Shareholder registars employ retard genuises

One ape has shares (my blog) and with a change of domain required*  it meant updating and a letter with a code to unlock the rest of the unneeded features, being the ape had a number of different shares they have no idea what share the code is for.

Technically this is angels dancing on a pinhead until the right account is used so this could go on for weeks and weeks before they get one right along with letters saying the account was accessed wrongly.

Sisyphus is still a role model

If only they put the name of share firm on the letter.

Somehow that code will never be entered i think.   Making electronic shareholder communication irrelevant.

Mind you those three companies that do shareholder services still manage to get there email classed as spam, so email gets nulled.

Special people sigh

*more at another date.

Ladies day and beta female apes

pony boy

All the beta female apes are likely to go missing from the monkey house today and will probably end up in the zoo’s security office where the horse racing is on.  Not because they like horse racing but because of the hats.

lizzards mam

The apes in question strangely never wear hats.   If you can explain this bonkers thinking, i offer a banana skin prize which you can collect from the zoo.

I also am aware that hooligans like horse racing recently whether or not there gypsies and there for there usual troublemaking was not specified but when a huge fight  starts perhaps not all is well with the world of betting and horses.

If you can derive any logic from this well your doing better than i am.

female guilt and large gifts

Professor told us apes a story about his significant other. It began with a ill advised holiday which the fallout from is still coming with both sides being egged on by prof’s wife for reasons best known to her

Suffice to say one of them wishes to be still friends when the other still desires the need to insult the other and being women point out her failures too.

The secondhand car (my blog) is apparently a peace offering to one side – its value £3000 but to one party it was given away for a bottle of fizzy wine who looked at the car like a defective object and eventually took the car after realising the situation.

Friendship…..

 

Professors hour in a car park

Professor (my blog) here in the zoo told us apes a very funny story about him and significant other (my blog) trying to pay via a telephone for car parking. Apparently an hour was spent faffing about with payment which both professor and so failed to achieve this modern miracle.being unable to press ‘2’ or something while in a car park.

really uncool

I restrained the urge to laugh when i was told  – although it does sounds comical.however it does show the mass appeal of the mobile telephone not something professor is really into.

Anyhow eventually they left and parked elsewhere – which is one way to sort it out.

the angry chef, A Warner

Yep we all be muppets

isbn: 97817866072160 is about food fads like the people who only eat steamed fish* to avoid getting cancer and who then get cancer.

So this is book that delves into the dubious area of food ‘science’ which has huge number of loonies and hollywood stars (my blog) who somehow get attracted to living on air or smelling there poo (my blog).  It is not particularly well written compared with Goldacre (my blog) but since its dealing with people making money rather than advancing science i suppose it will do.

The blog is written in the same style.  It is not completely useless as i got the low down as to why people think white bread is bad its a mentally retarded view..

Matthias Rath – who causes the death of 300,000 south africans a year from hiv aids.

The sugar chapter is also interesting.

Newpaper reporting gets it in the neck too.

The chapters on cancer (my blog) and autism (my blog) are the usual quacks offering hope to retards which is sad but that’s people like Rach  and ilk for you

3/5 bananas

*even in restaurants when it is not on the menu – such people do exist..

mending a car seat saga

The zoo has a transport device where the seats need fixing, others here in the zoo have been asking for it to done for years but it fell upon deaf ears.  The four wheeled device is now being sold (hunt the bills time) and then person then decided to fix it.

Please make of this what you will.  I hope the new owner likes the restored chairs.

Well it is one to way to fix it.

dmarc retard for September is latinnewsmail.us

It is a bit early since it is still september but this is clearly an exceptional case which deserves this special award.

the domain  latinnewsmail . us apparently sent something to the zoo (could have been spam) , its mail handler did not like the standard opendmarc attachment rejected as

eforward3.registrar-servers.com[162.255.118.61] said: 550 We do not accept
.zip attachments here. (in reply to end of DATA command)

So if your thinking of using registrar-servers.com clearly your an retard as to the domain well they also deserve to be associated with retards since they setup the email aggregate@latinnewsmail.us to be sent to that address.  The good news is that latinnewsmail . us wont be getting any more dmarc email from the zoo despite them requesting it.

I pass on just to show that the clueless seem to have found dmarc and what could possibly go wrong.

I like spotting idiots wth dmarc

Theresa May’s model Potemkin library (a true story)

Theresa May (my blog) represents a town called Maidenhead which is on the river Thames and has a train station. Her position on nearby Heathrow expansion is best not examined for consistency.

Anyhow there library has a book that professor wants and he can obtain – it is the only copy in the south east of england in a library and it is available.  But…

The only trouble is that due to a procedure they will not release it.

That speaks volumes about the conservatives and her Potemkin village (wikipedia)

So next time some politician (right or left)tells you your not using libraries and they MUST BE CLOSED do remember Maidenhead where the library is just for show not for books.

secondhand busses – too much email fun

metz bus

You may remember the zoo’s secondhand bus email address (my blog) which is advertised if you scalp something but does not work although it looks genuine.

Well it is still active as 185.46.165.59 which is in Metz, France (at time of writing)  had a serous go at trying to send the zoo something about second hand buses.  If you bought that list of spammer leads then you made me laugh and fulfilled my desire to see what a public transport bus in Metz looks like.  Pink!

The whois is a bit sparse but e-cgpn.com seem to be an isp.  I am amused and pleased to see idiots exist.

Do you like to see what a bus looks like worldwide – you know what you have to do and your regional bus brand might be featured.

 

Idiots in the war office (aka defence)

This week – [i am trying to be current for a change] was the 100th anniversary of Passchendaele.a village in Belgium.

If reporters and civil servants cannot understand the difference between wholesale slaughter and bravery then clearly there are still some very screwed up people who have yet to understand.  But i suppose as everybody got shot even for not being brave enough* to walk in front of machine gun (my blog) then this event of managed mass murder is a hard event to frame but bravery is not a word i would associate with it.

If i use this ‘logic’ then I guess machine guns and artillery weapons are also due for medals for bravery.

You may have seen this (my blog) if you have no idea of the thing.

I have been to the menin gate and it is a sobering site mostly on account of it’s size.

*unmentioned by the msm and the war office