sing along with ‘I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.’

OK I am ugly, I will never be on poster board selling you the latest ‘wunder bra’. So I am probably the kind of person whom these feable minded people think I need plastic surgery. I dont feel ugly, and i am not overweight either.

Nor do I give a stuff about not being a coke snorting model like Naomi Campbell* ‘was’ and got an press injuction despite being famous and going to “stop smoking drugs meetings” or the latest fallen model … and Indeed yes i am poorer than Kate Moss but somethow people like plastic surgeons think im unhappy because I dont smoke coke.

So you should now realise that I will not offend your eyes advertising because the media, and plastic surgeon have decided I am ugly, and no I wont be robbing you to pay for my coke habbit, or offering you paid sexual services (without a condom near Kings Cross station) and give you an std/hiv.

That song you should be singing along to this blog post is as follows.

Barbie Girl,Aqua (Aquarius)

Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha!I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
my boobs are plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
my boobs are plastic, it’s fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I’m a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I’m your dollie
You’re my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours, oooh whoa

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
my boobs are plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Co ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
my boobs are plastic, it’u Cotic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world my boobs are plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh

– Oh, I’m having so much fun!
– Well, Barbie, we’re just getting started!
– Oh, I love u Cody Weeks

So heres one for the all the plastic surgeons reading this

I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
my boobs are plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Perverts those British Plastic Surgeons.

That was fun.
* Naomi’s drugs must good, she last had her flunkies update the website in 2004.

20 responses

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  2. Bloody hell B! You get one comment a year then suddenly, this! Nicely controversial. By the way, you’re beautiful. You do realise that, don’t you?

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