star trek discovery is a disaster, prelude to axnar looked the better fan made show.

Star Trek latest incarnation Discovery is a bit of a disaster imho with Americans paying over the odds for it.   That is cbs first error but as an non american not my problem.

Does this mean netflix international becomes the metric deemed successful tv series – not sure Hollywood will approve of that.  Think on that.

Prelude to Axnar looked better – even if it was on sticky copyright ground.

youtube which was shut down by cds/paramount.ssince the fans appeaar to do star trek better than jj abrams who might have had the cast* but rebooted and failed in film.

First up my criticisms of st:d are:

  • an angry vulcan human [woah]
  • women*women*women [sjw]
  • redesigned klingons [$]
  • um did you see that youtube video i linked too?
  • Why are cbs doing the Tom Paris [voyager] thing?
  • Replacement ships [more voyager] syndrome
  • rushed

It felt like a bad star trek film** [hint jj abrams at the helm] rather than a tv series.  So it feels like paramount/cbs are screwing it up aand getting netflix to pay for it.  I look forward to seeing the cbs executive who makes the netflix demograhic a thing justifiable.

Many insiders wont like that.

Having seen the first two (second was 38 minutes) long it appears that 12 minutes of adverts can be inserted by others the same reduced running time as st:v. which saw the reduction from 45 minutes to 38 minutes.

Somehow i fear netflix got conned by cbs.

I am still waiting for a tv show – not an excuse for jj abrams to make lost profit on him failing to do star trek right.

0 bananas.

*until Chekov was killed by a jeep. ** even i have not seen the last yet

the state

imdb: tt0130421 and a drama is about deash although mtv’s decision to go sjw mode probably means many of there presenters would happily go live in islamic state land [as funded by Saudi Arabia] who make something with the same name which i did not know until i started bashing this out.

The drama follows four ‘british’ islam believers who burn passports and do the thing perhaps more radically than this chap (my blog) did historically but that is progress. To say these people are innocent but idiots is clearly not true as getting there is convoluted.   Destruction of telecoms is also a choice so they most definitely made a choice

It kind of reminds me of the handmaids tale (my blog) and as i recorded all four episodes it was a distraction free view process. The women’s side of things make those females protagonists look retarded in believing, and the men as bullet magnets but i could have told you that to start with.

Appearing that deash’ is no longer a valid state or something the msm dont want to report on without an army in front of them so either this is a propaganda thing delayed for free tv or a reflection on the Saudi Arabian failed experiment that is ‘is’ is up for debate.

Perhaps in thirty years time those still alive ‘is/deash’ non saudi fighters will suffer the consequences of not being Saudi born like the bloke mentioned above in the link if history should decide to repeat itself.

It’s ending is enigmatic.if not contradictory with the females apparently doing stuff that only the men where seen doing. I think it needed more time to make sense but got Islam in a nutshell and it’s saudi paymasters.

I liked it’s portrayal of the religion (my blog)

some additions to Japanese netflix

From here (my blog)

Hibana

imdb: tt5301958 Manzai is slightly reminiscent of Rakgugo (my blog) if less formal not quite western stand up .   A bit of a slog and sometimes funny although quite hard to know when at times.

A story of comedians which comes from a manga* is comedy trying to be unfunny and i imagine quite hard to do. Despite that it has moments of profoundness.

5/5 bananas

Blame

imdb: tt6574146 is a japan film anime and rather well done. Stylistic and thought provoking.

5/5 bananas

Knights of Sidonia

imdb: 70301578 is an interesting take on ideas but set in space, a series its format in netflix sucks so expect a lot of fast forwarding reading the subtitles from a distance is a problem as white text on a white background is a problem and is not a bananas problem.

4/5 bananas

As an anime there are two seasons of if and

*ask your mummy what manga is.

Australian netflix

It may be of interest (my blog)

australia tv

Cleverman

imdb: tt4649420 is a bit like rabbit proof fence a film which wordpress.com says i never blogged about although i think i mentioned.  Part sjw and science fiction it has enough going for it for the six episodes – expect a cliff hanger.

4/5 bananas – indigenous but incomplete

 

Childrens netflix

Is surprisingly good (my blog) despite some shit copy pasting from broadcast tv to netflix (black screens) which is probably not  netflix’s issue.

Anne with an e (imdb: tt5421602)

Is apparently a childrens book come tv series that appears to be a favourite with Canadian audiences maybe a dreaded ‘c’ book* ?  I would have to ask our ape friends in Canadian zoos

Despite its sugary appearance there is wit to be found and it made me laugh several times in episode one. On a more seroius side you might argue that ptsd is evident. Its brief look at womens liberation movement is observational.

It is recommended for its mix of elements that kept we wanting to watch another one although from a brief glance at wikipeadia the story was altered from bank crash to boat sinking.

5/5 bananas diverting.

I am also a spongebob squarepants (my blog) fan which also transcends ‘age’

*classic ? (my blog) and far too ‘wrong’ for the guardian to mention

 

 

A divisive main stream media

Bananas has read the handmaids tale, by this author (my blog) it has had several interpretations and which failed to get the public’s imagination mind you reading a book appears to beyond many peoples ability..

Ironically i find it amusing that Islam (saudi arabia,iran, daesh [aka isis]) did it first, something your mainstream media people and sjw’s feel uncomfortable with stating but that is third wave feminism for you comrades.

As an old book and thus deemed not christian by more liberal religous people who forget that the jews would approve the story, and that apparently anything in the old book and the new book is still gods law according to the bloke who is born about december and dies in april by jewish will.

The press seem most disappointed that Trump is not mentioned by name and the omission or that Hillary Clinton is not working at a nuclear reactor purifying the earth for being a /bribable/not christian/crooked one of those fits both trump and clinton strikes me as odd as those crazy christians and followers i am sure would particicution both Trump and Clinton.

Harold Camping failed to meet jesus

I really do not understand these ‘reporters’ and there biases who seem to want to date the adaptation.

Neither Clinton or Trump is good for womens issues but your average crazy christian like Harold Camping (my blog) would still probably think both person non granta.

The adaption seems close to the book and a bit boring as i have read it

Anyhow if the msm think what they do it does illustrate how shit they are.

netflix in april

No drm on the old tv sets

Browser watching works which it did not here (my blog) and the mentioned tng was ok despite the limitations – on a smallish snart tv tng is horrible.

More netflix blog entries still to come.being that i am in no hurry to schedule things.

 

something about two black lesbians called polly and bill on television.

I am not quite sure why the bbc diversity departmant made me think that dr who is a programme about black lesbians but if your one and work for bbc diversity please celebrate and put on that strap on and do it on dr who please.

I guess bill wears it from the name

It would be a lot more entertaining than dr who.

More tea vicar ?

If you think Polly is wearing the strap on instead leave comments justifying your thoughts, i am quite prepared to change my view of who wears it.

King Charles III (bbc version)

King Charles III was a play that you probably needed to sell both kidneys for to see live (my blog) and the desire to see it meant that it was something i had heard of but did not bother with.

However somebody who did sell both kidneys and works for bbc saw it and made it into a drama on the bbc.

Prince Charles and Diana

Most of my views on Charles* (my blog) remain unchanged from before i saw it and it says what i think eg Charles is not fit for the position to become head of state for his deeds so far..

How much truth here is something i do not know or care about but i enjoyed the output for being thoughtful and provoking.

5/5 bananas go find it.

*Charles (wikipeadia) is an unfortunate name for king’s – I have a film review (my blog) and another that one day i will post.