An Indian called ‘dave’ rang the monkey house and told us our non existent*** Microsoft pc is telling him it has errors. I was naturally overjoyed to hear this this great news about this problem.
So being a nice monkey who values retards who give us good news i decided to waste six minutes of his time after all Microsoft employees and partners clearly should be thanked for this kind of work i mean we did not know we even had a microsoft os running on computer
There was more hiss* (my blog) than dave who cannot comprehend that a phone might be a computer – big brown beige computers are suppose still a thing somewhere i guess..
Since i was unwilling to find this non existing pc in the monkey house, and knowing that the phone (my blog) was fine as I asked if the phone had a problem and as it was not a computer and so not sending errors the Indian called dave blocked the non existent windows computer from sending errors for free.
A solution that suited us perfectly, but they dont have to waste our time by phoning us next time.
Thank you Microsoft** you and your crooked partners.(my blog) you did good today – keep up this stellar work
*a pun ** aka Microshit *** Schroedingers cat might mean it could exist i suppose – anybody have a box ?