steam ‘multi-platform’ and useless stuff

I Bought a game (my blog) and the soundtrack came in mp3 ogg and wma formats – the last of those being a shit microsoft format wiith drm.

I suppose that is one way to support stuff, not that i was supposed to notice that.

The music is pretty good and for the extra three pence for all the other dlc content seemed a risk worth taking rather than just buy part one and part 2.

Those steam badges are also useless, however i did create a badge for making gems from badges that i did not expect but i have no clue about how to use them. I suppose if you have Asperger’s life is hell being completist or needing that pre-release thing worth absolutely nothing  but as a casual gamer i have no desire to show off my steam things to people.

They cannot buy bananas. it is odd that ‘dlc’ is non badge thing compatible.  Not that i give a stuff.

If you have suggestions about what to with these useless steam stuff drop me a comment.

we are really nice Saudi terrorists really (compared to the nasty isis ones)

Bananas was watching television one evening in the zoos security office (my blog) when the Saudi Arabians who are recently bombing Yemen as well decided to advertise there new western ideals by telling you worldwide victims of Saudi funded terror that soon there will be segregated* cinemas will be soon open being that cinemas do not exist there currently at all.

Saudi Arabia – Not pro womens rights

As Iran does not have cinemas suppose that is a one up –  but i do wonder what films they will be allwed to see since not many islamic films get made and certainly not the iran home made films or the ones with jewish actors in.

Maybe its a suicide bomber training hotspot.rather than a cinema? after all training terrorists and funding them is the primary aim.

My desire to visit Saudi Arabia is not on any bucket list i have.

*the sjw‘s (my blog) will like that

Mondelez in the wild

happy Mondelez customer

Some zoo visitor purchased  cabury (my blog) and i overheard some young visitors to the zoo describe there chocolate as horrible with bits of brightly coloured chewable things and a oreo thing of which being an ape i have no idea what an orea is,

While a need to ‘innovate’ is probably good i do wonder that if the brand will survive.



Professors hour in a car park

Professor (my blog) here in the zoo told us apes a very funny story about him and significant other (my blog) trying to pay via a telephone for car parking. Apparently an hour was spent faffing about with payment which both professor and so failed to achieve this modern miracle.being unable to press ‘2’ or something while in a car park.

really uncool

I restrained the urge to laugh when i was told  – although it does sounds comical.however it does show the mass appeal of the mobile telephone not something professor is really into.

Anyhow eventually they left and parked elsewhere – which is one way to sort it out.

identity thief crooks at large in Swansea Wales

The zoo had to deal with the dvla who do driving stuff here, if yur american these people are a bit more professional than your dmv setup.

Some government identity document had to be returned because its the government. But it had to be damaged first as it appears the post office has employed identity theft crooks in Swansea who do not forward the mail to this government department.

I suppose it is a juicy target as the mail has a value but one of which is flawed as the government is the target.

I somehow doubt that there are job openings at the Swansea post office the reasons you can figure out..

Dont support your local high street

I read two shop chains gave up the fight yesterday a toy retailer who had corrupt accountants* and a huge pension ‘hole’  while not selling star wars toys (my blog) along with everybody else.

The other was a electronics shop come mobile phone shop that was  not particularly good whether rude staff or high prices caused there demise is something you would have to ask an actual customer and i was not one.

Anyhow let me tell you the tale of …

Snobby shops are interesting places who do not fit the charity shop filled local high street (my blog) after being told to visit them by charity shop makeover persons like comrade Portas – these snobby shops tell you to go else where.  Good examples being interior decoration and bathroom retailers.

queen of the charity shops mary portas

I guess comrade Portas do not want to sell item and prefer those large retail warehouse and online plumbing firms.  After all you got to have to whinge at something.

Anyhow what do i know ?

Online would have been easier best not tell them that – you can keep a secret right ?

*free holidays and houses

british old age pensioner gun massacres.

With yet another us gun massacre recently* professor was telling us apes a very funny story about a near blind non english pensioner who had bought an air gun to shoot at squirrels for reasons best known to themselves

With extra of rounds of whatever air guns fire** we both wondered if the squirrels where safe and as this old person has a walking frame as well and so it became a bit funny.- do squirrels duck and cover ? (my blog) can they also outrun the pensioner ?

As to the reasoning that squirrels need to be shot and whether in fact the pensioner could hit one is very much up for debate.

Professor and us us apes really don’t understand humanity mind you the squirrels might rise up*** and take over the planet..

*where msm biases are glaringly exposed (my blog( and worthy of its own post, **i dont know what they fire.  I think rick & morty did that

A film critics cinema

Professor came and visited us in the zoo and told us that his new cinema (my blog) is a place where the critics (my blog) might apparently go to as non superhero films are shown.



Instead of the dire superhero films like ‘Barbie v the Fantastic tau’* there are those films critics review for actual seeing instead of us having to go to the peoples republic of Islington, or waiting for it on dvd, or the television since professor may have funded it out of the tv license via the bbc or channel four keeping luvies in moaning debates (my blog) takes our money not theres.

Its a bit of a surprise to professor but then i suppose what is happening now will also be reflected in the multiplex after all when Ken rescues Barbie (my blog) from the Fantastic Tau’s has a limited appeal.

I apologise for spoiling future film plots and associating Barbie with maths

flatland* that circle maths thing also known as pi that keeps a couple of maths types in full argument mode as to whether you say pi or tau.

rumblings from libraries higher management

Bananas as an reader of books (my blog) requested a non camdem book twice in fact and the second time it showed no compunction to be collected despite asking the local staff one day i decided to go to the top.

Being a nice ape i did not use swear words and made it retard proof to management as an inter library thingy* and probably something these bosses do not understand.

The next day i had to visit and return a book at my local camdem library and was instantly accosted by the head librarian who was rather amused by my antics of which i also forwarded my hopefully sentinet message to and like me where unable to get anything done..

Apparently those higher management people where rather miffed that i emailed who i did rather than them aklthough i found that emailing them normally meant me talking to the local head librarian who had done as much as anybody could have.

citizen may the children’s entertainer

Apparently i made somebodies day not fun but they have had three months to act before i did any of this..  However i was told that the item then did not exist so it proved that Theresa May does have a potemkin library.

*eg too cheap to buy it in Camdem