ape boobs and the plastic surgeon in a van

I do not think a lot of plastic surgeons (my blog) but walking back from the library one day i saw a van with a sign on it stating they where plastic surgeons and i thought it quite amusing do they do boob jobs and stuff while you wait ?

Reading further it was something to do with building management and repair.  Are buildings getting boobs now ?

These buildings are getting a bit vain these days.  I feel sorry for barbie having to compete with buildings now.

Islam immigrants in europe and civility

Islam is a dark ages religion and what is concerning is that the civility of europe means it is losing to dark ages fanatics who seem to wish export dark age thinking.

I read that some jihad lovers have been caught in Iraq with tenuous ties to the the uk via kuwait, the death penalty has been apparently approved for these fine terrorists without uk legal interventions.

Let us hope that this change to pro death penalty stance in the uk stops here does not sour the rest of the west precedent wise for instance  Lindsay Sandiford (wikipedia). Who while probably is guilty shows one instance where the dark ages affects the more enlightened in europe – i am sure other example can be found should you seek them out.

The vile scum* in question are certainly not nice people or adverts for multiculturalism but show islams real face it is also an attack on liberal values and now a point to be  against islamic immigration to the west when homosexuality is deemed only 70% acceptable in London by muslims you kind of get the point about these peace loving faith followers.

*a pop band from the the 1960’s

eu got to be kidding me

citizen may the children’s entertainer

The zoo had some eu domains* and they are to be withdrawn within a year or so was the plan with brexit going sideways with the childrens entertainer at the helm.   Its a lot of work for me and the zoo which i have already done/.

One is basically a secondary mx, the other is used by users.

So I and my users had to

  • buy new domains
  • move email
  • create dns zones
  • sign the zones
  • redirect  mailstores
  • add mail servers
  • web things
  • etc

So all of a sudden i have a shit load of stuff to do.  Domains are more popular then they used to be but i got some good replacements cheaply.  In a couple of hours i got a basic dns zone setup that has a slave which i can change registar nameservers to.

I have to delete a number of zone file records in the existing zones too

Fuck you if voted to leave and enjoy Mays balloon animals.

*since 2008 or whenever they got released.

Shareholder registars employ retard genuises

One ape has shares (my blog) and with a change of domain required*  it meant updating and a letter with a code to unlock the rest of the unneeded features, being the ape had a number of different shares they have no idea what share the code is for.

Technically this is angels dancing on a pinhead until the right account is used so this could go on for weeks and weeks before they get one right along with letters saying the account was accessed wrongly.

Sisyphus is still a role model

If only they put the name of share firm on the letter.

Somehow that code will never be entered i think.   Making electronic shareholder communication irrelevant.

Mind you those three companies that do shareholder services still manage to get there email classed as spam, so email gets nulled.

Special people sigh

*more at another date.

the summer climate

Yeah its the tempest

As an expatriate Rwandan hill ape 23 centigrade is a nice temperature but here in the zoo it is strange that after a spell of good weather 23c feels cold at night.

This is not a complaint, it will soon be cold and the rain will come but it is strange how we perceive ‘nice’ after a time.

I do not object to the british climate.


A funny story about bricks & mortar retail

It is grim on the british high street and else where with once famous names withdrawing from the high street/city center.

There not doing great, mind you with identity kit shops, high cost of getting there by bus,train or congestion charge add at least £ 5 to the cost of going there.  I wonder why online and out of town with free parking does better.

It is not all the consumers fault  – toys r us now defunct had  a crooked accountant, although there stock of star wars toys might not have helped (my blog) thanks to disney.

Delivery by shops to homes is not an internet first, america proved (my blog) it as a model with the expanding rail system in the 1800’s   It fell out of favour here in the uk in the 1950’s until mail order got big again.

This actually happened as told by professor to us

So professors s/o went shopping but it was carnival time unknown to her and the car park was soon closed after arriving.    It was decided best to leave before after seeing the official with the key and so no money was spent or otherwise get stranded* for a day or two..

While events like that may bring people in they also drive people out.

So next time you hear a whiny retailer complain…….

*plus parking fines too.

international android phone ‘fun’

Professors significant other visited the monkey house complaining that the phone (my blog) did not work with international calls and data – something i have tried to fix by getting transfer codes but she wont change suppliers or ask the sim card supplier about these problems. – it works locally.

As usual ‘wifi’ got the blame which is innocent, the routers used have no ip blocks or triggered rpz zones (my blog) either.

This is something due to whatsapp not working  but neither the phone or the wifi is at fault. – i have no clue about whatsapp but then i am no smart phone ‘guru’ who if called a genus who charge you $400 to fix an iphone due to bad design.

After being badgered to fix i discovered that the bloody thing was set to airplane mode by them

Is it cynical to laugh ?

Smart phone users sigh.

Amesbury and chemical weapons

Amesbury fashion at the moment

It is interesting to note that chemical weapons (my blog) once claimed as safe and one use only has caused a second problem instead of killing a russian spy nearby it has now gone for some neer do wells somehow.

I am not sure the russian military would be that incompetent (my blog) after all things like that can be traced but it reveals that perhaps these compounds are best not kept by anybody

Politicians might need an villain and insist upon creating them but i do wonder perhaps instead of blaming men in uniforms we instead blame the politicians for there fear of dissent for after all no politician ever is wrong.

It dismisses the states message that one dose of x makes war cleaner* and ready for peace.  The medical effects on the unhealthy interesting  even after the supposed clean up**  but the economic loss to the affected area is something else to think on.

You might argue that chemical weapons have become a bit useless for the design does not appear to do what the thing is supposed to do.   There might be resistance to that from the politician class.

Somebody released it and i bet they knew some politicians.

*gencide now available  in a can from johnson & johnson a family company **these weapons do not usually see use.

Mating season in Wimbledon

Just before i pressed the netflix button this week (i am really up to date for a change) I noticed that the tennis was on, although with a bottleneck of other sports events** on at the same time i wonder if its appeal is limited now.

The females on or off drugs (my blog) where doing the usual grunting (my blog).

The united kingdoms only hope* quit before it started so it seems tennis is a minority interest sport. Funny that.

*-scottish ** the kgb has yet to round up or hospitalize the england football team.