Happy Harold Camping Day!

Harold Camping failed  to meet jesus eight yeas ago

Today marks Harold Camping is overdue an end of the world by eight years.

So lets wish Harold (my blog since deceased) and his cult believers a happy anniversary.  Religion….

Happy Harold Camping day everybody

Happy Harold Camping Day!

Harold Camping failed meet jesus seven yeas ago or return as a zombie

Today marks Harold Camping is overdue an end of the world by seven years (my blog).

Happy Harold Camping day everybody

So lets wish Harold (who has yet to return from the dead and so is also overdue) and his alive cult believers a happy anniversary.    Conrade Harold is a fine example of a crook using religion and his retarded followers who clearly have mental health issues.

So next time some respected religious nut job knows the end of the world do remember Camping .

It should be celebrated every year.


upsetting the indian from the ‘phone company’

kkaran bahree my number one go to indian outsourcing crook

I get a call from zoo reception here in the monkey house  – somebody wants to talk about something ‘technical’.  I wonder what i will be told is broken – Weee…

me: hello

indian guru:(my blog) are you x

me: no i am bananas

indian guru: I’m from the technical bit of the phone company and have detected a problem with your router

me: we dont have internet** just a phone line

indian guru: how do you connect your ipad?

me: we dont have an ipad – is that a notepad with the letter i written on a pad of paper ?

indian guru: click

Problem solved apparently.- do not have either an ipad (my blog) or apple products, or pad of paper* with the letter i written on it and things are fine.

Another problem ‘fixed’.  I deserve a new title or another banana.- suggest one in the comments.  Feel free to ask us questions – satisfaction guaranteed.

*i guess you need 26 pads of paper to write a note, or perhaps at least a noun pad and a consonant pad – joke ** the zoo has internet not me.

new members of staff in the zoo

The zoo has seen an influx in credible pretend new staff members according to our email server logs – all blocked for reasons of being spotted beforehand by reputation or some other fault and rejected.

I will not bore you with he technical details since most of you all use google for email so not really worth blogging upon.

Welcome new staff members i suppose but since they have also to deal with spf dkim and dmarc along with dinssec life is quite hard but it appears that those countermeasures work.

It will be interesting to see if they are directed at us or get a wider use where with one of the above things will also inform us of there activity.

animals, including a chicken to sex

Perhaps i will suggest to the zoo should get these spammers and put them to good use like in feeding the lions after all one can argue that as keen prospective employees there certainly good for something.

Be a shame to waste ‘talent’ like that and fresh meat is always welcome.

Cancer charity scams

Meet Wendy Watson MBE (not here) of National Hereditary Breast Cancer Helpline

Since 2012, the charity’s accounts also show that as little as 2.8% of annual donations has been spent on “charitable activities”, such as running the helpline

No wonder there is no cure for any cancer, its a nice little owner for Wendy Watson and ilk for the pink trademark as well, after all if you cure something you dont need scam artists like Watson MBE.

Think about it.

Mormon film


this man has magic underwear

The host was a film (imdb: tt1517260) that somehow never got a cinema release near the zoo, or if it did it went totally unnoticed.  Anyhow it is by that woman who wrote about rusty sparkly vampires in washington state* which i got to know while Robert Soloway hunting rather than for her mormon values.

So it hit tv and since i know a bit about mormons and there scams (** my blog) after all utah is the capital of us fraud of whom even microsoft used via sco-x (my blog).

Mormons are a bit crazy if you read some of my links and in my head i checked off the loony mormon thinking to the story as it developed.

The film was not very good but is good example of odd thinking of which mormons excel at.

zero mormonic bananas.

* not dc, the rust comes from the rain ** kidnapping children  and then charging for feeding them as well as a ransom

Your sure about that? – funny tales from the logfile

retardI was seeing what issues the zoos servers was having when a ip address from Iran who is made me laugh.

Meet ….

person: Saman Salamat
address: No.3 ,Floor 13 ,Pam Tower , Afrigha Ave ,Tehran , Iran
phone: +989123512096
phone: +982142306
fax-no: +982142306
abuse-mailbox: abuse@systec-co.com
remarks: ------------------------------------------
remarks: | |
remarks: | If you think I am, please read: |
remarks: | http://www.ripe.net/nicdb.html |
remarks: | |
remarks: ------------------------------------------
nic-hdl: SS16680-RIPE
mnt-by: MNT-SSAMAN

frozenBut Fail2ban (my blog) disagrees with you. – So ripe who allocated the ip range are spamming me with your ‘servers’ and i guess you never asked them for an ip range – oh yes that must be true

How you say?  So here is where the amusement begins

policyd-spf[29335]: None; identity=helo; client-ip=; helo=[]; envelope-from=earp03058a@audio-luci.it;

No spf and its from Italy. no wait a minute he is not … them but

connect from unknown [] helo=[];

envelope from= hymer23fcae@terrazasolarium.com;

So no hostname and now a .com is that the same thing as Italy.  Fishy.  Lets ask somebody else about this shall we after all i could be mistaken  – spamhaus says:

NOQUEUE: reject: RCPT from unknown[]: 554 5.7.1 Service unavailable; Client host [] blocked using xbl.spamhaus.org;

So spamhaus knows your spamming – busted Saman Salamat.

It gets better.

warning: Illegal address syntax from unknown[] in MAIL command:

That’s the third email address you tried, and then you can’t send email properly are you suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder ? and then …

improper command pipelining after DATA from unknown[]: QUIT

sausage-v.SMOh dear me Saman problems here now ? i shall be sending Saman Salamat a packet of pork sausages to cure his Dissociative Identity Disorder, i suggest you should too.

Enjoy them and get well soon.