Oh my – and as seen on bbc news

Douglas Adams wrote a book about a ship full of telephone cleansers* (once a job still one now?) and other people like hairdressers – I will not spoil it the books humour but if he was alive today i think this ‘person’ would be joining them.

As seen on the bbc (my blog).  Clearly somebody who will cure cancer in the morning and  invent the fusion reactor and eat a banana at teatime.

*wired handsets in offices.

Netflix religous bullshit ahoy

Since it is supposed to be easter* here lets go have a look a weirdos who believe in a odd world view and what’s on netflix (my blog) for these crazy people.  The title below is kind of known to you either as a book or tv.

If i was being uncharitable one might describe the film below as a chic flick.    For those of you who keep up to date it seems such films are to be banned from the streaming service.

The red tent

imdb: tt3068894 was a view here in the monkey house I was a little confused by its old testament vibe with new testament attitudes dealing with those famous handmaidens (my blog).

Made in 2014 it seems many religious apologists would happily go along with such thinking even today.

Anyhow enough of those gender separating sharing people i think and i am not speaking of mormons (my blog) whom also do this stuff. Utah is a government welfare queen state

I suppose this is an apologists version of the Attwood book.  Still creepy.

*it always seems to move for reasons best known to crazy people

tv poverty porn bites the debt collectors back

Civil court enforcement is pretty boring but also makes interesting poverty porn for television (my blog) featuring places like Jaywick. which come to mind as been as seen on tv and famous for camera crews so much so it even went overseas.

The tv bailiffs come across as either decent  or on the whole nasty power trip officious (youtube –  crimebodge) people dealing with the least able to cope and there circumstance not of there usual making with a third party involved – government.    This is not to say that debt collectors are not needed for there is always a second hand car dealer to justify some of them.

Since it is bard to miss this output being on repeat most weeks and series in double digits further restrictions it appears will now be put on these people.as the result here is detrimental to the industry perhaps poverty porn and tv is not a good fit for the debt collection industry and private rented sector.

citizen may the children’s entertainer

After all if you shine a light under rock…  Another surprise here is this is law coming from a right wing party.

I imagine quite a few people are rather unhappy with the people on the telly.

Samsung and the lost free email address

A zoo guest broke an older android samsung tablet, bought another and then demanded it be connected to the monkey houses wifi.  – we obliged

So i got the tale that her new email address had to change since her last one was borked by the defective tablet and apparently nobody could restore it to the new one despite attempts by younger members of her family to transfer it – i was not involved.

I do hope gmail does not run out of email addresses in the way samsung and end users treat it.   Quite what means for social media and marketing is also bad news

Since the device was deemed dead it appears that transferring stuff from one old tablet to another is a lost skill for the average person.  Anyhow that seems to be the disposable culture of android also translated to ‘data’

Not sure many will like that after all is she a new user of the same web thingys or a old returning one.   Leave your thoughts below.

My little suicide bomber star wars toy now with new ak47 accessory (Shamima Begum)

it appears that Shamima Begum (my blog) was issued an ak47 assault rifle and worked for Deash which the sjw journalists failed to mention preferring to think she was a willing ‘comfort/sex worker’ for terrorists i read in the daily rowandian yester’day.

If ‘she’ was a star wars figurine in sjw disney/lucasfilm no doubt she come with a big gun. eg:

Shamima Begum star wars action figure

After all the force is female and as star wars toys are at least 70% off (my blog) when i looked yesterday** it is certainly safe to state Disney made sjw action figures .  If only females, muslims and sjw’s’ bought them.  Which it seems they did not.

I wonder how good she (Begum) is with the ak47 in real life.   She sounds like the perfect kind of New Zealand citizen (my blog).

I would also like to remind you all i am at least two films ‘behind’* and have not been in a cinema for a very long time.   Anyhow that is enough for today.

*eg not something i will pay for. **no i did buy any – disney shareholders be aware

amazon music

london stab proof ear defenders

Came with prime (my blog) so i found my summer weight bluetooth things * attached them to my ears and streamed stuff.

Quality wise it worked well and on linux so the drm is not just for windoze users.

  • Mozart on cd streamed sounded awful – my recording is better and i am not an audiophile who buys special $1000 cables (my blog).
  • More (but not a lot of) Brian Eno (my blog) who is always out of stock on his website – i guess you cannot buy his records in any form.
  • I did not listen to popular songs – can’t judge that there is a lot of it
  • I kind of enjoyed Suzzane Vega’s stage thing (my blog) but would not buy it and if i did it would not be direct from amazon – making prime less economic as well.
  • There are some artists i got a better sample of there work – no new favourites
  • Lacking in areas like Philip Glass (my blog).
  • There curated lists and well known jazz seem quite well put together.

The music thing is only part of the content  but i found nothing deemed worthy of paying for on top of.    I am wary that mp3’s wont play and dont wish to deal with idiots who say it works on windoze  only and they have to exist in amazon.

I was entertained for a day during the trial but was not appealing enough to continue with (my blog) after all i did not want prime to start with

I guess if you like autotuned made for tv talent show music (my blog) and ed sheeran  it is probably a good idea but here since i dont like that stuff you know what i think about prime music

If you love Ed Sheeran  then tell me why below, as usual i offer a used banana skin for the best comment which you can collect from the zoo here at the monkey house.

*i have a wired pair that are good in the winter [warmer]

The Julian Assange question

Is a mess which the swedish left wing helped the ring wing, and with planes being inspected breaching diplomatic protocols it is no wonder Snowden remains where he does.

As to Ecuador well there also not the paragon on free speech they once wished to be.

Governments and the left wing in Sweden do like there secrets.  What that means for a free press is doomed.  Perhaps we do need Russia and China  to keep the West ‘free’.


“PARDON”, or galactic background noise.

galactic background noise.

The security office tv was beginning to play up and even radio sounded like universe had just big banged once again where once there was radio station all there be was hiss.

Then the  crappier tv channels started pixelating weeks before , then the other medium strength dvb signals (my blog) went and then nothing was seen.  Even the fm signal disappeared and as most dab radios (my blog) are shit that would have gone even earlier.

So being a responsible ape I  found our spare signal booster and called a professional being I did not have the right connectors being different to what was there..

It is nice to be able to listen to radio without being very loud as the signal strength was diminished.  To be honest it gives a good idea of value of television when your booster/multiplexor begins to die..