The missing barcode

Whilst collecting our copy of the daily Rwanda the shop noticed  that it was sans the barcode as part of the paper was ‘missing’.

This certain provided the newsagent with a conundrum as a number of newspapers could not be bought as deemed by the pos system.

Carol Beer little britain says computer said no

It was interest to notice that another condition of retailing can shut down a days trading on missing stock now include the barcode, and no electricity.

I thought it was interesting.

 

Ladies day and beta female apes

pony boy

All the beta female apes are likely to go missing from the monkey house today and will probably end up in the zoo’s security office where the horse racing is on.  Not because they like horse racing but because of the hats.

lizzards mam

The apes in question strangely never wear hats.   If you can explain this bonkers thinking, i offer a banana skin prize which you can collect from the zoo.

I also am aware that hooligans like horse racing recently whether or not there gypsies and there for there usual troublemaking was not specified but when a huge fight  starts perhaps not all is well with the world of betting and horses.

If you can derive any logic from this well your doing better than i am.

A thugs politician Sadiq Khan (mayor of london)

This amused us apes

It seems that if we vandalise trains (bbc not here)  and die* then Sadiq Khan will come to say nice words about our ‘art’.

Stabbing and moped robbery (my blog) is another issue here in London and i am sure Mr Khan gives a glowing reference to all knife and moped crime offenders.

I suppose it is one way to get votes.   I think we know enough.

*shit happens

dsl microfilters going boom

The microfilter (pictured) died on one of the zoos telecom demarcation points having tried to resolve it and failing with everything else getting a reboot i decided to replace the last thing being the microfilter.

Then our internet connection stopped intermittently waiting ….. and became something reliable once more.

It does go through a surge adaptor but somehow did not protect it.

There was lightening recently (well when i write this) as our services are mostly underground but the telecoms are not i guess that is what did the damage.

Nothing else got damaged so in a way it did its job and as the filters are not expensive i would rather replace that than have to replace routers.

turn it off and on again

With idiots like the below

postfix-zoo1/smtpd[*]: NOQUEUE: reject: RCPT from unknown[114.143.*.*]: 554 5.7.1 Service unavailable; Client host [114.143.**] blocked using bl.spamcop.net; Blocked – see http: / /  http://www.spamcop.net/bl.  shtml?114.143.**; from=<caroline****@****.nhs.uk> to=<isomebody@zoo> proto=ESMTP helo=<[114.143.**]>

hi ive no flucking clue what you want but you pressed f1

Questions

  • It is 2018 no reverse dns – it is a bit advanced i guess for microsoft servers
  • Its also been flagged by spamhaus, reputation wise i trust them more than idiots in charge of nhs it

Oh well it is nice to feel superior

Turning it off and on again will help

Road repairs in the wilderness (or the suburbs)

no value.

Professors (my blog) road was being resurfaced – or ‘patched’ after god knows how many years since it was last done four decades or so ago.

Very Bumpy is one way to describe it, the people doing it (no women) seemed to professor to be removing layers and layers of temporarily fixes by the utility companies before recycling the same stuff back on the road.  There is more gain of road stock so maybe that was the reason free stock of road material.

According to professor they have done a good job but once again there are way too many holes to do in the time scheduled.

I wonder how much bad roads cost hospitals ‘extra’ and create waste due to car tyre damage* etc despite the fact that road funding via petrol and car tax motorists pay never seems to get spent** on the roads until deemed desperately needed by some civil servant who probably did it out of self interest.

It makes sense to government for crap roads apparently.  Professor and the monkey house dont understand governmental humans   Idle hospitals wont do, or i suppose everybody should start driving land rovers.   The question then would be why pay road tax

*easy add air to tyre, bad new tyres, ** they prefer aircraft carriers (my blog) for some reason  – since it does not use roads.

where is Tommy Robinson and why it matters

If you are a uk media ‘professional’ then this man is not worth reporting on because you like being suppressed.

We know what you will not tell us, so next time newspaper reporters bang on about being a free press remind them about this where is Tommy Robinson now and not in several months time.

You may dislike him, like him, or alternatively class him as a human , whatever your view that does not matter but if you ask the question would you mind being disappeared by the state and the media no questions asked.

sjw

Whether this is a lie, an omission or a threat the uk media certainly do not seem to be good at there jobs perhaps this is non news is really fake news to the journalists.

I wonder what dress the latest royal family member wore today that must be real news.

Ireland gets civilised (not the north).

Well that was a surprise (my blog)

I guess the uk (not northern ireland)  will see a reduction* in abortions now.

Those weirdos (my blog) north of the border do look even more retarded.

Whatever your view on the matter (its not forced on you) it seems Ivan Payne’s (my blog) friends lost.

Well done Ireland.

*catholic hypocrisy – being a large number of irish citizens and thus  skewing the statistics.