Mondelez in the wild

happy Mondelez customer

Some zoo visitor purchased  cabury (my blog) and i overheard some young visitors to the zoo describe there chocolate as horrible with bits of brightly coloured chewable things and a oreo thing of which being an ape i have no idea what an orea is,

While a need to ‘innovate’ is probably good i do wonder that if the brand will survive.



Really upset youtubers

not seen it

I spent an afternoon listening to political youtubers [not ones i usually watch/[hear]] and gosh the hate for alphabet was universal.  Although comrade Murdoch (my blog) deserves some hate as well.

I picked up a few tips and if these people do migrate off alphabet to pastures new then there ad business will really get a hit. This really does appear to be a problem and while alphabet is the place for kitten videos i do wonder if alphabet and there sjw friends know what there doing.  .

evil james bond cat

Cat videos are not exactly engaging are they?

I do not do video stuff and was genuinely surprised that people see things in such a clear way.  I was glad to have spent some time as it shows that some people get it.

While some google might be still be used it will be clearly lower once it begns to happen and that has got to affect something.

Something that does make me think is why there is no effort to self host video/audio or perhaps that’s a base already covered but is possibly a bit too technical…

If google stops reflecting reality or dislikes it how honest will its future search results be.  A good thought to leave you with.  After all while you can buy a newspaper in a shop the retailer does not care what one you buy as long as they get paid for it.

the angry chef, A Warner

Yep we all be muppets

isbn: 97817866072160 is about food fads like the people who only eat steamed fish* to avoid getting cancer and who then get cancer.

So this is book that delves into the dubious area of food ‘science’ which has huge number of loonies and hollywood stars (my blog) who somehow get attracted to living on air or smelling there poo (my blog).  It is not particularly well written compared with Goldacre (my blog) but since its dealing with people making money rather than advancing science i suppose it will do.

The blog is written in the same style.  It is not completely useless as i got the low down as to why people think white bread is bad its a mentally retarded view..

Matthias Rath – who causes the death of 300,000 south africans a year from hiv aids.

The sugar chapter is also interesting.

Newpaper reporting gets it in the neck too.

The chapters on cancer (my blog) and autism (my blog) are the usual quacks offering hope to retards which is sad but that’s people like Rach  and ilk for you

3/5 bananas

*even in restaurants when it is not on the menu – such people do exist..

Googles (& Alphabet’s) possible missou problem

Google have been in the news recently and they fired somebody for writing some internal words that become public. Now i do not know who leaked it and corporations do like to keep there laundry hidden so one might think shooting the messenger was the right thing to do in that context.

south african claims voodoo is a thing

However in terms of sjw group think* (my blog) i do wonder how working at google/youtube will be perceived by the rest of us.

You might remember  Missou a higher education institution in the US that has a huge sjw problem who believe in racial segregation and since your supposed to learn something rather than just become a sjw which does not command an income and the skill of walking with placard stating “don’t eat chicken” mean its paying customers [students] either think its horribly racist or a very shit place to not learn non sjw stuff.

Gnome [not a height challenged human] but a software project went down the sjw route and recruited the ‘oppressed’ only to find they where not up the job. There’s a reason i don’t use gnome as a window manager even with the Potterang (my blog) doing stuff that could be seen as bad decisions.

Apparently many google staff now don’t feel ok after sjw management chilled the environment way beyond the fridge.

social justice warrior

Now if google can only employ sjw staff from sjw degrees say womens studies and social studies then maybe if you have gmail account you better start backing it up or finding a new email provider.

Another example – good luck talking to a womens studies grad about your technical problem with your aws server.

Own an andriod phone ?

If alphabet management think that going down the missou route and the gnome project will mean world beating stuff that makes them money then good luck to them.  The  world of ideologues might be nice but customers do not all inhabit that world.

anti gay toilet in Sochi Russia

People voted Trump rather than the women with the email server in toilet.

If left leaning Hillary Clinton thinks email is deserved to be sited in a pubic toilet (my blog( then i suppose that should attract females to stem roles.

Things change who is to say that alphabet brands will be  still on the tip of your tongues in the future if they continue.  Hard to use google in China hint hint.

I do not have a crystal ball but this is an interesting read (my blog).

*Sargon was directly mentioned too in another leak. who is neither right or left leaning

the ten a day, up from five a day

great bananas, but the catholic preist raped my children

Fruit & Vegetables are interesting as part of a balanced diet – somebody ‘nutritional‘ (my blog) since has declared that from five items of stuff then should be increased to ten a day.  – Seventy bananas a week.

I guess it soon be twenty.  That is a lot of bananas. One hundred and forty  a week.

There are plenty of quacks and monopolists in vitamin pills and nutrition ‘science’  Perhaps twenty a day will also apply to sugary drinks and chocolate bars* as well.

*the sugar industry is known to bribe nutritionists.

A smoothie recipe for newbies (nice not foul)

shakeYou might have been given a smoothie maker* today so before you hide it in a cupboard never to be seen again (not here) may i suggest you make a banana smoothie (my blog).

In fact you can even use a food mixer for this so you could return your unused new thing, so before you discover the vile combinations of ‘healthy’ vegetables try.

  • one banana
  • small spoon of cocoa powder (non sweetened) – not chocolate but that will do.
  • milk of some description

Older bananas are better than new from the shop as the texture of new bananas can be gassy and a bit like paint in texture.  Quality matters here and shit fruit/ingredients is not going to make you like something as the maker cannot do miracles with rubbish.

An example – Strawberry smoothies need sugar if they are wet and tasteless but it is the wrong time of year for those of you in the north.

Then you can put it away and move on to the next food fad, slow cookers are apparently hot.

*sounds like a teenage sex fad

Oh no yet another post about cake.

pinkcakeCake is not something we apes in the zoo like (not the clickly i approve of things measurement)  but the cake from here (my blog) is back in the news and its not from food poisoning.

What is it about sugary pink things that that turns ‘professional’ bakers into rabid religious loonies worldwide ? Even that swearing f**king chef on television had a crazy baker ‘client’ who even i a non watcher of television somehow heard about.  Perhaps not enough buggery in there local church ?

papist fab! and gay

papist fab! and gay

At least chav cake is ok apparently (my blog).   But who knows maybe sexual innuendo is another line professional bakers won’t cross and stop making cakes for chav’s too.

I think rape and sexual assault are good ideas for that mentioned cake tv program perhaps a group of perverted catholic professionals should also be on the judging team when it changes channels.

Ivan Payne ex priest rapist living in Aderdare, South Wales

Ivan Payne ex priest rapist living in Aderdare, South Wales

Quite why cake is deemed ok for some but others by bakers baffles me and why it went to another court proves that sexually assaulting amateur bakers on tv is required.   Im sure there’s a priest available for that.

I suggest Ivan Payne and ex Cardinal Keith O’Brien who should do the business on this show.

I will try and refrain from mentioning cake for a couple of months.  I cannot guarantee it.