infinite monkeys with typewriters but no content

Yeah its the tempest

Yeah its the tempest

Bananas was in the zoo one sunday and looked at the wordpress blogs i read via the reader as provided in the browser – one stopped sometime last year,and and the other ground to a halt not long after i subscribed to it which explains why i don’t interact with wordpress blogs.  I do read non wordpress blogs which seem more ‘vigorous’.

I don’t understand the lack of stuff in wordpress land, i seem to hover at 110 scheduled posts come most times of the year and that’s with some pruning of drafts say three blogs into one scheduled.  Some posts are very delayed and might entail fifteen hours of my activity if you where such interested

I will not name and shame you for not having typewriter ribbon that has ink for your blog but if i can have 110 posts ready why cannot you comrades of the wordpress collective?

Summer blogging

runningtighstBlogging in the summer is expecting a low audience compared to winter (be it upside down winter, or upside winter) however those equatorial people read blogs all year.*

Maybe i am more boring in the summer or something but it shoots holes in the gamification of blogging.  Since i do not generally write about talentless porn stars, rap stars and not usually monkey rapists (my blog) i know what is a hit and what is not i have no intention of doing that for the numbers but do what i do.

Please do not read this blog posting in the summer. Thank you

*i joke

Strange comments in wordpress land

stockingsBananas does wonder about some comments received here, there was the blogger who was impressed by my phrasing although non wordy themselves was selling used panties or may have been a a mail order russian bride but i suppose even the zoo would get some visitors for that species.

The second are the children who start well but then mention there age and the fact there home-schooled either because there crazy christians since Obama is a black person and government school must be bad – there reasoning not mine before your complain.

I had a look at one of these home school sites as sponsored by that crazy Republican even fox news (my blog) considers to be the Voldemort** that is if home schooled kids are allowed to read such books. Where youtube was the content and wordpress was the html for some reason. Html is not hard to do.


us democrat according to home schooled republican ideology

I learnt from that college was evil and turned victims into communists (honestly comrade thats what ron paul thinks) and so night school is the only ‘safe’ way to be an american that was when the youtube video recorded the sound quite a few of these videos had no audible sound.

I suppose it keeps the republican voter base intellectually retarded.

I also wondered how or if evolution (my blog) was taught be by these people and assumed it was not after all a tank of satan *(my blog) will always get you to church on sunday.

Anyhow i am perfectly fine with attracting an audience of hookers and schoolkids and there deranged parents who think in a unique way.  Do they read this stuff or think hey that ape needs a sex companion and my views on economics means i am going to comment on blogs talking about republican propaganda.


*i joke **known to have taken the mcain child

Bloggers and that ‘ya’ thing dream.

sparkleBananaas in the Falklands has no desire to write a book, or a screenplay aimed at anybody including the teenage market which is or ‘was’ apparently ‘hot’ until the money stopped after all its been done a lot.

Why is Bananas jaded ? no because she lives in a monkey enclosure and sees humans every day but for same reasons such as

  • do you really want to write a derivative work of harry potter and twlight as you know that ‘sells’.
  • you cannot write what you mean (no sex please i’m writing for teenagers), and you might be considered racist/sexist/chimp** if you do not have a race and gender mix including the ‘deviants’*** and then the bible thumpers still wont read it.
  • Your monster cannot fill just one book, you have to write three*  – quality will go down
  • Hollywood might take your idea and screw it up, professional writers also suffer from this too your going to have upset readers, or some other reason to regret it

So next time i see a visitor and somebody says i want to be a ya author are you feeling well ? Mind you with wordpress being a poor reading place  – click this, go there i have not seem to ran into wannabe writers as i once did.

Anyhow at least that fad is over

* so much for brevity ** i joke  but you get idea no monkeys then its not inclusive. *** deviant in this case means anything offensive to Christians who ban books from schools in america for being unwholesome. blogging is becoming unmanagable

inthefleshThe search here sucks, a minimal mb of images under 60mb is also missing stuff i know i have used and not deleted.

Reader is also screwed up with those summaries, apparently i cannot use a down key or a mouse gesture

While gamification might be an aim for wordpress, i feel that something has been let to rot. Apes to the infinite typewriters there’s Shakespeare to be recreated.

MIsunderstandings and comment spam

millsandboonBananas does try to read other wordpress blogs (my blog) but many of those who follow me for reasons best known to themselves for selling dubious seo techniques seem to think i am negative in a spam comment.

Observation wise that’s a judgement call but if everything was fine then this blog would be very boring i guess a funny / ‘happy’ post of mine might be such

I got out of the monkey house today, and i hugged our professor have you hugged a professor recently?.

Which i might do often but i dont bother to tell you all or to do it yourself over hugged professors can be a problem.  But to write such inane shite here seems banal and i guess you would not continue reading such tripe.

Anyhow go hug a chicken and your feel great trust me, but then i may be totally misunderstanding the the thing completely then in that case shooting seo spammers dead en mass seems a total reasonable course of action and that would make me very happy.

blog rss and weird blog author attitudes

are-you-serious-wtf-meme-baby-faceI do read other blogs but i have a problem which is when i subscribe to them either the blog does one of the following.

  1. the blog stops
  2. it goes very silent
  3. the author sort of decides that we subscribers are a problem

So after reading that last point i unsubscribed one blog here in wordpress land.  Look I really dont care that you think we readers of your thing are vile scumbags but you wrote it first and frankly that’s your perception.

So i’m looking for wordpress blogs worth reading, since the ones not on wordpress dont work in wordpress reader which makes the reader a subjective experience .

I dont do this for the numbers since i am part of a tribe of monkeys and honesty i not going to call readers scumbags.  Read what you like not for numbers but the experience.