Bloggers and that ‘ya’ thing dream.

sparkleBananaas in the Falklands has no desire to write a book, or a screenplay aimed at anybody including the teenage market which is or ‘was’ apparently ‘hot’ until the money stopped after all its been done a lot.

Why is Bananas jaded ? no because she lives in a monkey enclosure and sees humans every day but for same reasons such as

  • do you really want to write a derivative work of harry potter and twlight as you know that ‘sells’.
  • you cannot write what you mean (no sex please i’m writing for teenagers), and you might be considered racist/sexist/chimp** if you do not have a race and gender mix including the ‘deviants’*** and then the bible thumpers still wont read it.
  • Your monster cannot fill just one book, you have to write three*  – quality will go down
  • Hollywood might take your idea and screw it up, professional writers also suffer from this too your going to have upset readers, or some other reason to regret it

So next time i see a visitor and somebody says i want to be a ya author are you feeling well ? Mind you with wordpress being a poor reading place  – click this, go there i have not seem to ran into wannabe writers as i once did.

Anyhow at least that fad is over

* so much for brevity ** i joke  but you get idea no monkeys then its not inclusive. *** deviant in this case means anything offensive to Christians who ban books from schools in america for being unwholesome.

 

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