I found this amusing from a politician.
I note that on a secret* election trip Theresa May (my blog) who is averse to questions and will always reply with two words starting with s caused an eggs and flour shortage somewhere secret which is kind of creepy being she is the capitalist and you expect queues for food in soviet russia (historic) or north korea today provided it is not food aid provided by its enemies..
These eggs and flour items where deemed terrorist bomb making equipment while citizen may was in town secretly and possibly performing as a childrens party entertainer. Quite what this says about capitalism is left to you the reader to imagine
It becomes rather amusing when politicians failings make news rather than the message with the same two s words in.
I offer a free banana skin as a prize which you can collect from the zoo if you wish to comment with the magic words starting with s. Something Comrade May likes too! assuming she is vegan.
However as banana skins can have a comedic value i am sure a law will be passed by her party banning bananas in the future as is what politicians do .
So if you ever have to entertain Thresa May you know eggs and flour are off the menu. Quite how this clergyman’s daughter** is so intolerant to eggs and flour is an exercise left to you the reader.
*also know as children’s party events ** clergymen see the worst of society a lesson learned by there family members as well.
isbn: 0316861308 is an older book and tells of the fall of the Roman empire, before I bore you further g r r martin (my blog) stole from this book who is famous for television fantasy.
Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein (my blog) also is another modern interpretation of Rome. If Sulla and Marius don’t interest you.
In a perhaps a parallel of today (my blog) the events that saw the beginning of the end are hilighted and while a little heavy going in parts you might see some from the past in todays landscape.
Bananas was asked by professor to get a air quality certificate (this is not a boring post) for his car when he goes on safari to France.
He only knew of it via the fud of a newspaper (my blog) that he does not read and the extended family read. His attempts to figure out this shit are laughable as four weeks have past since then and i go see professor and eventually get roped into this exercise in french form filling that costs euros too.
So much for the european free market and this is before brexit (my blog). Whether or not the french use the lack of such a thing as an excercise to make money from foreigners* either via fines for not having one or tax for having a label i suppose is a moot point now. But there well known for it and the rest of the eu is also fair game to Jorge the bureaucratic frenchman.
Its a fairly pain free process if your aware of french civil servants ideals via a website name, make, vin number provided that is you have the right registration documents at the right address.
More ‘complex’ things needed include the emissions standard of which a google search got me a value that the form liked and was on the form. However professor tells me that the value stated is not on on the label supplied but incremented by one. You views on the right value seems to be a judgement call between ignoring what is on the form is right or wrong – i guess one set of bureaucrats would be most upset by that. .
Then they want a jpeg of the registration document that is a very small attachment size. First attempts scanned the document (four pages) in where 8 mb – the target was 400kb
So they only got part of the document, after a lot of faffing about with that scanner and the gimp* (my blog) the french government expects you to own and able to use, oh and scp to copy the file to professors workstation.
In the end on my first attempt i get a car that can be registered that the computer in France seems to accept and professor does the rest.
While his ownership document and the french might be mildly compatible per eu regulations it seems that this is not liked by the tax collecting authorities and so a special process only to them is ‘required’.
I think that breaks the eu ‘spirit’ but that’s just me thinking about the issue. If this was some rant about paid roads (not government) then this would be crazy talk but its a process that tells government something that they already know if even i do not know what that information is and as one computer can ask another.
It seems there are French bureaucrats who are sceptic of the eu dont tell them but i am on to them..
Something to think about. *open source graphics manipulatiom – enjoy the joke * includes road haulers hgv’s etc
I do not like May (my blog) but i am now convinced she is a idiot trying to dump the labour leader which is the equivalent of a comedian disposing of there funny jokes.
I do not like Corbyn either.although respect him more. Anyhow citizen May just made the other party a lot more electable in the future so considering this is a ‘non essential’ election it is short term thinking that will eventually hurt the conservatives. A legacy i think she will not like consider Andrew Turner who whether you consider right or wrong on his views of homosexuality shows that the conservative appeal to all could be diminished in no time as stereotype nasty people .
Mind you idiots are good at idiotic stuff its proven which might explain the newspapers here going for royal happy photographs of young and old royals and associated ‘girlfriends’ on the front page with the ‘election’ covered on page twelve. .
You do know your screwed right ? Carry on (not here)
isbn: 9781848146282 was an economist pick about cohort studies and how people live. It is a bit buzzwordy and a gentle introduction but the data from 1946 has become more accessible and relevant with modern stuff like computers.
Politicians are as usual unwise and foolish to this stuff and it appears many problems continue and neither red nor blue party really cares for them or takes advice from them unless its part of there party line.
You may know of these large studies by headlines like fat children,divorce and the family in newspapers.and such like
Not all studies work and there is a lot failure in practice before these things work which is something america discovered. Oddly a question like how much change from £2 will you get from a item costing 0.64p can tell you a lot about a group of people.
Something worth celebrating as an idea even if politicians see what they want to (failing) and the msm finding a negatives for headlines.
FYI: I voted remain (my blog). Over to you brexiters.- you just got called on your bullshit.
isbn: 9780415661508 written n 2014 is related to this (my blog) who seem to have since imploded once more with leadership problems, brawling ever since June – who punched first, non respect make politics look exciting.
In the beginning its academic ideals it is ‘suggested’ that the right wing took over aka Mosley black shirt style style and that is rather biased. However both red and blue parties have since gone ukip purple chasing the anti vote.
Rather left wing in its interpretation as it uses facts to fit its narrative, however it has nice charts that explain why people voted the way they did and labours immigration policy of non eu nations and and lack of action by the eu promoting the benefits or trusting the local political types to fight there corner can be inferred but these truths are ignored by the authors and ukip get all the collective blame which strikes me as odd being that for hundred years of two party politics no blane can be found elsewhere.
Pre Snowden (my blog) it casts a wide net and how google might operate. It has faults as it sees that legality is a form of censorship.
Another problem is the reliance of ngo’s who fail in Haiti by not doing anything but that’s a boss talking to other bosses ignoring failure. Calling wikileaks a terrorist organisation kind of proves that provided its legal google feels genuinely ok with government demands.
Transformative technologies are given a push but i do wonder if the censored net speculated would allow them to do much after all communicating with facebook in Ethiopia is illegal.
In cooperating with the bully who might also be moral and gay (my blog) i do wonder how they will meet there illicit lovers. Needs must be met.
I was reading the other newspaper (which i don’t particularity respect) and things i had missed when a bbc (who the newspaper does not like either) radio drama called borderland was suggested as worth a hear. .
So one day i set my ears to receive left wing centrist bbc bias
Set in post brexit Britannia the immigrants – be they legal or illegal are leaving and while the playwright keeps it fresh with a dose of sports direct working conditions and the calais chaos (you tube) its grasp of devolution politics and peoples north of Watford , and wet ones in the west leaves much to be desired.
It is conveniently forgotten that labour brought in devolution of wales and scotland and neither are now strong labour voting areas. As to northern Ireland well that’s been reunited with the south in this drama.
If you had not guessed it the scots and the welsh are also racists in this drama but since they did not vote red that must be true after all playwrights never lie,
Eventually our victim (female) gets to Ireland and lives happily ever after and this is where i get confused
For four hundred the years protestants and catholics have had a deep mistrust of each other and as the bbc has reported in northern ireland that if you mix say muslim into that mix (bbc news) then i see a new threat to both not that i believe in the sky fairies
While it might be ‘drama’ why is it not wrong to paint locals as evil for pointing out the problems with an ever increasing population and less money spent on say libraries and health.
If the bbc wishes to paint all of ts white viewers as racist then good for it but by doing so they miss there point. Not all of us live in Islington, and why does not immigration not mater to non women friendy ireland ? (my blog)
If walking with a orange band is cause for the riot police to be out most nights and segration of catholics from protestants is still common somehow to call the irish non problematic seems odd.
Anyhow what do i know. perhaps i should find a zoo in Islington