All the beta female apes are likely to go missing from the monkey house today and will probably end up in the zoo’s security office where the horse racing is on. Not because they like horse racing but because of the hats.
The apes in question strangely never wear hats. If you can explain this bonkers thinking, i offer a banana skin prize which you can collect from the zoo.
I also am aware that hooligans like horse racing recently whether or not there gypsies and there for there usual troublemaking was not specified but when a huge fight starts perhaps not all is well with the world of betting and horses.
If you can derive any logic from this well your doing better than i am.
Well that was a surprise (my blog)
I guess the uk (not northern ireland) will see a reduction* in abortions now.
Those weirdos (my blog) north of the border do look even more retarded.
Whatever your view on the matter (its not forced on you) it seems Ivan Payne’s (my blog) friends lost.
Well done Ireland.
*catholic hypocrisy – being a large number of irish citizens and thus skewing the statistics.
The zoo had to deal with the dvla who do driving stuff here, if yur american these people are a bit more professional than your dmv setup.
Some government identity document had to be returned because its the government. But it had to be damaged first as it appears the post office has employed identity theft crooks in Swansea who do not forward the mail to this government department.
I suppose it is a juicy target as the mail has a value but one of which is flawed as the government is the target.
I somehow doubt that there are job openings at the Swansea post office the reasons you can figure out..
imdb: tt6333060 is about Grigory Rodchenkovand and the doping of the Russian olympics team who still to this day often drop out of events due to testing. The George Orwell extracts is brilliant at summing up sport and drugs.
Enjoy your druggies performing sport.today. It is not real.
Better than fiction is the truth.
I was reading an online book review about the state of journalism and everybody else was getting the blame for the ills of this ‘profession’ – governments, drugs syndicates,you the readers etc but no mention was made of he who must not be named (my blog) or the fact the journalists writing this where the same ones who smashed up the disk with Snowdens (my blog) list of spying programs in front of the government employees.
I found those an odd omission – after all its not there fault is it that they self hammered a hard disk to bits.
Oddly the book came to no conclusions as to how to fix things – funny that.
I will not tell you the books name since i am sure the newspaper and it’s journalists might deem a mention of it ‘stealing’ so all is well with the world is it not
mafia run the british red cross
Symantec i read have sold there ssl interests after fucking up ssl (tls) certs with the green bars. Quite how these security geniuses ended upon such a state is noteworthy but probably leaves many of you with bad unverified certificates rom them and there brands that will stop working.
This has happened before (my blog) so size is no guarantee of administration. Oddly these are the same people complain bitterly about others and not there own behaviour in the past.
I do not have any Symantec brands of tls but i do not want any of there products in the zoo.
It feels like money trumps integrity. Most of us do tls once and never have to worry about it it for a year or so but Symantec have other plans for you.
wenlock a policeman
I wonder how many government employees will also be arrested for wondering off with the undeclared proceeds as they did with silk road in this new replacement market they also have shutdown.
I was amused to read that the genius ‘running’ the site had a free microsoft email address and advertised the fact on social media.
Unless you live under a rock (or like us look at the sky) it has been probably hard to not notice a tower block fire in London England. Many of the issues (my blog) can be alluded to here (my blog)
Oddly it still passed he fire regulations and planning laws. Oh to be a civil servant bureaucrat. Not the sort of thing non civil servants could get away with oh to be red and blue politician.
Surveyors in the uk are also very shoddy at there ”work’ while they might visit a site sometimes it is hard to discern as to if they get further to inspect it – this certainly was the case in the 1980’s.
But that must be me saying it.
*concrete is not an insulator which is why tall commercial buildings clad in plate glass
I noticed an interest in one of my more elderly posts who it appears i was one of few who actually read a bad book (my blog) on the subject which still deserves its rating i gave it.
Ironically both mum and daughter each now use different surnames and with the runaway writing in a ‘womens’ magazine famous for its sex surveys it appears the jury is still out on the many questions that mothers damaged pride* failed to answer and that is coming from the horses mouth this time.
I don’t read magazines** but the conclusion i got from the bush telegraph (my blog) summary of it yesterday is the title of this post. Anyhow if they do not know how to think then clearly there is a conclusion to be had from that. .
Something less boring tomorrow
*also a bread brand **bring back byte
street urchins with terror tools
I note that on a secret* election trip Theresa May (my blog) who is averse to questions and will always reply with two words starting with s caused an eggs and flour shortage somewhere secret which is kind of creepy being she is the capitalist and you expect queues for food in soviet russia (historic) or north korea today provided it is not food aid provided by its enemies..
These eggs and flour items where deemed terrorist bomb making equipment while citizen may was in town secretly and possibly performing as a childrens party entertainer. Quite what this says about capitalism is left to you the reader to imagine
It becomes rather amusing when politicians failings make news rather than the message with the same two s words in.
I hope nobody starved.
citizen may the children’s entertainer
I offer a free banana skin as a prize which you can collect from the zoo if you wish to comment with the magic words starting with s. Something Comrade May likes too! assuming she is vegan.
However as banana skins can have a comedic value i am sure a law will be passed by her party banning bananas in the future as is what politicians do .
seems appropriate from chitty chitty bang bang
So if you ever have to entertain Thresa May you know eggs and flour are off the menu. Quite how this clergyman’s daughter** is so intolerant to eggs and flour is an exercise left to you the reader.
*also know as children’s party events ** clergymen see the worst of society a lesson learned by there family members as well.