All the beta female apes are likely to go missing from the monkey house today and will probably end up in the zoo’s security office where the horse racing is on. Not because they like horse racing but because of the hats.
The apes in question strangely never wear hats. If you can explain this bonkers thinking, i offer a banana skin prize which you can collect from the zoo.
I also am aware that hooligans like horse racing recently whether or not there gypsies and there for there usual troublemaking was not specified but when a huge fight starts perhaps not all is well with the world of betting and horses.
If you can derive any logic from this well your doing better than i am.