Watford home to kinky secrets – shush

Watford is the border* between the north and the south in england and other than that it appears even the Scottish know of sex parties in Watford that we apes in London zoo are not allowed to know about.

superIt involves a super injuction (my blog) which is not a judge in a cape and tights but a bottle of olive oil, a children’s paddling pool and Elton John and his family and some other people for providing real sex toys not plastic ones.  How the rich live.

Since clearly its ok that only england and wales should not be made aware of this but the rest of the world does know and while i dont honestly give a stuff about that kind of ‘news’ i am glad i know because we monkeys are not supposed to know.

onlygayinthevillageIf David Furnish who is Mr Elton John’s wife or something likes that kind of thing then good for him.  Perhaps Watford and its locations are a kinky hotspot so something worth a visit even for the Welsh with there only gay in the village rather than simply show your passport at.

But i bet the japing ape who is a blogger knows more about that than i do.  Pass it on.

*i jest

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