Ladies day and beta female apes

pony boy

All the beta female apes are likely to go missing from the monkey house today and will probably end up in the zoo’s security office where the horse racing is on.  Not because they like horse racing but because of the hats.

lizzards mam

The apes in question strangely never wear hats.   If you can explain this bonkers thinking, i offer a banana skin prize which you can collect from the zoo.

I also am aware that hooligans like horse racing recently whether or not there gypsies and there for there usual troublemaking was not specified but when a huge fight  starts perhaps not all is well with the world of betting and horses.

If you can derive any logic from this well your doing better than i am.

Derryck John thug of the year

Derryck John

Avoid this scumbag and his unidentified criminal friends who he did not give up*.

John, of Croydon, (my blog( pleaded guilty to six counts of throwing a corrosive liquid with intent to “disable, burn, maim, disfigure or cause grievous bodily harm”, two counts of robbery and four counts of attempted robbery.

He deserves more than ten years, and a few more – scumbag of 2017 winner i think unless you don’t think eyesight is valued

*is he being paid to keep quite still

Aha another monkey rapist out of the closet

christian absintence requires a monkey to rape

Bananas in the Falklands was reading and the Germans have consficated a Mr Justin Bieber’s monkey wile visiting that fine country.

I believe that he is described as a Christian musician who has recently acquired a potty mouth and so he joins the tanks of Wacko Jacko who also loved to rape an ape.  We apes are on the case.

At least we all know that christian abstinence requires a monkey and an act of bestiality.

The monkey house flag in the flowerpot issue

The monkey house here at the zoo has a flower pot and on odd occasions as dictated by the alpha ape we stick a flag in it.  The flag a union jack is small envelope size and seems to keep our alpha happy.

Apparently in Belfast in Northern Ireland such display is a cause of riots by the human underclass.   Its humorous in a sense as they certainly have no concept of globalisation (my blog)  and the fact that many corporate entties really dont give a stuff about the nation state.

Not all northern ireland folk are feral but certainly with the funny views of a flag* it seems very much stupid issue to get ‘upset’ at.  Rather glad these feral weirdos dont visit the zoo and vandalise the flower pot**.

* prior to 1800 to win on a battlefield all you had to do was capture the colours of some army term for a group of men and you where declared the winner.  ** please keep the monkey house tidy.

Soccers and sports ugly side aka the Ched Evans effect

Wags in need of a Ched  rape

As Bananas in the Falklands hates sport and sports people, who better to expose these persons as stupid than both Chedwyn Michael Evans whom is rapist and who both his family and his Sheffield United supporters wished to name the victim.

Fellow cave dwellers who might have no idea who he is, and how he came to be mentioned (bbc).but this just illustrates how vile ‘supporting’ a football team can become.

Apparently it is not just a game.

The perception of Hillsborough

Dont take my picture you evil terrorist picture taker you

Hillsborough is a football stadium, football (or soccer for the americans) has a an attitude problem even to this day and when 96 people died by crushing to death a long time ago in the past.

It is easy to blame the both the organisers, who with there police ‘helpers’ kept the ‘peace’ ** in hindsight while ignoring the culture of football and its hooligans back then.

Some supporters of football then only went for the fight and with two regional tribes or religions* that causes problems to this day when they meet on a game fixture date.

Hillsborough is something that has screwed up many including Rupert Murdoch and his paid informants (my blog). Many in the labour party or liverpool area see it as class warfare and attack tool not a means to do anything about it..

Those people seem to forget that both Blair and Brown (apparently of the labour party) ignored there pleas and it took the ‘evil’ other party to admit mass wrongdoing from the then non-political civil servants whom now be dead, retired or something else based on the age of the wrongdoers and as the senior officers are now dead seems say much..

Indeed Hillsborogh was a herding chickens fuckup by the organisers – but to make it a tribal issue of my party good, yours bad (aka four legs good – two legs bad in orwelian***) forgets that football had an large asbo problem or too in its past that does in no way excuse the white wash of who got originally got blamed but in a way felt logical.

football supporter

People who see just the wrong or only the tribal issue forget that both sides of debate did not care to raise the issue, i might suggest that with the limited perception neither labour party or the civil servants behind them look as incompetent and still use this issue in base way and not to improve things after a decade in power not addressing the issue.

Funny that mind you perhaps supporting anything leads to ignoring and keeping the sheep chanting the mantra of four legs good..

* celtic and rangers in scotland ** overtime and riot gear *** animal farm, george orwell

We unhappy few …. ferrari and bentley owners

Bentley and Ferari owners apparently look like this while driving.

Living next to a posh*** car dealer (or what you think as posh) near the zoo has its moments.  Most of these are not as nice as you might perceive them to be with noise and other things i won’t detail.

So one Sunday morning the zoo was woken by a nearby incidence with people in uniforms in attendance where also those inspector gadget* noted strobe lights awoke us all** as an number of police ‘resources’ turned up (at least two cars and a van) with whatever the thing was since we where totally ignorant of facts.

Later in the week he came round and said it was domestic dispute with weapons alleged to be involved.

The tale or moral to this is that while the car might look impractical and impress you being say not a ford fiesta like shape these people still have domestic rows  The joys of living in Camden.

The last time somebody had a domestic we heard them while i reading Scott Pilgrim, so it appears things are getting worse rather than better.

* which i assume are standard in all areas with a police force despite the issues noted. oh and  he/she is Banksy really  ** entertainment ? *** change that perception.

Bonus thug/cheater of the day is Josh Booth

Josh Booth is another nice australian  who is a bit rubbish at his olympic sport like Pippa Savage but can drink.  He was arrested for vandalism.  Lets hope it was australian lager.

These sporty people set an example to us right ?

If you like sport then your a rioter like Chelsea Ives (oh i hate sport), plus bonus musing on other idiots.

Spot the rioter named Chelsea Ives

Living in the zoo is a rarified existence, Many know i hate sport and being i am rather late on the shooting of a drug dealer and the ensuing riots in London which as camdem regulars we where aware of, however nobody wanted to loot a tiger and they have to had food, and get past Charlie the head of zoo security.

So we kept to the monkey house and minded our own business just in case some wannabe wacko jacko freak wanted a monkey to have sex with [you think Michael Jackson was not above that?].

I'm robin hood, man in tights, no i am

Bananas was slightly amazed that people where incredibly stupid, i mean do you really post photo of yourself stealing products in a riot, and using your own name in facebook to provoke others to riot as well.  I mean that’s funny even Robin Hood man in tights used an identity, rather than Sir whatever his name.

That brings me to Chelsea Ives who is a sports ambassador for the Olympics next year, who described throwing bricks at the police as the best fun ever.  Since i equate sport to nazis (they also rioted) and nazis liked sport too, and drugs (Max Mosley runs motor sport too)  what does this tell about sporty people  ?

Exactly they are criminals, corrupt and useless as well.   Do we need sport, well look at what it did to Chelsea Ives.  She proved beyond any reasonable doubt that if you do sport your the worst kind of thug, somehow if she wore green tights i doubt she could improve her reputation.

Thank you Chelsea Ives for connecting everything.

Discus.

Kids behind bars

Bbc three has some interesting content at times, after our war Kids behind bars seemed to be worth a visit as well.

It deals with the teen children in england aged between 10-17 who have finally annoyed too many social workers (not easy according to the inspector) and end up in secure accommodation (which is not the place where pc bloggs has to find missing kids from social services care) and where there are more adults than ‘customers*’.  Thus also extremely expensive.

the nike air stab are taken off the market for promoting knife crime in the uk.

The films are interesting and makes some fun at Nike ‘s expense.

The boys are interesting for swearing, fighting and it appears groping lady bits so the many years of Blairs labour (education education, education) have not improved the lot and the people here expect to be busy for a while yet in there state of the art prison with videogames and homemade pointy objects to maim.

It is interesting as I knew a person who re-trained as a zoo keeper after being a teacher in a city where there where families who never have learned to read, he much preferred the zoo to his old job.

The girls are a bit more mental and psychopathic just for fun, be that the drugs or as families of pikey’s** mean its very unlike ‘normal’ or the worst median of ‘normal’. They are more verbal and fatter than the males, and have suicide attempts and pointy things like the boys.  Equality hey.

The last (not seen) deals with the persistent ‘clients’ who won’t change and progress is real adult prison.   It’s very much a one to one ratio for all and interesting for the insight into what our zoo employee would call the worst humans.

That brings me to a book which one day is related to this area, and in itself has a comic tale – however you will have to wait for it as i have.  Mind you since  television is very much into the low rent area it raises the question for me as i channel surfed to find that policemen,immigration officers and a certain actor from a soap exploring the underbelly of society on at 22:00 means something, and maybe not.  Its not like I have an interest in a great deal of the stuff on a television.

* you get the idea. **gipsys