A windows 10 tale of woe and despair including British India

A pissed off zebra

A pissed off zebra

As a last resort the giraffe enclosure here in the zoo sent a message via the bush telegraph to us apes for fix there computer. A microfilter was handed over by us in the monkey house and an hour later i happened to be near so I popped into the giraffe enclosure – bananas is brave like that.

I was presented with a crap NEW hp laptop ruining windows ten which did not ‘work’. God i hate windows 10 and any microsoft (microshit) products.  How the fuck somebody thought that was a great os at ms must have been smoking something amazing

Anyhow …

Email was the main problem, and that was it appears to be a microsoft induced version of hell as a email client, and synchronising stuff took forever thanks to British Telecom but that i think is down to a slow computer as our linux stuff seemed ok.

I was not the first on the scene – family where, a helpful library idiot and british telecom had been and failed to sort things out or change any settings.

But the internet connection was embarrassingly slow and no speed test websites rendered in internet explorer, much to my embarrassment.  The hub gave out an rfc1918 c address

The adverts where horrible.

If i worked for BT i would be ashamed of the service they provided. any view of HP being not negative too is bizarre.

Sisyphus is still a role model

Sisyphus is still a role model

However i turned off a few things, got some email that Microsoft had lost back and got printer queue clear.  Which is more than you say for Family,Library or corporate ‘help’.

I suppose it does work but not something i could recommend.  But the money upgrades must be a plus piont for the corporates soon.

If that is the average persons internet experience then both HP and BT plc hate the internet as a thing.

If your an advertiser and wonder why people block adverts then buy windows 10 and run it on a bt broadband connection your soon come to a conclusion.

by golly but...

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