infinite monkeys with typewriters but no content

Yeah its the tempest

Yeah its the tempest

Bananas was in the zoo one sunday and looked at the wordpress blogs i read via the reader as provided in the browser – one stopped sometime last year,and and the other ground to a halt not long after i subscribed to it which explains why i don’t interact with wordpress blogs.  I do read non wordpress blogs which seem more ‘vigorous’.

I don’t understand the lack of stuff in wordpress land, i seem to hover at 110 scheduled posts come most times of the year and that’s with some pruning of drafts say three blogs into one scheduled.  Some posts are very delayed and might entail fifteen hours of my activity if you where such interested

I will not name and shame you for not having typewriter ribbon that has ink for your blog but if i can have 110 posts ready why cannot you comrades of the wordpress collective?

Summer blogging

runningtighstBlogging in the summer is expecting a low audience compared to winter (be it upside down winter, or upside winter) however those equatorial people read blogs all year.*

Maybe i am more boring in the summer or something but it shoots holes in the gamification of blogging.  Since i do not generally write about talentless porn stars, rap stars and not usually monkey rapists (my blog) i know what is a hit and what is not i have no intention of doing that for the numbers but do what i do.

Please do not read this blog posting in the summer. Thank you

*i joke

Strange comments in wordpress land

stockingsBananas does wonder about some comments received here, there was the blogger who was impressed by my phrasing although non wordy themselves was selling used panties or may have been a a mail order russian bride but i suppose even the zoo would get some visitors for that species.

The second are the children who start well but then mention there age and the fact there home-schooled either because there crazy christians since Obama is a black person and government school must be bad – there reasoning not mine before your complain.

I had a look at one of these home school sites as sponsored by that crazy Republican even fox news (my blog) considers to be the Voldemort** that is if home schooled kids are allowed to read such books. Where youtube was the content and wordpress was the html for some reason. Html is not hard to do.


us democrat according to home schooled republican ideology

I learnt from that college was evil and turned victims into communists (honestly comrade thats what ron paul thinks) and so night school is the only ‘safe’ way to be an american that was when the youtube video recorded the sound quite a few of these videos had no audible sound.

I suppose it keeps the republican voter base intellectually retarded.

I also wondered how or if evolution (my blog) was taught be by these people and assumed it was not after all a tank of satan *(my blog) will always get you to church on sunday.

Anyhow i am perfectly fine with attracting an audience of hookers and schoolkids and there deranged parents who think in a unique way.  Do they read this stuff or think hey that ape needs a sex companion and my views on economics means i am going to comment on blogs talking about republican propaganda.


*i joke **known to have taken the mcain child

Bloggers and that ‘ya’ thing dream.

sparkleBananaas in the Falklands has no desire to write a book, or a screenplay aimed at anybody including the teenage market which is or ‘was’ apparently ‘hot’ until the money stopped after all its been done a lot.

Why is Bananas jaded ? no because she lives in a monkey enclosure and sees humans every day but for same reasons such as

  • do you really want to write a derivative work of harry potter and twlight as you know that ‘sells’.
  • you cannot write what you mean (no sex please i’m writing for teenagers), and you might be considered racist/sexist/chimp** if you do not have a race and gender mix including the ‘deviants’*** and then the bible thumpers still wont read it.
  • Your monster cannot fill just one book, you have to write three*  – quality will go down
  • Hollywood might take your idea and screw it up, professional writers also suffer from this too your going to have upset readers, or some other reason to regret it

So next time i see a visitor and somebody says i want to be a ya author are you feeling well ? Mind you with wordpress being a poor reading place  – click this, go there i have not seem to ran into wannabe writers as i once did.

Anyhow at least that fad is over

* so much for brevity ** i joke  but you get idea no monkeys then its not inclusive. *** deviant in this case means anything offensive to Christians who ban books from schools in america for being unwholesome.