Cake is not something we apes in the zoo like (not the clickly i approve of things measurement) but the cake from here (my blog) is back in the news and its not from food poisoning.
What is it about sugary pink things that that turns ‘professional’ bakers into rabid religious loonies worldwide ? Even that swearing f**king chef on television had a crazy baker ‘client’ who even i a non watcher of television somehow heard about. Perhaps not enough buggery in there local church ?
At least chav cake is ok apparently (my blog). But who knows maybe sexual innuendo is another line professional bakers won’t cross and stop making cakes for chav’s too.
I think rape and sexual assault are good ideas for that mentioned cake tv program perhaps a group of perverted catholic professionals should also be on the judging team when it changes channels.
Quite why cake is deemed ok for some but others by bakers baffles me and why it went to another court proves that sexually assaulting amateur bakers on tv is required. Im sure there’s a priest available for that.
I suggest Ivan Payne and ex Cardinal Keith O’Brien who should do the business on this show.
I will try and refrain from mentioning cake for a couple of months. I cannot guarantee it.