brand name marketing screw ups – pizza express prince andrew crisps

Prince Andrew – queen and sleep inducer

Pizza flavoured crisps including the extra spicy [my blog] ones became a topic of opinion here in the zoo, reports of them from the zoo staff where mostly disgusting inn terms of taste.

That’s after Prince Andrew made them famous with Ghislane (maxwell) and Brian who strangled himself to death apparently.

It is another blow to the owners of a well known restaurant chain here in the uk who have a royal hot and spicy endorsement royal endorsement as well who it seems must be the only fan of the said crisp flavour

The zoo staff also mention that they have seen bags of these discounted even in covid-19 food shortage britain who do have some other weird flavours so it appears princce andrew is not a popular lesser royal even with his sexual antics as a ladies man who does not suck toes which many know as the key to any princesses heart [my blog].

While the sale to the crisp firm might make it look good financially for the pizza restaurant firm does it not stop visits to there restaurants from it’s royal fan.

Matthias Rath – who causes the death of 300,000 south africans a year from hiv aids.

Perhaps extra hot flavour is royal viagra’ for those Epstien escorts so is perhaps mis-marketed as food but a herbal medicine* [my blog].

Anyhow if only they offered helicopter deliveries [my blog].   Im sure they would soon have run out of stock.

I think the zoo staff might send Andrew a packet to autograph.

Its amazing what i can do with a packet of crisps as a topic.


greetings from bury park,sarfraz mansoor – or pakistani importation

This was free book and now apparently a film probably funded by the luvies in the filmm indusry and this light tome i thought worth a skim..

Sarfraz Mansoor is best described as an inept media studies person who only got the job because of his heritage* and is kind of western as he likes Bruce Springsteen  that seems to be about the only thing.  Quite how Springsteen being an american is ‘british’ is a gymnastic exercise for your brain.

Anyhow if Springsteen is white and thus english seems a strange concept.

I was amazed what you can buy.

I guess there is a market for that – well done that ad agency.

Arranged marriages, family abuse in pakistan (my blog) and pissing on the street are tales from Luton so you could argue that buying a vauxhall car is benefiting pakistan more than anybody else.

It could be argued here that Mansour is complicit in being pro-western only for himself and not for his sisters who had to be honourable.  Mind you his thought crime is probably enough for any future visits to pakistan to get him on death row so don’t expect a lot.

I am not sure how liking Bruce Springteen makes you western, based on that logic if you like curry your an indian. drinking scottish whisky makes your scotttish deepy offensive to the natives.

You may have a different impression of this biography  if so comment.

A ‘diversity’ read and unrated but if i where you i would not.

*blessed be the bbc and the guardian.

Leah Cordice the evil lady rapist/paedophile

So lets talk female rapists [my blog] and lets meet Leah Cordice [bbc] who is new.

A babysitter Cordice has been detained for 30 months after having a 13-year-old boy’s baby. Judge Clarke added the victim, now 16, had suffered “chronic insecurities” over the offences

Funny that if male got that sentence womens rights campaigners would be screaming bloody murder.   Oh the fairer of the sex does get away with it.

Those evil women.

Benefits of covid-19 – lets see an upside

Really gay and corrupt

News reaches the monkey house that the crappy gay song contest [my blog] or eurovision is cancelled and so britain won’t be last* not that it honestly matters except for the consistency.

I really do not care but as the qualifications for being in eurovision means its a fat transexuals only affair according to the intersectional politics totem pole and there’s a enough of them about to laugh at and make the tv broadcasters happy for diversity points which is what makes a tv producer happy.

How do you spot a gay person – ask them about eurovision in depth and if there champions on the topic then it has been confirmed.

As this thing is a joke it was not the reason why brexit happened.

Anyhow since after there sixty seconds of fame most of these very talented people you never hear from again apart from vague recollection that  there gay or special somehow and move on to more important stuff like have we enough bananas this week.

winnie the pooh for some

Alas they will probably run the competition next year – thank you chinese communist party for covid-19 this year, but  can you release covid-20 next year too but target fat ‘gay’ singers instead.

Apart from what i blog about this subject feel free to ask questions in comments but dont expect your gaydar to tingle with the response. Your cope until next year when a fat indeterminate sex person [not ‘british’**] wins the competition with a song about two gay cockroaches who got exterminated.

*a probability, in football the worst team is often considered the strongest as a joke.  ** the independent nations of scotland and wales are not bothered to enter this competition either and they have football teams.

fire tv wifi ghost connects to other televisions

galactic background noise.

I have not said much about professors fire tv thing [my blog] since and apart from being confusing being on the hdmi interface and the wall of adverts making it hard to find apps it has not been a great success but has its uses.

Its screen mirroring is weird as other tv’s pick it up as a mirrored device.

Its a kind of odd behaviour in screen mirroring.

rosie’s got a brand new travel screwdriver

I was asked to look at a broken plug with all the bits that had fallen off it and discovered it was in fact a travel adapter plug hiding a european plug inside*. It had no earth [my blog] but earthed mostly missing from many electrical devices  these days

I kind of fixed it but i wonder if rosie the riverter carries a screwdriver in her travel luggage to convert it.

*identity issues ?

we are all going on a cat hunt*

So while i was out and about during covid 19 should you be reading this in the future** a woman shouted if i had seen any cats although i assume not this sort [my blog].

Being sod all traffic and lots of foxes about i bet a fox likes to eat cat when available.

I said no and collected the daily rowandian.  I am afraid to say i have not seen any lycra wearing humans dressed as cats either.  Have you?

If you have then drop a comment

*not to be mistaken for a childrens book which made it to tv and is a christmas thing. **hello you last human

Food waste vermin and taco’s

Some urban animal got into professors waste box and got at the food waste.   They made  a mess but with no easy street food waste currently i guess it was going to happen.

The taco sleeves went bad in the original plastic wrapping developing a nice black mold and where unopened

Having opened the packaging even the vermin disliked the mold.

Its strange that even taco’s go moldy

A funny story about a politicians child James Abbott Thompson.

Bananas loves this best kept secret about Diane Abott who despite being power to the people and all that jazz [my blog] instead privately educated her son mentioned below and probably pulled some strings to get a top civil service job with ism’s threats.

She has also called the police racist so i wonder how reflects about having a racist child [my blog] herself.

Lets meet James Abbott Thompson [not here]

The terrified Labour MP begged police for help as James Abbott-Thompson, 28, threatened her by claiming he had a gun in his dressing gown.

Abbott-Thompson pleaded guilty in a remote hearing to carrying out 12 assaults as well as racially aggravated criminal damage, making threats and exposing himself.

On November 7, Abbott-Thompson launched into a racially abusive attack on another female nurse and smashed her glasses.

Cambridge graduate Abbott-Thompson had been tipped for a top job in the Foreign Office but he became hooked on crystal meth.

Somehow if you missed this gem your not alone as this is a media non reporting matter and Abbot’s threats to the mainstream media mean it needs more air.

Pass it on comrade.

I think you  can figure out the rest