Being an urbane ape in the center of london (camdem) i was unaware that essex had bridges that there where toll roads like dart-charge.co.uk. I only know of this as one hit the zoo’s spam filters where i examined it from the safety of a linux console.
The thing failed and was sent from Brazil which is a long way from essex.
The email mostly consisted of a virus laden microsoft windows attachment (see how microsoft love you spending money de-infecting computers is not part of there tco costs) which you can assume is not what it says it is.
At least i know essex has bridges now.