tv channel so lets have another series of mooning baboons.  After all its got everything going for it and wont upset advertisers or the average viewer of itv.

* Only people with a B surname could present it, example Baboons with Duncan sounds like a porn film.

Was I the only one ? blogging vs the bbc

I refer to this (my blog) In which strangely i found something on television that could only be seen in welsh land area of the bbc that even i could not see on a television.  Granted i linked to the page  but was I the only person to see this programme and blog it ?

Did nobody in Wales watch it? – oh just me and few forum users who dont live in wales then.  Welsh fail.

Something to do with apple juice [nsfw]

the new iTampon from apple

itampon by steve jobs

Apple make sanitary pads now woot, perhaps next year the men will get iCondom ?

Well that should make male apple fans who are trans gendered (google if you dont know)  easy to spot.

my linux netbook is a windoze box shock

the horror, the horror

The horror, the horror

Something to do with my regcure (my blog) post.  Something smells like a scam in the windows security market.  Still top marks for making firefox looklike internet explorer.

shame i cannot exe an .exe

Dressing up for the disco

“Mass” at Plobsheim, France, Pentecost 2009 from Donald Jenkins on Vimeo.

Hat fashion tips for men

Apparently that works better the experts think.

Insult to injury

How dare they, yes we do know that your average human that appears on tv and big brother is mentally retarded, but how dare they insult the future rulers of planet earth.  Charlton Heston knew it.

Humans in a zoo – might be entertaining after all.  There’s hope for humans after all.