the darkening age, catherine nixey

papist fab! and gay

isbn: 97815509312325 details the thugs of the christian world. far from being enlightened we meet Shenoute, the original Greek destroyers of the elgin marbles, Mark, Luke and every bodies favourite Deuteronomy.

Saint Chrysotom (john to this book burning friends)  is also credited with helping the nazis to burn books of more recent time begins the tales of the destruction of roman and greek culture.

Although your average gay catholic bishop probably wont be mentioning them as pillars of the faith.

It proves that both christian and islam faiths are insecure and through violence there will is got.  So to call either as enlightened is wrong.  Mind you it might be fun to watch Shenoute and Obrien (my blog) fight to the death.

4/5 bananas.

retards with dmarc


Another retard who used Microshit (my blog)
Remote Server returned ‘554 4.3.2 mailbox busy; STOREDRV.Deliver.Exception:StoragePermanentException.MapiExceptionMaxObjsExceeded; Failed to process message due to a permanent exception with message Cannot complete delivery-time processing. 16.55847:B1020000, 17.43559:0000000090000000000000000000000000000000, 20.52176:140FE5810F0010106C020000, 20.50032:140FE5817F17101071020000, 0.35180:03000B37, 255.23226:76020000, 255.27962:0E000000, 255.31418:7B020000, 16.55847:8F010000, 17.43559:0000000090020000000000000F00000000000000, 20.52176:140FE5810F0010105B050000, 20.50032:140FE5817F17101060050000, 0.35180:0A00B780, 255.23226:65050000, 255.27962:0A000000, 255.27962:9E000000, 255.17082:E4040000, 0.18273:6F050000, 4.21921:E4040000, 255.27962:FA000000, 255.1494:0A00BB80, 255.1238:79050000, 1.29920:07000000, 7.29828:41420F000000000000000000, 7.29832:40420F000000000005000780, 4.45884:E4040000, 4.29876:E4040000, 4.30344:E4040000, 4.37696:E4040000, 4.58176:E4040000, 7.40748:010000000000010C00000000, 7.57132:00000000000000000F010480, 1.63016:9E000000, 4.39640:E4040000, 8.45434:10D38DFFA885F2418179636382C870570F010480, 5.10786:0000000031352E32302E303438352E3031353A5649315052303630314D42323430303A38623266373864612D303436612D343561632D393363352D383533343364623537393438000F010480, 255.1750:C4050000, 255.31418:80030400, 0.22753:80030400, 255.21817:E4040000 [Stage: DeliverMessage]’

Well done retards prove yet again that microsoft is really crap at everything.

Dear sat nav executives its 2018

So professor owns two sat nav devices – one that can be used in any car a tom tom (my blog) , and the other in a car (my blog) which to remove would take hours to remove and make the car un-drivable – one is ancient and had to use windows software to upgrade it so it never happened being a linux shop here in the zoo.

The newer ones connect to wifi apparently.

The newer car based unit [opposed to being in any car] still needs windows to update argh

I am not asking for an ethernet cable just something non os specific.

I have no objection to usb flash drives but when some idiot in the sat nav industry thinks microsoft windows is best then professor will not be buying extra software since it needs windows to download it.


Its 2018 this is not rocket science.however you wont be getting extra rich while make updating incar satnavs a multistep process.  The zoo will not be buying crap microsoft software just for you.

So if have sat nav shares the sale is final and no additional money will be collected because of microsoft.



what the hell happened to .ico website images while i was not paying attention.

missing things used to be here

You know those small images that used to be by the website name, animated gifs seem to have been broken by the browsers and one zoo website had a ‘broken’ ico file. How that happened is open to speculation.

So i got tasked to fix something that might be deemed a new feature. Not that it appears to be deemed html and as i do not really keep up to date since html5 is still the latest and greatest.   But it seems that ico images have become strangley like one side of the tribe you dont share a banana with.

You want a xml file to tell microcrap windows 8 and 10 what file to show ? Sure not a fucking pain in the arse.

Apple wants svg and a html header or two and the image file size is getting bigger and bigger over time well they are apple.

Andriod has its own way of doing the same shit and would also love a manifest file for my html. It works so it looks ok and that will do. Its a page of html not an app but thats the google way i bet these (my blog do not work.


Microsoft hence forward microcrap got a 2mb file as an ico to show on a desktop because by the time i got round to there fucked up way of thinking and xml (no problem) seemed to be happy with that and i could not give a shit that the file was huge so i left it.

I am kind of amused how a 318 byte icon file turned into a 2mb file and microcrap seem happy with that.(microsoft files where intentionally left that way)

Oh well at least i had an entertaining hour, if anybody from microsoft wants to see me throw poo at them i am very willing to do it if want to visit the zoo.

As to where that leaves html as a markup you please telll me below.

steam ‘multi-platform’ and useless stuff

I Bought a game (my blog) and the soundtrack came in mp3 ogg and wma formats – the last of those being a shit microsoft format wiith drm.

I suppose that is one way to support stuff, not that i was supposed to notice that.

The music is pretty good and for the extra three pence for all the other dlc content seemed a risk worth taking rather than just buy part one and part 2.

Those steam badges are also useless, however i did create a badge for making gems from badges that i did not expect but i have no clue about how to use them. I suppose if you have Asperger’s life is hell being completist or needing that pre-release thing worth absolutely nothing  but as a casual gamer i have no desire to show off my steam things to people.

They cannot buy bananas. it is odd that ‘dlc’ is non badge thing compatible.  Not that i give a stuff.

If you have suggestions about what to with these useless steam stuff drop me a comment.

Sogo ‘magic’

The prime ministers second job

I discussed this here once before and decided to have another go.  Having installed it i decided to try and get it working but having found a manual and created a user and table for postgres i came a cropper once again for not having an ldap server (my blog) and that the sql tables are created by magic via ldap

It is most specific for microshit* users but once again this thing defeats me its apache config looks like voodoo.

Its ironic that this thing uses all the things i deem awful.  Kind of explains a lot.and why i shall speak no more of it.


Fixing systemd postfix failures via cron

Being when i write this it is winter i decided to reboot the zoos server and put in standard* more for the cooling fans, having done that (free room heat) i restarted and forget to check if postfix had started (my blog) .

Eventually i hand type the postmulti (my blog) command and it works. As reboots are rare this is not an everyday occurrence i can excuse the behaviour after all systemd wont tell me why it fails since its perfect so i must be to blame for going outside of ‘default’ systemd configuration..

So i decide to create an onboot script with cron and the @reboot command and that now starts postfix for me and does something that systemd cannot do

I imagine the idiots who develop systemd are most upset with me and will development a cron replacement that disables that feature.  If they do then i think my migration to a bsd variant will be guaranteed.

If your software sucks like systemd does then best do not blame us ‘users’ for stuff that other things can do.

*opposed to hurricane/typhoon speed which is good summer setting

even more Microsoft viruses from india

Kkaran Bahree

The zoo does get viruses from people sending bad microsoft [microshit] products and recently most of them have come from india so come and meet

BANNED (.asc,CCE28122017_009107.vbs) []:52331 [] <> -> <x@>, quarantine: J/banned-Jfl4doEQpwiO, Queue-ID:x, Message-ID: <>

who is

% []
% Whois data copyright terms

% Information related to ‘ –’

% Abuse contact for ‘ –’ is ‘’

inetnum: –
admin-c: AN486-AP
tech-c: SA823-AP
country: IN
last-modified: 2015-08-26T06:43:16Z
source: APNIC

address: SHOP NO 242, 2ND FLOOR,SARDAR COMPLEX,KADODARA,Surat,Gujarat-394327
e-mail: mastermind@
abuse-mailbox: mastermind@
admin-c: AN486-AP
tech-c: SA823-AP
auth: # Filtered
last-modified: 2015-08-26T06:41:04Z
source: APNIC

Now i have also read that the world has got wise to Indian it ‘experts’ be they technical  support fraudsters, and the disingenuous seo and website developers in which you have to give them a a+ rating or you never see the thing to rate its quality.

I am amused that these it professionals use hotmail or whatever the Microsoft free internet email name is these days to send these requests to do ‘business’.   The zoo has it’s own mail server

Had the zoo’s rules not have been triggered then no doubt some scammer from india would probably be thinking about ringing us up and fixing our computers he/she intentionally tried to broke.- something to look forward to.

The poster boy for inidian it is no doubt Kkaran Bahree who was caught selling your bank details some years ago

shit at dmarc:

Since i like to name those awful at dmarc (my blog) and many of those already mentioned retain there status. I feel it necessary to add to that list.

Why they use Microsoft software, (my blog) no wonder gchq and the nsa hacked them.which made the newspapers until reporting spies became a non reportable thing (my blog).

I look forward to informing me that there dmarc inbox is ‘full’ once again.  Oh yes
#554-5.2.2 mailbox full 554 5.2.2 STOREDRV.Deliver.Exception:QuotaExceededException.MapiExceptionShutoffQuotaExceeded; Failed to process message due to a permanent exception with message Cannot open mailbox /o=BelgacomGroup/ou=Exchange Administrative Group (FYDIBOHF23SPDLT)/cn=Configuration/cn=Servers/cn=A04071/cn=Microsoft System Attendant. 16.55847:C2000000,

A feedback loop!



The wisdom of crowds goes missing

Telephones are the bane of my existence – and i now know more about telephones than i ever kind of desired to know.

The rule of interconnecting any telephones together appears to be a lost art and something the phone company does , Panasonic after two telephone lines told me only there phones work only with other panasonic phones omitting the fact from the crap paper instructions with the wrong phone number on as well.

So it on to pastures new something else i given wrong info on.

Then i had a question a dect repeater of which some idiot who had not a fucking clue what repeater is.

After scouring several web sites i think i can inter connect things but compromises are needed by the zoo.

I am beginning to see why people hate landlines, although i do acknowledge that mobile phones can be lacking in in built up areas and so as they stand are not replacement.

I am sure something else will mean i have to replace the lot. and give me a headache and further complaints from the monkey bouse.   Yeah I love telephones.