My gmail account is buying sexy underwear

I logged into my personal gmail account once in a blue moon and found somebody with the same name of mine was signing me up for sexy underwear receipts and rupert murdoch fake news (both my blog).

Baboons give us a, give a b give us a c

Since i hate Murdoch, and as an ape dont buy or use underwear while working in the zoo its good to know that we apes in the monkey house are up to date with rupert’s lies while apparently wearing sexy underwear when the visitors go home.

I cleared the messages and look forward to seeing what gets sent to us the next time i login.- sadly nobody sends me panties in the post as far as i know

I expect a large visitor count today when the zoo opens.so you know why

female guilt and large gifts

Professor told us apes a story about his significant other. It began with a ill advised holiday which the fallout from is still coming with both sides being egged on by prof’s wife for reasons best known to her

Suffice to say one of them wishes to be still friends when the other still desires the need to insult the other and being women point out her failures too.

The secondhand car (my blog) is apparently a peace offering to one side – its value £3000 but to one party it was given away for a bottle of fizzy wine who looked at the car like a defective object and eventually took the car after realising the situation.

Friendship…..

 

Professors hour in a car park

Professor (my blog) here in the zoo told us apes a very funny story about him and significant other (my blog) trying to pay via a telephone for car parking. Apparently an hour was spent faffing about with payment which both professor and so failed to achieve this modern miracle.being unable to press ‘2’ or something while in a car park.

really uncool

I restrained the urge to laugh when i was told  – although it does sounds comical.however it does show the mass appeal of the mobile telephone not something professor is really into.

Anyhow eventually they left and parked elsewhere – which is one way to sort it out.

identity thief crooks at large in Swansea Wales

The zoo had to deal with the dvla who do driving stuff here, if yur american these people are a bit more professional than your dmv setup.

Some government identity document had to be returned because its the government. But it had to be damaged first as it appears the post office has employed identity theft crooks in Swansea who do not forward the mail to this government department.

I suppose it is a juicy target as the mail has a value but one of which is flawed as the government is the target.

I somehow doubt that there are job openings at the Swansea post office the reasons you can figure out..

Icarus [sports drug doping]

imdb: tt6333060 is about Grigory Rodchenkovand and the doping of the Russian olympics team who still to this day often drop out of events due to testing.   The George Orwell extracts is brilliant at summing up sport and drugs.

Enjoy your druggies performing sport.today.  It is not real.

Better than fiction is the truth.

5/5 bananas

the angry chef, A Warner

Yep we all be muppets

isbn: 97817866072160 is about food fads like the people who only eat steamed fish* to avoid getting cancer and who then get cancer.

So this is book that delves into the dubious area of food ‘science’ which has huge number of loonies and hollywood stars (my blog) who somehow get attracted to living on air or smelling there poo (my blog).  It is not particularly well written compared with Goldacre (my blog) but since its dealing with people making money rather than advancing science i suppose it will do.

The blog is written in the same style.  It is not completely useless as i got the low down as to why people think white bread is bad its a mentally retarded view..

Matthias Rath – who causes the death of 300,000 south africans a year from hiv aids.

The sugar chapter is also interesting.

Newpaper reporting gets it in the neck too.

The chapters on cancer (my blog) and autism (my blog) are the usual quacks offering hope to retards which is sad but that’s people like Rach  and ilk for you

3/5 bananas

*even in restaurants when it is not on the menu – such people do exist..

Governments and dmarc feedback loops [nsandi.com]

hello hello hello hello

If you have never heard of nsandi they are a government saving bank – interest is low and a lottery like prize is offered – kind of like an old  war bond, mostly an interest free loan for the government.

Somebody here in the zoo registered with a zoo address and as we have dmarc (my blog) along with nsandi a curous feedback loop has started – it begins when they send an email, dmarc sends one back, and then the pfishing address sends another automated reply to our dmarc user meaning another dmarc message from us rinse and repeat.

Imagine your not just us but google getting lots of these autoreplies i bet they must consider this autoreply bot a sign of retardation at nsandi

I guess one day it will stop when i do a kernel upgrade and ‘forget’ to keep the dmarc import file, or block the reporting to them or something else.

Ignoring the domain: nsinvest.core.int seems to stop the feedback loop which does make dmarc useless for them but hey some retarded public schooled civil servant should not auto reply dmarc messages.

Oh well. Idle bots like to keep busy.  Nice to know they got the message!

 

mending a car seat saga

The zoo has a transport device where the seats need fixing, others here in the zoo have been asking for it to done for years but it fell upon deaf ears.  The four wheeled device is now being sold (hunt the bills time) and then person then decided to fix it.

Please make of this what you will.  I hope the new owner likes the restored chairs.

Well it is one to way to fix it.

Journalists review a book about journalism and see none of their problems

I was reading an online book review about the state of journalism and everybody else was getting the blame for the ills of this ‘profession’ – governments, drugs syndicates,you the readers etc but no mention was made of he who must not be named (my blog) or the fact the journalists writing this where the same ones who smashed up the disk with Snowdens (my blog) list of spying programs in front of the government employees.

I found those an odd omission – after all its not there fault is it that they self hammered a hard disk to bits.

Oddly the book came to no conclusions as to how to fix things – funny that.

I will not tell you the books name since i am sure the newspaper and it’s journalists might deem a mention of it ‘stealing’ so all is well with the world is it not

dmarc retard for September is latinnewsmail.us

It is a bit early since it is still september but this is clearly an exceptional case which deserves this special award.

the domain  latinnewsmail . us apparently sent something to the zoo (could have been spam) , its mail handler did not like the standard opendmarc attachment rejected as

eforward3.registrar-servers.com[162.255.118.61] said: 550 We do not accept
.zip attachments here. (in reply to end of DATA command)

So if your thinking of using registrar-servers.com clearly your an retard as to the domain well they also deserve to be associated with retards since they setup the email aggregate@latinnewsmail.us to be sent to that address.  The good news is that latinnewsmail . us wont be getting any more dmarc email from the zoo despite them requesting it.

I pass on just to show that the clueless seem to have found dmarc and what could possibly go wrong.

I like spotting idiots wth dmarc